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Barry M
11-21-2011, 04:26 PM
I thought it said "ENGAGE YOUR HAND". But it doesn't. Is there any weird modern royal stuff?

STUFF THE WEDDING, VOL. XXXI: A ROYAL PARODY

Barry M
11-21-2011, 10:05 PM
http://images.bookcloseouts.com/covers/large/isbn978140/9781400309306-l.jpg

Jimmy Simard
11-21-2011, 10:20 PM
If they want to do a God dramatic film why not used the bible as a source? The old testament is full of dramatic stuffs...

BTW this look boring and cheesy compare to the Estus W. Pirkle's God movies

ZoSo
11-22-2011, 05:50 AM
2414

The Silly Swede
11-22-2011, 07:27 AM
But does the fireplace give you heat as well? If it did that would be rad.

Ian Jane
11-22-2011, 02:36 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rP5eUegNL.jpg

Todd Jordan
11-22-2011, 02:39 PM
She's hot.

Ian Jane
11-22-2011, 02:41 PM
If Lionsgate sends one, you can write it up.

Todd Jordan
11-22-2011, 03:00 PM
You know I won't.

Paul Casey
11-22-2011, 04:13 PM
You know I won't.

haha Quit acting tough, wimp.

Ian Jane
11-22-2011, 05:21 PM
While doing a Google image search for 'Count Knobula' I came across this. I don't think I want it.

http://wehochurch.smugmug.com/2011/Vampire-Boys-DVD-Premiere/VAMPIRE-BOYS-Cover/1208367511_2wajf-M.jpg

Todd Jordan
11-22-2011, 05:33 PM
Looks scary though.

Todd Jordan
11-22-2011, 05:34 PM
haha Quit acting tough, wimp.

You've seen how tough I look now. Tough by default.

Robin Bougie
11-23-2011, 08:24 AM
Reminds me of this one:
http://i.imgur.com/ldkY6.jpg

I know what you're thinking, but no it's not a movie about men who must wear bras because their tits are so huge, or men who collect women's bras. Or a movie about men who carry around young infant boys in bras, kind of like a lacy baby backpack.

It's a movie about guys who call each other "bra".

Mark Tolch
11-23-2011, 09:01 AM
What's a count knobula?

Ian Jane
11-23-2011, 10:02 AM
It's a movie about guys who call each other "bra".

And it's narrated by Russell Crowe.

Barry M
11-23-2011, 10:12 AM
Surf brazziers must die.

The Silly Swede
11-23-2011, 10:30 AM
I feel Russel Crowe makes that DVD worth owning.

Todd Jordan
11-23-2011, 10:54 AM
Vampire boys looks like gay porn. Bra Boys also looks also like it could be gay porn, except the Russell Crowe part. Is he narrating from a tugboat?

The Silly Swede
11-23-2011, 10:57 AM
I feel you might have come up with a genious idea Todd! Gay Porn narrated by hollywood a-listers! They could double their sales. Two audio tracks. The standard track for the gays, and the narrated track for us straight people. It would be comedy gold if the a-listers just used their normal bullshit sales pitch words like "talented" and "creativity" etcetera.

Terry C
11-23-2011, 11:51 PM
I'd love to see a porn narrated by Jeff Goldblum or Sigourney Weaver. It'd be a dream come true.

Ian Jane
11-28-2011, 01:37 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51g8npmwSKL.jpg

Todd Jordan
11-28-2011, 01:42 PM
Clit pickers?

Barry M
11-28-2011, 02:03 PM
You can pick your dvd's, but you can't pick your sister's clit.

Nose. I meant nose.

Ian Jane
11-29-2011, 01:00 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51d6G-tKv7L.jpg

Robin Bougie
11-30-2011, 07:23 AM
LOL
PRAYFIT?? You have got to be kidding me. That is amazing.

Ian Jane
12-01-2011, 10:40 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51dgk7H%2BwbL.jpg

Todd Jordan
12-01-2011, 11:05 AM
My GOD...do people really watch and enjoy that shit? Love is lame.

Ian Jane
12-01-2011, 11:16 AM
I guess someone must because they keep making it.

I think we live in a bubble sometimes.

Todd Jordan
12-01-2011, 11:19 AM
Probably. Or at least in a segregated cubical.

Ian Jane
12-01-2011, 12:37 PM
http://www.stuffwelike.com/stuffwelike/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/theclique.jpg

Todd Jordan
12-01-2011, 12:47 PM
Do you get press releases for this crap? If not, do you spend time looking for it?

Ian Jane
12-01-2011, 12:49 PM
I spend time looking for it mostly.

Todd Jordan
12-01-2011, 12:57 PM
Loser.

Ian Jane
12-01-2011, 01:00 PM
http://swscott.com/pic/49/Seann+William+Scott+-+American+Loser+DVD+Cover+Art.jpg

Barry M
12-01-2011, 01:11 PM
Am I the only one thinks Bull's sexchange worked out okay?

RIP, dick.

Ian Jane
12-01-2011, 01:14 PM
It took me a second, but I got it. Or did it get me?

Barry M
12-01-2011, 01:19 PM
Another second wasted.

Todd Jordan
12-01-2011, 01:52 PM
It looks like their heads were photoshopped on.

The Silly Swede
12-01-2011, 02:37 PM
And poorly. Shit, I could have done it better in like one hour. Wtf is up with DVD labels and shitty photoshopped covers? I mean, it is their only eye-grabber. They ought to put some work into it. OR maybe they do it on purpose, like a negative eye-grabber. Like "OH look at that shit, hahahahha... no wait it's that guy stiffler from american pie... let's buy it"

Toyboy
12-01-2011, 07:29 PM
Not surprisingly AMERICAN LOSER was originally titled TRAINWRECK:MY LIFE AS AN IDIOT back in 2007 when it was made. 4 years later they think people will want to see it if the name sounds like AMERICAN PIE which fucking came out in 1999.

THAT SHIP HAS SAILED, people who decided to rename this movie! And nobody who saw the Jason Biggs vehicle LOSER in 2000 is gonna give a care either. IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU TO CASH IN ON THOSE FILMS!!!

Or maybe it isn't.

Paul Casey
12-02-2011, 05:50 AM
I have a kickstarter page for AMERICAN PIE: NOW DAYS. It's set in the present. That guy from the first one is a few years older and so aren't the other guys. Shitbreak still poos at home and there's some sort of something that happens. Don't sweat the details when you have star power.

Ian Jane
12-04-2011, 03:11 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51E733ktGVL.jpg

Ian Jane
12-04-2011, 03:12 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rUkDGCWIL.jpg

Barry M
12-04-2011, 04:37 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51E733ktGVL.jpg

I saw this in a store recently, and that package did keep me from even picking it up, but it actually sounds pretty interesting (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1805297/reviews).

You should include amazon links so this thread could pay some bills, Ian. Or are you deliberately taking the high road? Dirty money is the best kind, sometimes.

Ian Jane
12-04-2011, 04:39 PM
I'm taking the high road. I have a day job.

Barry M
12-04-2011, 04:58 PM
The critics rave!

...a pillowy, Vicodin pill of a film about a rich stock broker who gets swept up by his Spanish maid's youth and beauty. It plays everything safe, keeping all its edges rounded and its lips sealed in territory ripe for sociopolitical commentary, making even The Help's glib depiction of African American servitude seem nearly honest.
http://www.slantmagazine.com/film/review/the-women-on-the-6th-floor/5815



...never confronts the uncomfortable power dynamics underlying its arc of self-discovery, and never digs deeper than its broad generalizations about being poor but happy vs. rich but soulless.
http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-women-on-the-6th-floor,62900/



Throwing caricatures of snooty housewives and clich├ęd life-affirming Latin ladies together for crowd-pleasing supremacy is one thing; treating a businessman pulling a Thomas Jefferson with his servant as some swoonworthy romance for the ages, however, borders on penthouse-level offensiveness.
http://newyork.timeout.com/arts-culture/film/2028951/review-the-women-on-the-6th-floor



There are few reasons you must see this movie, but absolutely none that you should not.
http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20111109/REVIEWS/111109969



(Ebert actually gives it 3 stars, so that's less faint-praisy than it sounds.)

Ian Jane
12-04-2011, 05:01 PM
It could be awesome, but I don't want it based on the snooty ladies on the top of the cover.

Clive Smith
12-05-2011, 11:03 AM
pretty interesting (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1805297/reviews)

"winsome and inoffensive"

Pah.

Ian Jane
12-17-2011, 05:21 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sWkceVgjL.jpg

Todd Jordan
12-17-2011, 05:47 PM
That one has Casey's name/DNA all over it.

Paul Casey
12-17-2011, 05:49 PM
What? You're the dog bandit here, not me.

Todd Jordan
12-17-2011, 06:42 PM
Betty White you fuck twat. BETTY WHITE.

Paul Casey
12-18-2011, 12:58 PM
Well, she was the hottest Golden Girl.

Todd Jordan
12-18-2011, 02:28 PM
Agreed. And the hottest regular on Match Game. And hottest cooking show lady on Mary Tyler Moore.

Ian Jane
12-19-2011, 05:45 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VZfp9q10L.jpg

Terry C
12-19-2011, 10:44 PM
Is that the Mr. Ed remake?

ZoSo
12-20-2011, 10:21 AM
Is that the Mr. Ed remake?

Well it's certainly not a Hot to Trot remake!

Terry C
12-21-2011, 09:11 AM
Too bad. :(

Ian Jane
12-21-2011, 10:32 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51owv8vyokL.jpg

Ian Jane
12-21-2011, 10:34 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61UcRNy4OqL.jpg

Barry M
12-21-2011, 11:13 AM
I'd rather see the origins movie for Biggus Dickus from LIFE OF BRIAN. Ridley Scott, get on it, please.

Ian Jane
12-22-2011, 10:38 AM
Check it out, Linda Hamilton, star of T2, is back!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uOAoxdZNL.jpg

Barry M
12-22-2011, 10:55 AM
Amelia is on the run in the family RV, with husband Jack's body in the back and hostage Darryl at the wheel. Romance blossoms as Jack decomposes. -- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1481574/

When are they going to stop remaking NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION?

Ian Jane
12-22-2011, 12:55 PM
Is Linda's face supposed to look bruised in that picture?

Terry C
12-22-2011, 01:41 PM
The real question is if the tag line is referring to James Cameron...or not?

Ian Jane
12-23-2011, 12:34 PM
I hate this based only on the cover art.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517TqmnvdwL.jpg

paul h.
12-23-2011, 01:55 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nLL%2Bbj%2BVL.jpg

Todd Jordan
12-23-2011, 01:58 PM
I'll watch that asshole take his life back over any of those four coozy movies.

paul h.
12-23-2011, 03:52 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512yw0qIUeL.jpg

Hey, Linda Hamilton again!

Ian Jane
12-23-2011, 04:48 PM
Linda Hamilton and four packs of bad movies are hot this holiday season.

Ian Jane
01-05-2012, 11:05 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/711WR4KBD1L.gif

Todd Jordan
01-05-2012, 01:03 PM
Man...that's a classic. How can you NOT want to see it?

Ian Jane
01-07-2012, 10:30 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/610JF1OfIdL.jpg

Newt Cox
01-13-2012, 09:06 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VZfp9q10L.jpg

How the hell does SJP keep getting movie roles? Hasn't the last 8 or so films she has done bombed big time?

The Silly Swede
01-13-2012, 07:49 PM
How the hell does SJP keep getting movie roles? Hasn't the last 8 or so films she has done bombed big time?

Yes its like theyre beating a dead horse over and over again. (Pun intended)

Robin Bougie
01-14-2012, 06:42 AM
haha good one! ^_^

Ian Jane
01-15-2012, 01:06 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51L2irHiSSL.jpg

Fuck you, Eddie Murphy.

Ian Jane
01-15-2012, 01:14 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51X-dnCP-4L.jpg

Ian Jane
01-15-2012, 01:15 PM
This might be the winner right here....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/615MpgUeWrL.jpg

Ian Jane
01-15-2012, 01:18 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61XanuPUUGL.jpg

Ian Jane
01-17-2012, 06:26 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Vpb83%2B4uL.jpg

Barry M
01-17-2012, 06:33 PM
Starring Ed's wet wick!

paul h.
01-17-2012, 09:45 PM
This might be the winner right here....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/615MpgUeWrL.jpg


OUCH!!!!!

ouch.

Ian Jane
01-21-2012, 11:12 AM
FAWK. This looks awful.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Qqbjmp%2B3L.jpg

Seriously, who would buy this?

Todd Jordan
01-21-2012, 12:06 PM
Hopefully the question won't be "Who will have to review this?"

Ian Jane
01-21-2012, 12:36 PM
We already know the answer to that one, Todd. Git'er done!

Seriously though, no, I'm not polluting this site with that movie any further.

Barry M
01-21-2012, 02:07 PM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg138/barrymba56/rpstf2.png

Ian Jane
01-21-2012, 02:59 PM
Maybe I'll save that one for April 1st.

Todd Jordan
01-21-2012, 03:46 PM
Nice one, Baz.

paul h.
01-21-2012, 10:29 PM
FAWK. This looks awful.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Qqbjmp%2B3L.jpg

Seriously, who would buy this?

Finally, the sequel to MANHUNTER, er...., I mean RED DRAGON.

Dave Starry
01-23-2012, 01:51 PM
The fact that a sequel to "The Tooth Fairy" was made is surely a sign of the coming apocalypse. That it stars Larry the Cable Guy can only mean the end is nigh. I predict this will do very well in Wal-Mart budget bins nationwide.

Terry C
01-23-2012, 06:33 PM
http://wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net/80556E/img.product/DVMQfS1Ah1F0PS_6_l.jpg

Ian Jane
02-03-2012, 04:26 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FZd4WALhL.jpg

Barry M
02-03-2012, 04:43 PM
Slant Magazine praises its "competent framing", but, no.

Terry C
02-03-2012, 07:53 PM
Hmmm....I wonder what Paul 'Wild Bird' Casey would think about this...

Paul Casey
02-03-2012, 08:13 PM
Carla Gugino is totally boner inducing...but it doesn't look like she is in this. Maybe she pulls a Sandusky.

Todd Jordan
02-04-2012, 12:12 AM
Carla Gugino is totally boner inducing...

Oh man...Sin City...

The Silly Swede
02-04-2012, 09:07 AM
Mila Kunis is hot too, but I would never watch a movie of hers just because of it. That said I actually saw friends with benefits the other day. It was shit.

paul h.
02-09-2012, 03:28 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81dsKLGeoaL._AA1500_.jpg

Terry C
02-09-2012, 03:36 PM
Based on the photoshopped cover above, that girl looks like she just came out of a Picasso painting...

The Silly Swede
02-09-2012, 03:42 PM
I also like that that McCaleb Burnett has gone into showbizz with two last names. Does he think it will increase his brand recognition?

paul h.
02-09-2012, 07:56 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MB7S7KJ4L._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Paul Casey
02-10-2012, 08:31 AM
Danstravaganza.

Ian Jane
02-10-2012, 11:00 AM
The revolution will not be televised, but it will go straight to video.

Ian Jane
02-10-2012, 11:11 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51w1rDKkKYL.jpg

Barry M
02-10-2012, 11:26 AM
The revolution will not be televised, but it will go straight to video.

Haha. A+phorism!

Ian Jane
02-14-2012, 11:23 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NVXu-oGBL.jpg

Ian Jane
02-15-2012, 11:39 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516GDnyvB1L.jpg

Terry C
02-15-2012, 12:39 PM
I can't believe they pay assholes to make those covers.

Paul Casey
02-15-2012, 01:48 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516GDnyvB1L.jpg

Who's the chick with the whoppers?

Ian Jane
02-17-2012, 10:33 AM
Sorry Todd.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51V6UBSt55L.jpg

Jimmy Simard
02-21-2012, 09:19 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FZd4WALhL.jpg
Ian maybe the first review of this one will change your stance (http://www.dvdverdict.com/reviews/mightymacs.php). It doesn't succeed at selling it to me :nono:

Todd Jordan
02-21-2012, 09:36 PM
That's *barely* even a review...

Jimmy Simard
02-21-2012, 10:50 PM
It's DVD Verdict... I'm almost shock they didn't give this a 90 or more as they love that kind of crap usually. Not that the reviewer didn't like it on the other side.

Todd Jordan
02-22-2012, 10:15 AM
We here at RSP love a different kind of crap.

Ian Jane
02-22-2012, 10:39 AM
Man they didn't skimp on the A/V details, huh?

Todd Jordan
02-22-2012, 01:31 PM
Worse than me!

Ian Jane
02-22-2012, 01:38 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WnGzM-Z%2BL.jpg

Ian Jane
02-22-2012, 01:39 PM
Good news - Jackee is back!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HlVxxzWBL.jpg

Ian Jane
02-22-2012, 01:41 PM
I enjoy a good documentary and PBS has made a lot of them. But crafts?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BiztNVRYL.jpg

I don't think I ever want this.

Ian Jane
02-22-2012, 01:42 PM
Huh?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51IDi24WRHL.jpg

Todd Jordan
02-22-2012, 01:50 PM
Good news - Jackee is back!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HlVxxzWBL.jpg

Hilarious comedy! Five stars! Signed, no one.

That's some star power right there. A must see movie.

Todd Jordan
02-22-2012, 01:51 PM
Those old pot-smoking hippies at PBS need to understand the young pot-smoking hippes don't want to watch that shit.

The Silly Swede
02-22-2012, 01:57 PM
I wonder why those films never get released here.

Todd Jordan
02-22-2012, 03:53 PM
No Nazis in them.

Jimmy Simard
02-22-2012, 04:10 PM
It's only the second film of Ray J, I guess he is the "name" in this, since Kim Kardashian, Superstar... doesn't look like he got a career from that.

Paul Casey
02-23-2012, 08:30 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BiztNVRYL.jpg

I'll bet this is pretty entertaining. Some people have more interesting hobbies than getting dvds in the mail and then talking to their jerky online friends about them. I'm not saying I want to be one of the "others," but if I get this dvd in the mail, I'd like to talk to you jerks about it.

Todd Jordan
02-23-2012, 09:38 AM
I always like hearing people talk about their hobbies and collections, but this shit looks boring. More so than listening to Paul talk about noise, soup, wrinkled tits, and anything else he burps out.

Paul Casey
02-23-2012, 11:55 AM
I always like hearing people talk about their hobbies and collections, but this shit looks boring. More so than listening to Paul talk about noise, soup, wrinkled tits, and anything else he burps out.

What if I burped out soup?
We talked about the cover of Mardi Gras Massacre and the illustrated titties. You liked that bit.

Todd Jordan
02-23-2012, 12:05 PM
I enjoy tittie talk. Very much.

Ian Jane
02-24-2012, 10:55 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GRoZmrxCL.jpg

Ian Jane
02-24-2012, 10:55 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51b-0YdQojL.jpg

The Silly Swede
02-24-2012, 07:40 PM
Seriously? It contains hockey, Lance Henriksen and Ernie Borgnine. You could at least rent it. Maybe you will find Jesus whilst watching it.

paul h.
02-24-2012, 09:43 PM
Maybe you will find Jesus whilst watching it.

Like, Ian gets up to use the bathroom in the middle of the film, and when he returns, Jesus is suddenly on the couch munching on the last of the popcorn.

The Silly Swede
02-25-2012, 08:44 AM
Like, Ian gets up to use the bathroom in the middle of the film, and when he returns, Jesus is suddenly on the couch munching on the last of the popcorn.

Exactly. And Then they high five and Jesus promises that Canada will never ever lose another match of Curling again until the end of time.

Ian Jane
02-25-2012, 11:34 AM
I'd be down with that. Maybe I was too quick to judge.

Ian Jane
03-03-2012, 04:12 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uvFGZhrgL.jpg

Ian Jane
03-04-2012, 12:14 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61BUTK%2BaAuL.jpg

Todd Jordan
03-04-2012, 12:47 PM
That looks totally beloved. How can you not want to give it a chance? Biased asshole.

The Silly Swede
03-04-2012, 04:54 PM
What I want to know is: what the fuck did those two extreme over-actors win academy/emmy awards for?

Jimmy Simard
03-04-2012, 06:13 PM
Mira Sorvino : Best Actress in a Supporting Role (1996), Mighty Aphrodite
Joe Pantoliano : Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series (2003), The Sopranos

The Silly Swede
03-04-2012, 08:01 PM
Or the correct answer: Since they are both italians they bribed their way to the awards.

Ian Jane
03-07-2012, 10:19 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513icsTFyeL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510NKgOquNL.jpg

Barry M
03-07-2012, 10:26 AM
Polished. How could that be anything but good?

Paul Casey
03-07-2012, 11:48 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510NKgOquNL.jpg

I know they're adding new life to old shows by setting them in fancy locations, but Life Goes On: Hawaii?

Todd Jordan
03-07-2012, 01:53 PM
Polish??? No. I refuse to watch it.

Robin Bougie
03-08-2012, 04:54 AM
Even reading the word "polished" only makes me think of the phrase "You can't polish a turd". And in this case, it's probably apt.

Ian Jane
03-09-2012, 10:57 AM
I'm basing my pre-disposed hatred of this title based entirely on the title:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CskxS9deL.jpg

It could be a good movie, but NORWEGIAN WOOD? haha.

I'm gonna do a remake and call it Scandanavian Boners.

Todd Jordan
03-09-2012, 11:33 AM
Finnish Gash.

Todd Jordan
03-09-2012, 11:34 AM
Here's one I don't ever want. Oh wait I already have it. Fuck.

http://www.rockshockpop.com/screencaps/camel-spiders/cover.jpg

Paul Casey
03-09-2012, 11:40 AM
I'm gonna do a remake and call it Scandanavian Boners.

The Beatles clearly needed you on their writing team!

Robin Bougie
03-09-2012, 06:19 PM
I like to imagine that the "Beatles writing team" were a bunch of talking animals that would whisper to Paul and John when the rest of us weren't looking.

You know, like camel spiders.

Newt Cox
03-10-2012, 01:13 AM
Here's one I don't ever want. Oh wait I already have it. Fuck.

http://www.rockshockpop.com/screencaps/camel-spiders/cover.jpg

Can't wait to watch this one Saturday night on the Syfy Channel.

Todd Jordan
03-10-2012, 09:54 AM
You can wait. Unless you have an affinity for awful SyFy movies. If so more power to you. This movie blows.

Terry C
03-10-2012, 10:02 AM
Here's one I don't ever want. Oh wait I already have it. Fuck.

http://www.rockshockpop.com/screencaps/camel-spiders/cover.jpg

I've seen a few of those in my days of one night stands.

Todd Jordan
03-10-2012, 11:27 AM
They have giant toes on their faces.

Newt Cox
03-11-2012, 01:40 AM
You can wait. Unless you have an affinity for awful SyFy movies. If so more power to you. This movie blows.

I have enjoyed some of the SyFy originals. Mainly cause of how horrible they are. Recently picked up a dvd set that had 4 of them for $5.

Todd Jordan
03-11-2012, 10:08 AM
I can get on board with that. I love awful movies too, but I'm stuck in the 70s and 80s. These SyFy ones to me are so awful due to their CGI, rather than story/acting/dialogue. To me, they make these SyFy ones knowing they are making a shitty movie. I like to think that back when, they were really trying to make something good, but ineptness took over.

I don't usually make much sense.

Newt Cox
03-12-2012, 02:21 AM
I can get on board with that. I love awful movies too, but I'm stuck in the 70s and 80s. These SyFy ones to me are so awful due to their CGI, rather than story/acting/dialogue. To me, they make these SyFy ones knowing they are making a shitty movie. I like to think that back when, they were really trying to make something good, but ineptness took over.

I don't usually make much sense.

Well usually I will get mega trashed and watch the new Syfy original film almost every week. Stuff like Super gator are super entertaining when you are inebriated.

Ian Jane
03-12-2012, 09:12 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51heD8A8a4L.jpg

America's sweetheart, Whoopi Goldberg, has a supporting role in this.

Todd Jordan
03-12-2012, 09:30 AM
Whoopi's just in it as a nude body double for Hudson.

Ian Jane
03-13-2012, 04:19 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51aLXG8U3XL.jpg

Todd Jordan
03-13-2012, 04:43 PM
Is that another fucking Twilight spoof? Looks equally as shitty as the movies they're spoofing.

Barry M
03-13-2012, 05:05 PM
...and Danny Trejo.

Tom K
03-13-2012, 05:15 PM
...and Danny Trejo.

Ha ha...I was gonna say that...

Boy, his whorishness has no boundaries...

Jimmy Simard
03-13-2012, 05:24 PM
...and Danny Trejo.
They don't even put him on the cover... I guess Heather Ann Davis, Eric Callero and Frank Pacheco are big enough in the pre-teens market to sell a movie.


Is that another fucking Twilight spoof? Looks equally as shitty as the movies they're spoofing.
Vampires Sucks wasn't that bad for a Jason Friedberg / Aaron Seltzer production for what it worth...

Roderick
03-13-2012, 05:46 PM
Ha ha...I was gonna say that...

Boy, his whorishness has no boundaries...

I saw an interview with him last week and he said he basically says "yes" to everything. Any budget, even student films, doesn't matter. He considers it job security and hopes that folks who are just starting out in the business remember him years down the road and give him work then to return the favor.

Todd Jordan
03-13-2012, 06:06 PM
Vampires Sucks wasn't that bad for a Jason Friedberg / Aaron Seltzer production for what it worth...

I did not like it.

Jimmy Simard
03-13-2012, 06:17 PM
I did not like it.
The magic words are "for a". Didn't find it good or great, but compare to Disaster Movie or Epic Movie or all their other ones (I'm stupid enough to always buy them, at least I got them cheap via marketplace) it wasn't a waste of time and it had something looking like a story :funny:

Tom K
03-13-2012, 07:34 PM
I saw an interview with him last week and he said he basically says "yes" to everything. Any budget, even student films, doesn't matter. He considers it job security and hopes that folks who are just starting out in the business remember him years down the road and give him work then to return the favor.

That is cool and all as I like him and heard he is an extremely nice guy...I worry about the saturation point is all...

Ian Jane
03-16-2012, 11:07 AM
This is pretty high up on my list of DVDs I never want:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sPcwBD9JL.jpg

The Silly Swede
03-16-2012, 11:53 AM
I am with you there. Also, the definition of noice is that it cannot be joyful, as then it would be a sound.

Paul Casey
03-16-2012, 12:14 PM
I am with you there. Also, the definition of noice is that it cannot be joyful, as then it would be a sound.

I beg to differ. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harsh_noise)

The Silly Swede
03-16-2012, 05:35 PM
Differ all you want. After all, you live in a free country. (I do not :pissed: )

Ian Jane
03-20-2012, 12:57 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JhCOPtAnL.jpg

Paul Casey
03-20-2012, 02:08 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JhCOPtAnL.jpg

haha These movies are great. Oh no! GLASSES! Plus, can't they take a picture of her in glasses, sash, and crown and use that instead of some shitty photoshop job? It's not like it's gonna spoil the ending for her.

Ian Jane
03-20-2012, 02:42 PM
Horace has (and wears) that same checkered shirt.

The Silly Swede
03-20-2012, 04:29 PM
Our Hungarian inframan has the same "Prom Queen" sash when he goes out on the town, according to very reliable sources in Budapest.

Paul Casey
03-21-2012, 07:53 AM
Todd wears a PROM SHEMALE sash around the pancake houses of Maine.

Todd Jordan
03-21-2012, 08:24 AM
At least I got crowned for something.

Ian Jane
03-29-2012, 10:19 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51T0rMXgLFL.jpg

The Silly Swede
03-29-2012, 11:39 AM
That film ought to win an award for most obviously trying to cash in on the success of others in the same genres.

Barry M
03-29-2012, 11:46 AM
"For putting the 'ploy' back into exploitation, the award goes to..."

Ian Jane
04-05-2012, 10:16 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NStEK0NQL.jpg

The Silly Swede
04-05-2012, 10:19 AM
This thread has made me realize that I am blessed to live in a country that only imports 90% of all the shit that gets made in hollywood, cause the bottom 10% (as seen in this thread) is really the definitive proof that humankind is regressing in its development.

Todd Jordan
04-05-2012, 11:49 AM
I'm glad Radio Rebel is on disc FINALLY. I missed it on the Disney Channel during its run.

Ian Jane
04-08-2012, 12:46 PM
TWO DISC SET!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51bWLS9GEVL.jpg

Todd Jordan
04-08-2012, 12:47 PM
does she get naked? I'd watch it.

Ian Jane
04-08-2012, 12:48 PM
I dunno but in theory each disc should only be half an hour long. At least the included 48 page booklet adds some value. Liner notes!

Barry M
04-08-2012, 01:15 PM
Menopause in an hour? Hold onto your bleeping hat.

Todd Jordan
04-08-2012, 07:19 PM
I dunno but in theory each disc should only be half an hour long. At least the included 48 page booklet adds some value. Liner notes!

In theory, yes. But when ever is a woman with raging hormones ever predictible? 48 page liner notes seems kind of bloated.

Paul Casey
04-09-2012, 12:28 AM
I dunno but in theory each disc should only be half an hour long. At least the included 48 page booklet adds some value. Liner notes!

The second disc is full of tips on how to turn super slutty now that you're barren and dudes can load in you all day long. Creampie casseroles, cuckolding, cum fart cocktails, bleachy queefs, etc.

Ian Jane
04-10-2012, 02:02 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51z4FvDnUEL.jpg

Barry M
04-10-2012, 03:17 PM
Worst retcon ever of SCARECROW & MRS. KING, but a boon to slash fiction writers. Two Angels Down, way to go Bruce.

Todd Jordan
04-10-2012, 04:21 PM
Well he won't be working with Farrah anytime soon.

Ian Jane
04-10-2012, 04:35 PM
I noticed it's part of the Love Comes Softly Series, so there will be more in the pipeline soon I bet.

Travis Sheldon
04-10-2012, 07:20 PM
I guess that's better than Love Comes Crying.

Todd Jordan
04-10-2012, 07:28 PM
I noticed it's part of the Love Comes Softly Series

heh heh...that's dirty.

Barry M
04-10-2012, 07:28 PM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg138/barrymba56/nunb.png

Clive Smith
04-11-2012, 03:02 AM
Haha. Excellent. Good spy.

Paul Casey
04-11-2012, 08:03 AM
I like that Nien Nunb wears that old timey leather pilot hat. I couldn't find a pic of the Nien Nunb for President shirt I wanted to buy a few years ago.

Barry M
04-11-2012, 08:11 AM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg138/barrymba56/Monogram20677920Snoopy.jpg

Nien Nunb is what you say after huffing the airfix. Ironically, this first-gen Nien Nunb model uses no glue. I guess you have to bring your own.

Terry C
04-12-2012, 12:50 PM
http://oldies.s3.amazonaws.com/i/boxart/simu/00/876964003520.jpg?v=3

Barry M
04-12-2012, 01:33 PM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg138/barrymba56/comedybus_classclowns_dvdf.jpg

America's Clean & Crazy Funny Men
THE MOST FUN YOU CAN HAVE UNTIL YOU GET TO HEAVEN

(There's an exclamation point at the end there, but I feel it's a bit TOO MUCH.)

Todd Jordan
04-12-2012, 02:18 PM
I thought Rich Praytor died...he was awesome in Stir Crazy.

Barry M
04-12-2012, 02:29 PM
All the really dirty jokes went to heaven.

Paul Casey
04-12-2012, 04:05 PM
The guy in the top left looks like me.

Robin Bougie
04-12-2012, 04:33 PM
Those middle-aged white men are ZAAAAANY KOOKS. *whoopie cusion and then slide whistle*

Ian Jane
04-12-2012, 04:43 PM
Now in 3D!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EHuzOi7vL.jpg

My mom would like this.

Todd Jordan
04-12-2012, 05:04 PM
Didnt you want to go in to a theate in NY with some shit like that going on? It had to have been you, Ian.

Ian Jane
04-19-2012, 02:46 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51v1LteDf-L.jpg

paul h.
04-24-2012, 01:02 PM
http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/a2/a6/87b8b340dca0ec6316c49010.L.jpg

Ian Jane
04-24-2012, 01:29 PM
That little kid on the right is dressed like a Nazi skinhead.

paul h.
04-24-2012, 01:48 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41y1zwzGGnL.jpg

Ooooo...alternate cover art!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31ElZLE-w0L.jpg

paul h.
04-24-2012, 01:50 PM
That little kid on the right is dressed like a Nazi skinhead.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rHJxuaWAL.jpg

Hurry! There's only one copy left for $78.85

Barry M
04-24-2012, 02:24 PM
That's not a very convincing wheelchair.

paul h.
04-24-2012, 04:51 PM
That little kid on the right is dressed like a Nazi skinhead.


Romper Room Stomper

Ian Jane
04-25-2012, 09:44 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hF3yuWuWL.jpg

Robin Bougie
04-26-2012, 03:27 AM
That little kid on the right is dressed like a Nazi skinhead.

I prefer to think that Nazi skinheads are dressed like that little kid.

Marshall Crist
04-26-2012, 08:47 AM
Romper Room Stomper

Well played.

Ian Jane
04-28-2012, 05:13 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51%2Bc7IN1L9L.jpg

paul h.
04-28-2012, 09:04 PM
Ack!!

Dave Starry
04-29-2012, 05:28 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hF3yuWuWL.jpg

Throw in Misty Mundae and Darian Cane, and this might be interesting since it looks like some sort of Seduction Cinema production. I wonder if Shannen Doherty likes to moan passionately whilst getting her boobs licked.

Newt Cox
04-30-2012, 01:02 AM
Throw in Misty Mundae and Darian Cane, and this might be interesting since it looks like some sort of Seduction Cinema production. I wonder if Shannen Doherty likes to moan passionately whilst getting her boobs licked.

I know I like to moan from pain everytime I see her acting.

Ian Jane
05-03-2012, 05:38 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Wx4L82p6L.jpg

Ian Jane
05-03-2012, 05:39 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51i0S1gBlNL.jpg

Todd Jordan
05-03-2012, 07:30 PM
Home Run Showdown looks awesome. It's got a cool kid, a fat kid, a tough kid, and a...girl??!! Girls can't play sports!

The Silly Swede
05-05-2012, 05:55 PM
And it has the worst overactor ever in Matthew Lillard!

Paul Casey
05-06-2012, 11:11 AM
And it has the worst overactor ever in Matthew Lillard!

Oh man, the worst! He's the main reason I haven't seen Scream.

Todd Jordan
05-06-2012, 11:37 AM
Oh man, the worst! He's the main reason I haven't seen Scream.

The rest of the reasons should be that is wasn't all that great. They ripped off There's Nothing Out There.

Paul Casey
05-06-2012, 02:36 PM
The rest of the reasons should be that is wasn't all that great. They ripped off There's Nothing Out There.

Plus, there's probably no nudity.

Marshall Crist
05-06-2012, 03:16 PM
Plus, there's probably no nudity.

Der.

But Rose McGowan's highbeams in that sweater are the best part of the movie.

Ian Jane
05-09-2012, 02:50 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VfgCupilL.jpg

Ian Jane
05-10-2012, 04:10 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51fYUhqMxfL.jpg

Ian Jane
05-11-2012, 09:39 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/510sxoIBOoL.jpg

Barry M
05-12-2012, 05:22 PM
Amazon now thinks I'd want this. Thanks, Marshall.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512a6Xgy8kL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Ian Jane
05-12-2012, 05:31 PM
Is it a comedy?

Barry M
05-12-2012, 05:33 PM
With a tagline like "Don't call me Father, call me Daddy" it ought to be, but I doubt it.

Alex K.
05-12-2012, 06:40 PM
Is the Anal Birth of Burt on DVD? I think that's one title you'd need to add.

Ian Jane
05-14-2012, 09:45 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vi-vdeVIL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51IqACLPDiL.jpg

Todd Jordan
05-14-2012, 10:10 AM
Oh my GOD....15 discs?? Ugh...you send that to me and I'll quit.

Ian Jane
05-17-2012, 02:58 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RWwBBbX3L.jpg

Barry M
05-17-2012, 03:03 PM
NEET™ WOLF.

Ian Jane
05-26-2012, 12:50 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Kw3%2ByOVzL.jpg

Jimmy Simard
05-26-2012, 06:10 PM
When I was a kid I had a dog like the one photoshoped on the cover... no it isn't a reason to watch that.

paul h.
05-26-2012, 06:17 PM
Pretty much every dvd with that "Family Approved" dove/surreal-swastika belongs in this thread.

Barry M
05-26-2012, 06:23 PM
Did Todd direct that? Even with the retitling, I'm surprised THE ANAL BIRTH OF SOPHIE got through.

Ian Jane
05-29-2012, 02:31 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517AhVNTsyL.jpg

Paul Casey
05-29-2012, 06:59 PM
Julin Jean, eh? Lemme check...


Hmmmm...

http://www.cherrybombfilm.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/julin1.jpg

BOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOING!