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Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 12:03 PM
Cover art available in the animation here:

http://maythe4th.starwars.com/?CO=us-en

More ridiculous hype and info to come from that site later today.

The gist of it? Here you go, from Blu-ray.com (http://www.rockshockpop.com/forums/STAR WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA ON BLU-RAY is presented in widescreen with 6.1 DTS Surround Sound. Special features include:):

STAR WARS: THE COMPLETE SAGA ON BLU-RAY is presented in widescreen with 6.1 DTS Surround Sound. Special features include:

DISC ONE – STAR WARS: EPISODE I THE PHANTOM MENACE
Audio Commentary with George Lucas, Rick McCallum, Ben Burtt, Rob Coleman, John Knoll, Dennis Muren and Scott Squires
Audio Commentary from Archival Interviews with Cast and Crew

DISC TWO – STAR WARS: EPISODE II ATTACK OF THE CLONES
Audio Commentary with George Lucas, Rick McCallum, Ben Burtt, Rob Coleman, Pablo Helman, John Knoll and Ben Snow
Audio Commentary from Archival Interviews with Cast and Crew

DISC THREE – STAR WARS: EPISODE III REVENGE OF THE SITH
Audio Commentary with George Lucas, Rick McCallum, Rob Coleman, John Knoll and Roger Guyett
Audio Commentary from Archival Interviews with Cast and Crew

DISC FOUR – STAR WARS: EPISODE IV A NEW HOPE
Audio Commentary with George Lucas, Carrie Fisher, Ben Burtt and Dennis Muren
Audio Commentary from Archival Interviews with Cast and Crew

DISC FIVE – STAR WARS: EPISODE V THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
Audio Commentary with George Lucas, Irvin Kershner, Carrie Fisher, Ben Burtt and Dennis Muren
Audio Commentary from Archival Interviews with Cast and Crew

DISC SIX – STAR WARS: EPISODE VI RETURN OF THE JEDI
Audio Commentary with George Lucas, Carrie Fisher, Ben Burtt and Dennis Muren
Audio Commentary from Archival Interviews with Cast and Crew

DISC SEVEN – NEW! STAR WARS ARCHIVES: EPISODES I-III
Including: deleted, extended and alternate scenes; prop, maquette and costume turnarounds; matte paintings and concept art; supplementary interviews with cast and crew; a flythrough of the Lucasfilm Archives and more

DISC EIGHT – NEW! STAR WARS ARCHIVES: EPISODES IV-VI
Including: deleted, extended and alternate scenes; prop, maquette and costume turnarounds; matte paintings and concept art; supplementary interviews with cast and crew; and more

DISC NINE – THE STAR WARS DOCUMENTARIES

NEW! Star Warriors (2007, Color, Apx. 84 Minutes) – Some Star Wars fans want to collect action figures...these fans want to be action figures! A tribute to the 501st Legion, a global organization of Star Wars costume enthusiasts, this insightful documentary shows how the super-fan club promotes interest in the films through charity and volunteer work at fundraisers and high-profile special events around the world.

NEW! A Conversation with the Masters: The Empire Strikes Back 30 Years Later (2010, Color, Apx. 25 Minutes) – George Lucas, Irvin Kershner, Lawrence Kasdan and John Williams look back on the making of The Empire Strikes Back in this in-depth retrospective from Lucasfilm created to help commemorate the 30th anniversary of the movie. The masters discuss and reminisce about one of the most beloved films of all time.

NEW! Star Wars Spoofs (2011, Color, Apx. 91 Minutes) – The farce is strong with this one! Enjoy a hilarious collection of Star Wars spoofs and parodies that have been created over the years, including outrageous clips from Family Guy, The Simpsons, How I Met Your Mother and more — and don’t miss “Weird Al” Yankovic’s one-of-a-kind music video tribute to The Phantom Menace!

The Making of Star Wars (1977, Color, Apx. 49 Minutes) – Learn the incredible behind-the-scenes story of how the original Star Wars movie was brought to the big screen in this fascinating documentary hosted by C-3PO and R2-D2. Includes interviews with George Lucas and appearances by Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher.

The Empire Strikes Back: SPFX (1980, Color, Apx. 48 Minutes) – Learn the secrets of making movies in a galaxy far, far away. Hosted by Mark Hamill, this revealing documentary offers behind-the-scenes glimpses into the amazing special effects that transformed George Lucas’ vision for Star Wars and The Empire Strikes Back into reality!

Classic Creatures: Return of the Jedi (1983, Color, Apx. 48 Minutes) – Go behind the scenes — and into the costumes — as production footage from Return of the Jedi is interspersed with vintage monster movie clips in this in-depth exploration of the painstaking techniques utilized by George Lucas to create the classic creatures and characters seen in the film. Hosted and narrated by Carrie Fisher and Billie Dee Williams.

Anatomy of a Dewback (1997, Color, Apx. 26 Minutes) – See how some of the special effects in Star Wars became even more special two decades later! George Lucas explains and demonstrates how his team transformed the original dewback creatures from immovable rubber puppets (in the original 1977 release) to seemingly living, breathing creatures for the Star Wars 1997 Special Edition update.

Star Wars Tech (2007, Color, Apx. 46 Minutes) – Exploring the technical aspects of Star Wars vehicles, weapons and gadgetry, Star Wars Tech consults leading scientists in the fields of physics, prosthetics, lasers, engineering and astronomy to examine the plausibility of Star Wars technology based on science as we know it today."

Mark Tolch
05-04-2011, 12:06 PM
And we can assume that the original films are the ones that everyone is pissy about?

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 12:15 PM
The original films are the Lucasified versions, if that's what you mean.

Nolando
05-04-2011, 01:07 PM
Yes, those are NOT the original films. Fuck Lucas. Fuck him w/ the business end of a broken bottle 8 fucking ways to fucking Sunday.

Mark Tolch
05-04-2011, 01:10 PM
That's what i mean.

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 01:18 PM
There's absolutely no reason, outside of ego, to not include the originals here. Could have been done via seamless branching and made everyone happy. Lucas knows what the fans want, he just refuses to give it to them.

That's a dick move, if you ask me.

Roderick
05-04-2011, 03:07 PM
There's absolutely no reason, outside of ego, to not include the originals here. Could have been done via seamless branching and made everyone happy. Lucas knows what the fans want, he just refuses to give it to them.

That's a dick move, if you ask me.

My understanding is that when the special editions were made Lucas went back to the original negs to make the new cuts.

Then Lucas shot the cut footage in the eye and buried it at sea.

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 04:15 PM
Did he release pictures to prove it?

Roderick
05-04-2011, 04:43 PM
Did he release pictures to prove it?

Nope. Seeing Han shoots first eye shot was deemed too gruesome.

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 04:45 PM
All that cut footage had Ghostface in it.

http://youtu.be/LDCjIjsZp_Y

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 04:48 PM
It would be funny if he really did kill Lucas with a shovel.

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 04:56 PM
http://i539.photobucket.com/albums/ff353/gnomecookie/MARVEL%20STAR%20WARS%20CHARACTERS/Milnn.jpg

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 05:04 PM
I think that instead of promoting these stupid blu-rays this thread should be about Star Wars fan fiction.

Here's a snippet of some I found on the web...

http://i589.photobucket.com/albums/ss332/blank-101/bitmaplarge.jpg

Chewie howled his frustration at recalcitrant machinery.

Threepio balanced against the bulkhead, severed foot in his hand as Artoo clanked uneasily across the deck towards the mainframe, ignoring his counterpart’s alternate scolding and pleading.

Artoo, who had been in the back corridor onboard the Tantive IV three years earlier when Leia had needed to hide the Death Star plans. Artoo, who had carried the message to Kenobi. Artoo, who had shown Luke Skywalker a fragment and changed his life forever.

Changed his life forever…

“Artoo! Come back at once – you haven’t finished with me yet. You don’t know how to fix the hyperdrive – Chewbacca can do it. I’m standing here in pieces…”

Artoo tracked determinedly across the hold, indifferent to his counterpart’s alternate pleading and demands. Threepio scrabbled momentarily, his metal hand slipping against the smooth pad of the bulkhead before he fell back in a flurry of noise. “Artooo!!”


Distracted, Artoo paused on his way to the hyperdrive link-breaker, his intention to reconnect the hyperdrive at the point that Bespin's central computer had listed it as disengaged momentarily forgotten, domed head spinning back…

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 05:06 PM
1390

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 05:08 PM
Woh, Toyboy, you can't leave us hanging like that. How does it end?

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 05:08 PM
I think Randy West would have made a good Luke Skywalker.

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 05:09 PM
Woh, Toyboy, you can't leave us hanging like that. How does it end?

Here's the whole thing...

http://boards.theforce.net/the_saga/b10476/29741565/p1

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 05:12 PM
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/TheOriginalGuru/Autographs/MikeCarter-BibFortuna.jpg

http://i1210.photobucket.com/albums/cc415/SW-cards-N-bricks/PSC%20%20%20Personal%20Sketch%20Cards/Jason%20Potratz%20and%20Jack%20Hai/IMG_0108.jpg

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 05:16 PM
http://urlybits.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/image23.png

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 05:18 PM
http://i902.photobucket.com/albums/ac230/markypoo555/painted%20girls/starwars_body_painting_f1.jpg

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 05:22 PM
http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn147/Glenstorm_photos/Picture002-4.jpg
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k44/KANE_FAN_2006/Artwork/1244344.jpg
http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk124/earlybird-obi-wan/forcenetart/yodaROTS.jpg
http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t25/Little_Sparrow7/Funny.jpg

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 05:32 PM
http://www.digitalbusstop.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Yoda.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fGkyupFWXo0/S5DhM5ocNzI/AAAAAAAAB-A/oJ7Vdef9oEQ/s1600/Yoda%252B3%252BPencil%252B800x652.jpg

http://www.wallpaperslot.com/data/media/13/HanSolo.jpg

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 05:36 PM
That Han Solo collage would have been the perfect cover for Episodes IV-V

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 05:38 PM
I can't believe they left out the carbonite though.

http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/096/d/4/han_solo_in_carbonite_psc_by_tolzsolt-d3dcfa0.jpg

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 05:39 PM
Too painful a memory. I thought he was DEAD!

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 05:40 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SdAzozwQZoI/AAAAAAAAS2w/y40LnXfcnCI/s400/chewie.JPG

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 05:42 PM
http://mightyjabba.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/jabba_paint_by_number_colored.jpg?w=475&h=600

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 05:43 PM
http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk201/leika6669/fan%20art/starwarscollage2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/TheStrategist/collage-heroes.jpg

Roderick
05-04-2011, 05:47 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SdAzozwQZoI/AAAAAAAAS2w/y40LnXfcnCI/s400/chewie.JPG

Mom: "What do you want for your birthday?"

Darth Navin: "Chewbacca's head on a fucking plate."

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 05:48 PM
http://www.jeffmcnurlin.com/images/art.jedi.jpg

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 05:48 PM
HOLY FUCK, check this out.

http://images.epilogue.net/users/ceruleanvii/secret_jedi_950.jpg

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 05:49 PM
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/318/e/8/sexy_jedi_2_gimp_by_catladymilan-d32v2t0.jpg

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 05:53 PM
Here's one of my CLASSIC top ten lists.

TOP TEN SCENES ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON:

10) Chewie burps into cup. Makes Han smell it. Han loses control for split second, crashes into a meteor. PLOOEY!!!
9) R2D2 says "BLEEP DOIT BOOPEE DOOP" and wiggles
8) Leia sees a the DEATH STAR and says "I don't think we are in Kansas any more, fellas."
7) Chewbacca the Wookie shakes RTDT. Spark plug drops on floor.
6) Han puts ship into HYPER SPACE SPEED and says "Feets don't fail me now!"
5) Obi Wan chokes on SPACE CASHEWS, gives himself Heimlich with the force.
4) Luke passes Leia in hallway, whispers "I have to go #2"
3) Han Solo rapes C3PO with a space hammer
2) Lando puts Falcon in reverse accidentally, says "I don't think that we're in Kansas any more, everybody."
1) Han Solo says "Who farted?", farts.

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 05:55 PM
1) Han Solo says "Who farted?", farts.

http://www.myextralife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/may-the-fert.jpg

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 05:59 PM
HOLY FUCK, check this out.

http://images.epilogue.net/users/ceruleanvii/secret_jedi_950.jpg

Jedis don't need belts.

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 06:03 PM
http://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww74/dagopires/Yoda.gifhttp://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l287/Benji7X/Yoda.gifhttp://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l287/Benji7X/Yoda.gifhttp://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l287/Benji7X/Yoda.gifhttp://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l287/Benji7X/Yoda.gifhttp://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l287/Benji7X/Yoda.gifhttp://i707.photobucket.com/albums/ww74/dagopires/Yoda.gif

Toyboy
05-04-2011, 06:17 PM
I hope George Lucas or Anthony Daniels sees this thread.

http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo16/666MetalMaggot666/Yoda.jpg

Ian Jane
05-04-2011, 08:50 PM
Toyboy did I ever tell you my Chewbacca underwear story?

If you want, I'll tell it here and maybe Lucasfilm will see it and include it on the Blu-ray set.

Mark Tolch
05-04-2011, 09:10 PM
I am losing my shit over here....the homoerotic jedi is fucking KILLING me! I'm stealing it for something.

Ian Jane
05-05-2011, 09:12 AM
http://a3.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/14/092333f5a31b4368973ec82c3a830378/l.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3328/3236313260_7c6c6b5b5c.jpg

Mike T
05-05-2011, 09:34 AM
It's official: I am the only person in the universe non-plussed by this news... :dunno:

Horace Cordier
05-05-2011, 10:02 AM
It's official: I am the only person in the universe non-plussed by this news... :dunno:

Not really. I have never cared much about STAR WARS - I certainly do not hate the movies (I'm talking about the "Original Trilogy") but I have never seen the latest ones (and never will).

When I was a kid you tended to be either or a STAR TREK or a STAR WARS fan and that was that. Pick a side - sort of like a ROLLING STONES/BEATLES thing. I loved the original TREK series and some of the movies. STAR WARS was fun to see on the big screen but I have never owned any of those films in any format.

What I feel bad for is the STAR WARS fans. Lucas really is a massive dick with the way he handles the re-releases and upgrades on this series. If STAR TREK had been treated this shitty I would have been enraged.

Ian Jane
05-05-2011, 10:04 AM
You've got to give the Trek guys credit for including restored versions of the original episodes along with the new 'digital effects' versions. Lucas would only have to follow the same trail to make a lot of people happy. He just doesn't care.

Toyboy
05-05-2011, 10:50 AM
If I was Lucas I would have digitally added 2, maybe 3 more Jawas to Episode IV.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a117/yogurt0991/jawa.jpg

Ian Jane
05-05-2011, 10:54 AM
Is that jawa a lumberjack?

http://www.freewebs.com/padmeleiajaina/SW%20Images/Jawa3.JPG

Toyboy
05-05-2011, 11:27 AM
He's lost, that's for sure.

People like to talk shit about the Ewoks in RETURN OF THE JEDI, but what I hate is the scene with this little guy...

http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc427/curch1/loose%20star%20wars%20collection/248.jpg

He's in Jabba the Hut's robot room, and a robodroid puts him in this device that swings him upside down then repeatedly burns his feet with a hot iron. Why? Why would such a device exist, and what purpose does it serve? Also, why would a goddamned robot scream out in pain? "NOOOO! EEEEEE!" the robot exclaims.

Fuck you, George LucASS!

Ian Jane
05-05-2011, 11:29 AM
http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2011/001/b/0/star_wars_fan_art_by_petaldee-d365h9d.jpg
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/yoda--fan-art-star-wars-530770_911_991.jpg

http://starwarsprequelappreciationsociety.files.wordpress .com/2008/01/star_wars_prequel_appreciation_by_kjjjkzzzj.jpg

Ian Jane
05-05-2011, 11:32 AM
I am very much opposed to robot torture.

NOT FOR THE SQUEEMISH!!!

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3261/3149616055_630bdf2793.jpg

http://image14.webshots.com/14/2/65/50/175726550GbzDPW_ph.jpg

Toyboy
05-05-2011, 11:35 AM
Some poor fool had to build that prop. WASTE OF MONEY!!

Ian Jane
05-05-2011, 11:40 AM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4064/4705122966_a45b1093d2.jpg

Man oh man, R2D2 is fucked now!

http://theswca.com/images-toys/figuretoys/jabbadungeon-rotj-catalog.jpg

Toyboy
05-05-2011, 12:06 PM
Here's one Blu set sold.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y72/Rogh-sensei/Sabers/Paroxys.jpg

2 Blu sets sold

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e136/Lady_Shyran/The%20Sith%20Force%20Germany/Overlords/Darth%20Perilous/Perilous001.jpg

Ian Jane
05-05-2011, 12:54 PM
Toyboy did I ever tell you my Chewbacca underwear story?

If you want, I'll tell it here and maybe Lucasfilm will see it and include it on the Blu-ray set.

I'm gonna tell this story anyway, so if you don't want to read it, just skip it, ok?

When I was 22 years old my girlfriend and the time and I decided to travel from Hamilton, Ontario with our friend Chris to the Motor City Comic Con. Chris and I worked together at a comic book store and we both liked comic books. I dunno why my then girlfriend went, I guess she was bored and wanted to go to Detroit or something because she didn't like comic books. Anyway, we went to the convention and it was pretty cool. I bought some comic books.

That night, we went to our room. Girlfriend decided to go to bed, me too. It was bed time. Anyway, it got to be really late, like 3am, and I couldn't sleep so I decided to have a smoke. You couldn't smoke in the rooms in this hotel but for some reason you could smoke in the hallway. I figured since it was 3am I'd just head out there to the hallway in my underwear and light up - and that's EXACTLY what I did.

Little did I know I would meet a celebrity guest and that the celebrity guest would be none other than Peter Mayhew himself! And making it weirder, he was there in a t-shirt and boxer shorts. He didn't have a light but I did so I helped him out and we smoked cigarettes in our underwear for a bit. He was a pretty friendly dude and hairier than you can ever imagine. Then we went back to bed. But not together. I did not sleep with Chewbecca, I just hung out in my underwear in a hallway in Detroit ROCK CITY and smoked with him.

Fox/Lucasfilms should interview me about this and put it on the extra features I think.

Toyboy
05-05-2011, 01:05 PM
They could have you telling the story intercut with a staged reenactment starring two little people on stilts.

Ian Jane
05-05-2011, 01:10 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3610/3582277825_ea6f08b0ba.jpg

Toyboy
05-05-2011, 01:10 PM
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj92/lynsdale/RIMG0004.jpg

Toyboy
05-05-2011, 01:11 PM
http://i1211.photobucket.com/albums/cc427/curch1/loose%20star%20wars%20collection/023-2.jpg
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q188/romosexualstuff/chewbacca.jpg

Toyboy
05-05-2011, 01:26 PM
Chewbacca - has a crossbow...that shoots lasers.

http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff349/fallen__deep/haircut_chewbacca.jpg

Ian - next time you talk to Meter Mayhew ask him about that, wouldja? It bugs me.

Mark Tolch
05-05-2011, 01:32 PM
You think that's fucked? My cousin makes a living off of this nerdery.

http://www.kropserkel.com/maul2.htm

Yeah. That's my cousin.

Mike T
05-05-2011, 01:34 PM
I'm gonna tell this story anyway...

Curse you Mr. Jane! You have all the best stories! And you know what makes them great? 9 times out of 10, it's simply by pure arse that the things that happened did.

Ian Jane
05-05-2011, 03:18 PM
Tolch - why did I not know your cousin was a professiona Darth Maul impersonator?

Toyboy - Next time I see my good buddy Pete, I will definitely bring it up.

Mike - there was a period in my life some time ago where I was a magnet for insanity. This was during this time.

Mark Tolch
05-05-2011, 03:25 PM
haha, he does props for sci-fi tv shows and movies. Probably for Behemoth too. haha. He's a nice guy, but his nerd shows a lot.

Toyboy
05-05-2011, 04:06 PM
haha, he does props for sci-fi tv shows and movies. Probably for Behemoth too. haha. He's a nice guy, but his nerd shows a lot.

Did he make that droid foot torture prop?

Roderick
05-05-2011, 04:28 PM
http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q188/romosexualstuff/chewbacca.jpg

RIP Joey Ramone

Paul Casey
05-05-2011, 05:55 PM
haha, he does props for sci-fi tv shows and movies. Probably for Behemoth too. haha. He's a nice guy, but his nerd shows a lot.

He should get better fitting underwear.

I bought a horse head pillow from your cousin a bunch of years ago.

Mark Tolch
05-06-2011, 08:34 AM
He brought that out at a family gathering, i got all excited. Wouldn't give me a family discount though, even though i'm told that we look the same. Which is funny, cause i thought he kinda looked like X-Files Duchovny, and people told me in college when i wore a suit that i looked like Duchovny. but then again, i apparently look like a lot of people.

Horace Cordier
05-06-2011, 09:47 AM
He brought that out at a family gathering, i got all excited. Wouldn't give me a family discount though, even though i'm told that we look the same. Which is funny, cause i thought he kinda looked like X-Files Duchovny, and people told me in college when i wore a suit that i looked like Duchovny. but then again, i apparently look like a lot of people.

You will always be Floyd Burney to me.

The Rock-A-Billy Kid.

Do you have one of those cool gas-station attendant striped shirts with the monogram on the pocket?

Mark Tolch
05-06-2011, 09:54 AM
No, unfortunately not. AND, coincidences, I happened to watch COME WANDER WITH ME the other day. I dug it, mannnn.

Horace Cordier
05-06-2011, 10:05 AM
No, unfortunately not. AND, coincidences, I happened to watch COME WANDER WITH ME the other day. I dug it, mannnn.

It gets loads of abuse but I love that episode to death. Its just so damn weird. And I love the song.

Mark Tolch
05-06-2011, 10:31 AM
I hate the song, unless you're talking about the one that Floyd sings to the junk barn guy when he's trying to convince him he's the real deal.

Horace Cordier
05-06-2011, 02:16 PM
I hate the song, unless you're talking about the one that Floyd sings to the junk barn guy when he's trying to convince him he's the real deal.

I like 'em both. You got no heart man. "Come wander with me" is just so damn pretty. "Honey Tree" does rock the house though, Daddy.

Mark Tolch
05-06-2011, 02:43 PM
Yeah, man, honey tree! that's it, Dad!

Ian Jane
05-09-2011, 02:20 PM
people told me in college when i wore a suit that i looked like Duchovny.

You misheard us, we said you looked like Scott Thompson.

http://www.hellcreek.ca/carletoncup/images/Scott_Thompson.jpg

Ian Jane
05-09-2011, 02:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjSEMjl_PZ8

Mark Tolch
05-09-2011, 03:03 PM
Goddammit!

Toyboy
05-09-2011, 03:08 PM
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u122/partline/444786.jpg

Toyboy
05-09-2011, 03:11 PM
http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii309/sunmoonstars71/DSC00894.jpg

Ian Jane
05-09-2011, 03:30 PM
http://disneypornworld.com/pics/star-wars-porn/star-wars-porn3.jpg

http://czechmyjugs.com/star%20wars%20walker%20porn.jpg

Paul Casey
05-09-2011, 07:09 PM
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u122/partline/444786.jpg

Fuckin' awesome!!! Twi'leks are hot.

Toyboy
05-10-2011, 12:39 PM
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r140/Collars80/DSC00448.jpg

Ian Jane
05-10-2011, 12:50 PM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks50skTPC91qa9a00o1_500.jpg

I hope Lucasarts is reading this and including these in the still galleries.

Ian Jane
05-17-2011, 08:52 AM
http://www.oddballdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/1-yoda-painting-e1303740720848.jpg

Merry Christmas R2-D2!

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u47/nairtoons/chrismas_r2_leia.jpg

Toyboy
05-17-2011, 11:07 AM
Every day is like Christmas on Hoth.

Here's a Star Wars X-Mas joke:

Q) What did Boba the Fett have for X-Mas dinner?

A) A canned Ham Solo.




I just made that up.

Ian Jane
05-17-2011, 11:13 AM
NOT FUNNY because you made a mistake.

He was frozen though, Ham Solo. Not canned.

Frozen in Legos.

http://www.cvanepps.com/images/lego_han_solo.jpg

Toyboy to make up for being mean to you right now I will get you this for Christmas.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5112zOFEHwL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Then you'll be able to enjoy beverages out of Han Solo's head.

Toyboy
05-17-2011, 11:25 AM
That Michael Richards mug is great. I love Kramer!

Toyboy
05-17-2011, 11:29 AM
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks50skTPC91qa9a00o1_500.jpg

I hope Lucasarts is reading this and including these in the still galleries.

You know that the first thing Lucas does every morning is fire up his iPad 3 and Google "Yoda fuck".

Toyboy
05-17-2011, 11:34 AM
"Thanks a whole fucking lot, Santa...you asshole."

http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n99/shayryn_anreya/xmas%20pics/Picture068.jpg

Ian Jane
05-17-2011, 11:34 AM
That's how I found it.

Ian Jane
05-17-2011, 11:35 AM
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/500x_jar-jar-binks-candy-tongue.jpg

Jar Jar Binks Salad Tosser.

Toyboy
05-17-2011, 11:38 AM
Russell Brand's scenes as Dinks Fartlinger in Episode III were all cut. This is from the infamous 7-11 parking lot battle.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/AviatorVader/2006-12-16%20Toy%20Anxiety/0642.jpg

Ian Jane
05-17-2011, 11:46 AM
SPAWN TOYS! Remember when people bought those?

Chewbacca LIVE AND HILARIOUS!

http://completenerdom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Star-Wars-Cosplay-Fails-12.jpg

Toyboy
05-17-2011, 11:52 AM
Is that from the Royal wedding? I thought wookies were endangered.

Ian Jane
05-17-2011, 11:55 AM
No, you can hunt them now.

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/50270_257540459642_4028372_n.jpg

Trap them and kill them. The Wookies.

Toyboy
05-17-2011, 12:10 PM
The most dangerous game.

Top ten moments from Epsidode I: The Phantom Strikes

10) Cold Gin and Obee Kinobee relax in hot tub. Obi Kinobee says "Is it me or is the water getting warmer?" Cold Gin smirks, puts hands behind head.
9) Annakin's mom makes him clean his room. After mom closes door he forces naked Jawa to do it.
8) Jabba the Hut bets on Pod race. Uses winnings to buy dinner at Mr. Steak.
7) Princess Amelia paints toenails in five minute close-up.
6) Obbee Kinobee slices Darth Mauls in half with light saber. Says "Have a nice trip. See you in ten million Parseks."
5) Battle Droid kicks Jar Jar in nuts
4) Mace Window looks out over senate chambers. Says "Fuck all of you dickheads."
3) Gungan warrior stubs toe, shouts "Oh, my aching foots!"
2) Annakin crashed pod racer into stands, killing hundreds. Takes off helmet, looks at camera and makes HOME ALONE face.
1) Death Star explodes.

Ian Jane
05-17-2011, 12:22 PM
7) Princess Amelia paints toenails in five minute close-up.

You know you'd watch that.

http://bollywoodlollywoodhollywood.com/blh/data/media/114/natalie_portman_feet_14.jpg

Toyboy
05-17-2011, 12:27 PM
That's why it's in my top ten.

Mark Tolch
05-17-2011, 12:38 PM
2) Annakin crashed pod racer into stands, killing hundreds. Takes off helmet, looks at camera and makes HOME ALONE face.


That one is my fav.

Ian Jane
05-18-2011, 11:19 AM
Rare deleted scene from Star Wars Part 4: There Is Hope

http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/madonna_brittney_kissing_star_wars.jpg

Mike T
05-18-2011, 11:35 AM
4) Mace Window looks out over senate chambers. Says "Fuck all of you dickheads."

Easily my favourite here...

Toyboy
05-18-2011, 12:07 PM
Top Ten moments from THE JEDI COMES BACK

10) Chewbacca is given fake egg by Ewoks. He goes to sleep on it and at night Luke switches crushed, dead Ewok with egg. Chewy wakes up, cries holding carcass. Luke and Lea share knowing look
9) AT-AT runs out of gas. Driver lowers to ground holding gas can. Luke stabs him in back with light saber.
8) Yoda, the Littlest Jedi dies, farts.
7) Darth Vader trips over cape, falls head first into Emporer's lap just as storm trooper enters chamber.
6) Lando throws skif guard into Sarlac pit. Time elapsed sequence shows guards body being digested over the course of 1,000 years. Sarlac poops out guard.
5) Jabba Hut asks Max Rebo if he knows any Cameo. Band plays "Candy"
4) Luke removes Darth's helmet, says "Yuck fu" and sticks finger down throat.
3) Speeder bike pilot crashes into tree, igniting Endor forest. Luke and the rest of the gang board Millennium Falcon and depart as Ewok village burns.
2) C3PO uses god status among Ewoks to have Chewbacca circumcised with a rock.
1) Death Star explodes.

Paul Casey
05-18-2011, 12:26 PM
4) Luke removes Darth's helmet, says "Yuck fu" and sticks finger down throat.

Welp, nearly choked on my sandwich...

Ian Jane
05-18-2011, 12:27 PM
I always wondered how the Sarlac poops. Does it poop? It's in the ground but it's a giant mouth. Does it just digest things into the dirt around it? If so, you'd think that entire area would stink or Sarlac shit and that no one would want to hover over it at all.

Mark Tolch
05-18-2011, 12:32 PM
Wait, is that the actual Sarlac, or the new CGI Dune/Sarlac?

Mark Tolch
05-18-2011, 12:34 PM
Top Ten moments from THE JEDI COMES BACK

2) C3PO uses god status among Ewoks to have Chewbacca circumcised with a rock.




Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ian Jane
05-18-2011, 12:50 PM
Wait, is that the actual Sarlac, or the new CGI Dune/Sarlac?

It doesn't matter. They both have to poop.

Everybody poops.

Paul Casey
05-18-2011, 02:07 PM
Well, maybe the 1000 year digestion process is 100% efficient. 999 years would lead to a little bit of poop. 1000 years, none.

Alison Jane
05-19-2011, 09:28 AM
Weng Weng should've played R2D2.

Ian Jane
05-19-2011, 10:36 AM
This guy is the perfect Yoda.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3zhmxxUJJcc/TcHrwuPdEYI/AAAAAAAAD-M/XyuS23-J-GY/s1600/yoda-drunk-costume.jpg

Mark Tolch
05-19-2011, 11:10 AM
Those drawn-on wrinkles are too fab.

Toyboy
05-19-2011, 11:55 AM
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb188/Falls_The_Shadow/MOTF_99-2006/dc_fan781.jpg

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb188/Falls_The_Shadow/MOTF_99-2006/guests.jpg

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb188/Falls_The_Shadow/DC07_MOTF/DSC_0231_39.jpg

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb188/Falls_The_Shadow/DC07_MOTF/normal_DSC_0197_23.jpg

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb188/Falls_The_Shadow/DC07_MOTF/DSC_0195_23.jpg

Ian Jane
05-19-2011, 12:14 PM
http://funhousetheatrical.com/images/Star_wars_child_costumes.jpg

Ian Jane
05-26-2011, 11:02 AM
http://www.geekchicdaily.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/www-large/sites/default/files/icescape.jpg

Ian Jane
07-22-2011, 02:39 PM
Deleted scene from the upcoming Blu-ray release...


http://homecinema.thedigitalfix.com/content.php?contentid=74147

Toyboy
07-22-2011, 03:28 PM
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f313/P0is0n0us/Battlestar%20Galactica/CylonDrawing.png

Toyboy
07-22-2011, 04:03 PM
R2DT

http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/willcarter100/PictureDec2010toJUne2011006.jpg

Barry M
07-22-2011, 04:12 PM
http://www.destination-world.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/5810869739_a94135df1e_b.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S3TB5pHSRnI/AAAAAAAARXM/0RGYMSHLsAw/s1600/Boy%2BRiding%2BA%2BTurtle.jpg

This was my favourite STAR WAR picture. Walkers are cool.

EDIT: it was called an AT-AT.

Barry M
07-22-2011, 04:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CVYOCMpJRY

Paul Casey
07-23-2011, 02:52 PM
hahaha Totally great.

Mike T
07-23-2011, 03:10 PM
Thanks for the vid, Barry! That was just hilarious (and made a welcome change from all the bad news in the media of the past couple of days; nice to have one's mind taken off the crap with something funny). :up:

Clive Smith
07-25-2011, 06:43 AM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ckBlasgNSzg/S3TB5pHSRnI/AAAAAAAARXM/0RGYMSHLsAw/s1600/Boy%2BRiding%2BA%2BTurtle.jpg

Looks like he's taunting that AT-AT with its own mummified penisweiner. AT-AT is smiling seductively/knowingly to camera.

Mike T
07-27-2011, 03:42 PM
To paraphrase a famous artist: Haha! Suck it, Lucas you lesbian! (http://www.news.com.au/technology/lucas-loses-fight-over-stormtrooper-helmet/story-e6frfro0-1226103068432)

Toyboy
07-27-2011, 04:10 PM
http://i661.photobucket.com/albums/uu340/tbgunn24/scan0020.jpg

Toyboy
07-27-2011, 04:12 PM
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/richowt/11102006013.jpg

Ian Jane
07-27-2011, 04:24 PM
To paraphrase a famous artist: Haha! Suck it, Lucas you lesbian! (http://www.news.com.au/technology/lucas-loses-fight-over-stormtrooper-helmet/story-e6frfro0-1226103068432)

That ruling could set an interesting precedent - could you then make replica Storm Trooper figures? Could you make toys out of the vehicles? So long as you don't use the Star Wars logo or anything like that?

Ian Jane
07-27-2011, 04:24 PM
http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p255/richowt/11102006013.jpg

George has really let himself go.

Toyboy
07-27-2011, 04:32 PM
Actually, that's Jello Biafra.

Ian Jane
07-27-2011, 04:37 PM
I didn't recognize him with the beard.

Paul Casey
07-27-2011, 04:52 PM
That ruling could set an interesting precedent - could you then make replica Storm Trooper figures? Could you make toys out of the vehicles? So long as you don't use the Star Wars logo or anything like that?

I'll bet he can only make stuff that's the same size and look of the original. That's the prop. Masks and armor would be ok. Everything else would probably fall under the copyright.

Roderick
07-27-2011, 05:02 PM
I'll bet he can only make stuff that's the same size and look of the original. That's the prop. Masks and armor would be ok. Everything else would probably fall under the copyright.

Yeah, the loophole was that the costume is a functional/wearable item and not just a prop to be used as a piece of art.

Toyboy
07-27-2011, 05:05 PM
Fuggin' loophole.

That's not really Jello Biafra by the way.

It's Pudding Togo.

Ian Jane
07-27-2011, 05:24 PM
You fooleded me, TT Boy!

Toyboy
08-11-2011, 06:20 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/sw.jpg

Toyboy
08-11-2011, 06:45 PM
TOP 10 MOMENTS/SCENES FROM STAR WARS EPISODE IV:THERE IS A NEW HOPE, EVERYONE

10) Uncle Owen pays for droid with Camel Cash. Puts out cigarette in JAWA'S EYE
9) Bartender tells Luke to "We don't serve their kind in here", points to droids, throws acid in his face. Luke screams, holds melting face
8) Han Solo puts Greedy in a headlock. Does back flip off wall, breaking Greddy's neck.
7) Han Solo lights fart. Burns Obi Wans pant leg
6) Princess Leia falls asleep in cell. Has dream in which she falls, kicks Luke in the TESTICLE AREA
5) Trash compactor monster eats trash. Falls asleep. Luke chokes it to death
4) Darth Vaders stabs Obi One with light sword. Says "This will hurt me more than it will hurt you, old friend." Weeps
3) Storm Trooper hides in Death Start storage room during final fight. Dies.
2) Chewbacca beats CTHREEPO at space chess. Destroys table and game set. Holographic troll runs into mouse hole. Mouse makes him lemon water and a cheese and cracker sandwich on a table made from a spool of thread.
1) Luke tries to use force to grow boner

Ian Jane
08-11-2011, 07:26 PM
8) Han Solo puts Greedy in a headlock. Does back flip off wall, breaking Greddy's neck.

I hate that George Lucas changed that. I only ever wanna watch the Han Back Flips First version.

Clive Smith
08-12-2011, 05:45 AM
3) Storm Trooper hides in Death Start storage room during final fight. Dies.

Sad.

Paul Casey
08-12-2011, 07:22 AM
Sad.

http://www.eatliver.com/img/2008/3150.jpg

Clive Smith
08-12-2011, 07:43 AM
See. What's he going to do with that safety pin?

Paul Casey
08-12-2011, 08:40 AM
See. What's he going to do with that safety pin?

Ampallang.

Clive Smith
08-12-2011, 11:04 AM
He was a generous lover.

Ian Jane
08-12-2011, 03:16 PM
http://www.hamovhotov.com/fun/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/star-wars-fan-tattoos.jpg

Ian Jane
08-12-2011, 03:18 PM
FAKES.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00600/embedLove2_600359a.jpg

Toyboy
08-12-2011, 03:35 PM
TOP TEN MOMENTS FROM ATTACK OF THE CLONES

10) Senate council holds meeting
9) Robot falls over
8) People hold hands
7) Clones are cloned
6) Clones attack
5) Jedi uses light saber
4) Explosion
2) Chase
1) Jump

Ian Jane
08-12-2011, 03:40 PM
I don't remember any explosions in Star Wars Part IV The Clones Attack, Toyboy.

Did you even watch the movie?

Toyboy
08-12-2011, 03:51 PM
That was the one with the spaceships? I don't remember.

Barry M
08-15-2011, 01:49 PM
RARE, SILVER COINS!!!

http://www.nzmint.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_full/silver-455-darth.png

http://www.nzmint.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/product_full/silver-455-chewyhansolo.png

http://www.nzmint.com/sites/default/files/starwars/millfalcon.jpg

http://www.nzmint.com/starwars/millennium-falcon-coin-set

via http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/08/12/niue_island_star_wars_coins/

Ian Jane
08-15-2011, 01:51 PM
Chewbacca Coins are so awesome I don't think I could ever spend mine.

Barry M
08-15-2011, 01:54 PM
The other side's Queen Elizabeth; just flip & spend.

Ian Jane
08-15-2011, 02:04 PM
Legal tender in Alberia.

http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2164553.jpg

Ian Jane
02-10-2012, 12:22 PM
Deleted scene - The Rape of C3P0!

2551

Rare action figures!

2550

Todd Jordan
02-10-2012, 01:33 PM
Heh heh!!! I want one of those.

Paul Casey
02-12-2012, 01:56 PM
Heh heh!!! I want one of those.

I'm sure you can get a C3PO cutout online.

Alex K.
02-12-2012, 07:16 PM
There's times where I'm really glad I grew up a horror fan boy as opposed to a Star War/Star Trek fan.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/abrams/red-letter-medias-phantom-menace-commentary-tra

Ian Jane
02-13-2012, 04:33 PM
I kinda have to admit, I wouldn't mind seeing these on the big screen in 3D. I won't go, cause I'm lazy and it's expensive, but if I did I get I'd geek out just a little bit.

The Silly Swede
02-13-2012, 04:58 PM
So like, have George Lucas decided to add Jar-Jar Binks to every scene in every movie or what are these 16 pages about?

Ian Jane
09-06-2012, 11:01 AM
RARE DELETED SCENE.

4157

paul h.
09-06-2012, 12:25 PM
C-3PO. It's what's for lunch!

Paul Casey
09-06-2012, 06:53 PM
Darth is getting his daughter naked just like Dario.

Toyboy
11-17-2012, 07:05 PM
Episode 7 has started shooting. Instead of a green screen they're using an new "wallpaper" technique.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/264-628x945.jpg

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/2210-628x945.jpg

Two Yopas?!?!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/1411-628x628.jpg

An outdoor cantina!?!?!

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/714-628x1046.jpg

WILLIAM SANDERSON AS DUKE SKYWALLER!?!?!?

Ian Jane
11-17-2012, 07:14 PM
I like the new old costumes.

We need three Yopas.

Marshall Crist
11-17-2012, 07:14 PM
Anyone else want to see Peter Bark as Yoda?

Barry M
11-17-2012, 10:53 PM
"I am Luke. This is my brother Daryll, and my other brother Daryll. My other brother Daryll is a Leia."

Randy G
11-18-2012, 05:17 AM
Sorta related, this book is awesome.

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17irdjrq4s3rbjpg/original.jpg

Toyboy
11-19-2012, 10:04 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/tumblr_m2h5kw2Udp1qbtj0jo1_1280.jpg

Toyboy
01-08-2013, 01:04 AM
New vehicle from Episode VII

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/tumblr_mfmi6qDHlA1r1o4dwo1_500_zps5b06cc25.jpg

Paul Casey
01-08-2013, 02:23 PM
I wouldn't let a protocol droid under my hood.

Barry M
01-08-2013, 03:06 PM
I wouldn't let a protocol droid under my hood.

Liar.

Paul Casey
01-08-2013, 04:01 PM
Liar.

I was trying to look tough on the internet, Baz!

Ian Jane
08-17-2014, 12:16 PM
"For a long time Star Wars fans have been clamoring for Disney/Lucasfilm to re-release the original, unaltered cut of the first Star Wars trilogy, and Comicbook.com has now confirmed with two independent reliable sources that just such a plan is under way.

According to our sources, Disney has plans to release the original cut of the Star Wars trilogy on Blu-ray. Our sources indicate that the project has been under way for quite some time, but it’s been challenging because of some damage to the original negatives they are utilizing. The goal is to release A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, and Return of Jedi in their complete, unaltered, original form without the redone special edition SFX.

Our sources did not have an exact date as to when the original cut of the Star Wars Trilogy would be released on Blu-ray, due to the challenges Disney has encountered in pulling everything together. However, our sources indicated the goal is to have it ready and released before Star Wars Episode VII is released in theaters."

Source. (http://comicbook.com/blog/2014/08/16/exclusive-original-unaltered-cut-of-star-wars-trilogy-to-be-rele/)

Marshall Crist
08-17-2014, 12:46 PM
If they're calling it "A New Hope," it's already not the original cut. (I shot first.)

Derrick King
08-18-2014, 02:28 AM
Big problem with that report (and all the reports of Disney releasing the OT) Fox still owns them and owns Star Wars in perpetuity. (Disney takes over Empire, Jedi and the prequels in 2020.) I'd would be funny if Fox released the OT as a fuck you to Lucas for selling Star Wars to Disney, but I don't think they can release those versions without Lucas' approval.

Ian Jane
09-21-2015, 09:28 AM
"Did you know Disney, by the way, is putting out the original Star Wars the way it was?", says John Landis. No John: we did not...

http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/star-wars/37010/star-wars-original-cuts-may-be-coming-to-blu-ray-after-all