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Ian Jane
05-29-2012, 08:28 PM
I don't think she does that in that movie though.

Paul Casey
05-29-2012, 09:08 PM
I hear that stuff is the least sexy part of that movie. Either it's really hot, or Todd reviewed it.

Marshall Crist
05-29-2012, 09:54 PM
Can anyone recommend a movie where you can see Howard Vernon's taint?

Barry M
05-30-2012, 08:08 AM
Googling Howard Vernon's taint leads (if you are interested) to discovery:

http://vimeo.com/dgnelson/tainttrailer

I actually do want this.

Paul Casey
05-30-2012, 09:04 AM
Those effects looked pretty good.

Barry M
05-30-2012, 09:12 AM
It seems a bit rapey.

Ryan K
05-30-2012, 09:23 PM
The Taint was enjoyable and the full movie was free to watch on Vimeo a few weeks ago. Free taint is the best kind.

Ian Jane
06-04-2012, 10:41 AM
Do not ever want this. Ever.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NKDuR1ofL.jpg

Travis Sheldon
06-04-2012, 11:18 PM
Dude, how could you not want to give Joan and Melissa a ride on the old baloney poney at the same time?!?

Robin Bougie
06-05-2012, 03:26 AM
Dude, how could you not want to give Joan and Melissa a ride on the old baloney poney at the same time?!?

How would that work? Melissa on your cock and Joan with your balls stuffed up her leathery muff?

Travis Sheldon
06-05-2012, 06:51 AM
I was a slight bit buzzed from the beer after the Kings game.
Had visions of double dongs in my head.

Ian Jane
06-05-2012, 09:46 AM
I think they're both really gross.

Ian Jane
06-05-2012, 09:50 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51giHBDzpAL.jpg

Ian Jane
06-05-2012, 09:51 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BHdCyoveL.jpg

Travis Sheldon
06-06-2012, 01:41 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BHdCyoveL.jpg

I'm waiting for Raspberry Magic - A XXX Parody

Newt Cox
06-06-2012, 03:34 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51giHBDzpAL.jpg

Will the McGinley curse mean there isn't gonna be a "The Note IV"?

Ian Jane
06-12-2012, 09:13 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nUwDN7BXL.jpg

Barry M
06-12-2012, 09:27 AM
I think I have that as FISHIN WITH DOGS (aka WHAT ABOUT BOB's LAKE).

http://www.lakeeffectsthemovie.com (http://www.lakeeffectsthemovie.com/) (Too late to win autographed memorabilia. Sorry, Ian.)


This movie has it all romance, drama, comedy and a great story. You shed tears to turn around 2 seconds later and crack up laughing. The writer of this film was nothing but sure genius and I am sad he passed away. Once again we lose a great talent before his masterpiece in Lake Effects can woo the world. This is a must see movie for men and women. A chick flick that even a man can enjoy! This film houses Smith Mountain Lake at it's best. The same lake that was in What About Bob is now brought to camera with it's real name! Enjoy all of the beautiful scenic shots. Kick back and just feel like your sitting at home. This movie is a roller coaster of emotions that will leave you applauding with a smile.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1699498/reviews

Ian Jane
06-14-2012, 09:32 AM
For Todd....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61rjBa6OJnL.jpg

Ian Jane
06-18-2012, 11:49 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51EPR4KickL.jpg

Todd Jordan
06-18-2012, 01:33 PM
For Todd....

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61rjBa6OJnL.jpg

I'd be all over that one....ALL OVER IT...

Ian Jane
06-19-2012, 04:01 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51plfhTw7lL.jpg

Todd Jordan
06-19-2012, 10:04 PM
If he paints a Confederate flag on that car thing, I'll watch it.

Ian Jane
07-13-2012, 09:26 AM
No thanks. I saw the trailer for this. Still, no thanks.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51N4XZGlWuL.jpg

Ian Jane
07-13-2012, 09:28 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51LxJ2PN9tL.jpg

Barry M
07-13-2012, 10:25 AM
Morgan's in a wheelchair, if that helps. But I'm guessing probably not even if he rode a Segway naked with Virginia Madsen slamdancing on the handlebars.

IMDB says: (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1839654/business)

Opening Weekend: $10,367 (US) (8 July 2012) (4 Screens)

RIP, Rob Reiner.

The Silly Swede
07-13-2012, 06:01 PM
No thanks. I saw the trailer for this. Still, no thanks.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51N4XZGlWuL.jpg

Am I the only one who feel that this Eva Mendes chick looks to much like a monkey with her very big jaw for her to be considered any kind of attractive?

Marshall Crist
07-13-2012, 08:16 PM
I'd be all over that one....ALL OVER IT...

My DNA would be all over it.

Geten
07-14-2012, 08:09 AM
I hold it as one of the best movies I watched last year, recommended. And The Beatles tune it got it's name from is great as well (so is the album, Rubber Soul, probably is their best record).


I'm basing my pre-disposed hatred of this title based entirely on the title:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CskxS9deL.jpg

It could be a good movie, but NORWEGIAN WOOD? haha.

I'm gonna do a remake and call it Scandanavian Boners.

Todd Jordan
07-14-2012, 08:39 AM
Am I the only one who feel that this Eva Mendes chick looks to much like a monkey with her very big jaw for her to be considered any kind of attractive?

You are not alone in your disgust.

Geten
07-14-2012, 08:46 AM
Nothing wrong with how Eva Mendes looks.

Ian Jane
07-21-2012, 03:31 PM
I dunno what this is but I think I hate it.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FUyJxPd4L.jpg

Alison Jane
07-21-2012, 03:42 PM
Doogie Howser?

Ian Jane
07-21-2012, 03:45 PM
Possibly.

The Silly Swede
07-22-2012, 05:03 AM
Haha, I was just gonna post "Is that Neil Patrick Harris?" before I scrolled down and saw that Mrs. Jane had beaten me to the punchline!

Ian Jane
07-27-2012, 02:12 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nUwDN7BXL.jpg

Barry M
07-27-2012, 02:45 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nUwDN7BXL.jpg


http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51nUwDN7BXL.jpg

Are you sure? That's twice you said you don't ever want it: if this thread were a rape comedy, hijinks would ensue.

Andrew Monroe
07-27-2012, 02:52 PM
I dunno what this is but I think I hate it.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41FUyJxPd4L.jpg

It's a remake of a Jack Palance film with Neil PH in the Frances Bavier role.

Todd Jordan
07-27-2012, 03:00 PM
Are you sure? That's twice you said you don't ever want it: if this thread were a rape comedy, hijinks would ensue.

Ian is a repeatin' basterd.

Ian Jane
07-27-2012, 03:06 PM
I don't have very much good material today.

Paul Casey
07-27-2012, 03:48 PM
I don't have very much good material today.

Having a case of the Todds?

Todd Jordan
07-27-2012, 04:54 PM
He didn't mistype anything. Or is there more suckage associated with my name now?

Paul Casey
07-29-2012, 06:39 PM
He didn't mistype anything. Or is there more suckage associated with my name now?

Yeah, it's good for covering all badness.

Todd Jordan
07-29-2012, 07:45 PM
Nice to know I've made an impact in someone's life.

Barry M
07-30-2012, 08:38 AM
Hey, don't pick on Todd. He's going to own every SWV DVD-R one day, he's made homemade piranhas about dogs and Sesame Street characters, and he knows better than to spoil the moment by getting twisted over proofreading. His typos are better than most of my posts.

Don't get me all teary-eyed here, but I got to say it: Todd's better than TylerDust.

Clive Smith
07-30-2012, 09:20 AM
Hey, I'm sure TylerDust's just trying to help.

Paul Casey
07-30-2012, 12:02 PM
Nice to know I've made an impact in someone's life.

Exactly!



Don't get me all teary-eyed here, but I got to say it: Todd's better than TylerDust.

Hey, I'm sure TylerDust's just trying to help.

I must've missed it. Who's TylerDust?

Clive Smith
07-30-2012, 12:13 PM
He showed up briefly to sell us snake oil for our genitals. It was great while it lasted.

Barry M
07-30-2012, 02:05 PM
I think Todd stocked up. Maybe he has extras? PM him for cut-rate fake boners which will arrive in 4 to 6 weeks.

Todd Jordan
07-30-2012, 04:35 PM
I'll not feed into your frenzy.

MelissaMerli
08-01-2012, 12:36 PM
This crap reminds me of when I ordered Ricco The Mean Machine from Best Buy and ended up getting a DVD called Almost Heaven or something like that with Kate Hudson in it. I was horrified! lol Needless to say, they made good on their mess up but really? Me, watch that type of crap? haha

By the way, these all do look awful...

Paul Casey
08-01-2012, 03:24 PM
This crap reminds me of when I ordered Ricco The Mean Machine from Best Buy and ended up getting a DVD called Almost Heaven or something like that with Kate Hudson in it. I was horrified! lol Needless to say, they made good on their mess up but really? Me, watch that type of crap? haha

By the way, these all do look awful...

I'll bet no one gets their dick cut off in Almost Heaven.

Barry M
08-01-2012, 03:28 PM
That's ALMOST FAMOUS. The de-virginizing scene is pretty brutal.

Ian Jane
08-06-2012, 09:38 AM
The Hangover III.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MdlvmA94L.jpg

Paul Casey
08-06-2012, 12:05 PM
Mancation, All I ever wanted
Mancation, Had to get away
Mancation, Meant to be spent alone

Sorry, Winnie.

Ian Jane
08-06-2012, 12:16 PM
That guy pouring beer on the other guy's head reminds me of when the bad guys pour beer onto the heads of the orphan members of Dragon Sound in Y.K. Kim's classic, The Miami Connection.

Maybe I do want to see this now.

Todd Jordan
08-06-2012, 03:44 PM
Maybe I do want to see this now.

No you don't. No.

Paul Casey
08-06-2012, 05:24 PM
No you don't. No.

Subtle ploy to get it sent to you, Todd!

Todd Jordan
08-06-2012, 07:51 PM
Busted.

Ian Jane
08-07-2012, 02:35 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518KYiINVuL.jpg

Todd Jordan
08-07-2012, 03:06 PM
Sometimes love is only a pop shot?

The Silly Swede
08-07-2012, 04:31 PM
Sometimes love is only a pop shot?

I just don't understand why so many women have such a hard time accepting this.

Gav M
08-07-2012, 07:53 PM
3751

Out in September... um yay...

Ian Jane
08-09-2012, 09:17 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51O1Nqk5ZLL.jpg

Alison Jane
08-13-2012, 03:11 PM
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/E6_7e87QLwFFYZARj8HTGg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/movietalk/300-christmasstory2-v2-jpg_155914.jpg

Ian Jane
08-13-2012, 03:45 PM
Ouch.

Alison Jane
08-13-2012, 03:57 PM
I like Daniel Stern, but still, no.

Newt Cox
08-15-2012, 01:02 AM
http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/E6_7e87QLwFFYZARj8HTGg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTt3PTMwMA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en-US/blogs/movietalk/300-christmasstory2-v2-jpg_155914.jpg

Please tell me this is some elaborate joke.

Toyboy
08-15-2012, 11:37 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/1291600.jpg

Roderick
08-16-2012, 12:12 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/1291600.jpg

And starring Cheech Marin as Oliver Reed

Ian Jane
08-16-2012, 08:54 AM
And Mr. T as Tonto?

Barry M
08-16-2012, 09:25 AM
As 'Freedom'. A review (http://www.commonsensemedia.org/movie-reviews/the-magic-of-the-golden-bear-goldy-iii) says he's "a man living in the wild who is rumored by the townspeople to be a ghost spirit and is frequently seen in the movie conversing with a raven."

And Buck Flower as 'Pa'.

Ian Jane
08-16-2012, 09:41 AM
I think I do want to see this.

Toyboy
08-16-2012, 06:41 PM
And Richard Farnsworth as Keenan Wynn.

It's streaming on Netflicks.

Ian Jane
08-18-2012, 09:52 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-o2jNAlxL.jpg

Ian Jane
08-18-2012, 09:52 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51K7XxKPhqL.jpg

Geten
08-18-2012, 10:32 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/1291600.jpg
Is that for real? Looks awesome.

Geten
08-18-2012, 10:46 AM
Is it out on DVD? Since I only seem to find some VHS releases when checking amazon and ebay.

Marshall Crist
08-18-2012, 11:00 AM
I don't want anything where Matthew McConaughey is leaning. Sorry if this is a re-post.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/23/matthew-mcconaughey-canno_n_296655.html

Ian Jane
08-23-2012, 03:47 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Ufe%2B9SHmL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51yhcPgO0yL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GDw9yIKFL.jpg

Newt Cox
08-24-2012, 02:21 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Ufe%2B9SHmL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51yhcPgO0yL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51GDw9yIKFL.jpg

I would love to have the Wolf Lake dvd set. The show was a lot better than I expected.

Roderick
09-06-2012, 11:44 AM
http://youtu.be/YHJNBZ2rrMM

Barry M
09-06-2012, 12:38 PM
I would love to have the Wolf Lake dvd set. The show was a lot better than I expected.

Agreed. I'll probably spring for it.

Ian Jane
09-07-2012, 11:24 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61a%2BozGE2JL.jpg

Paul Casey
09-07-2012, 02:00 PM
At first, I thought Donald Faison was Todd Bridges. Bummer.

Roderick
09-07-2012, 02:04 PM
At first, I thought Donald Faison was Todd Bridges. Bummer.

Racist.

I thought Shitbreak was Zack Braff.

Paul Casey
09-07-2012, 03:16 PM
Todd Bridges, Zack Braff, and Rick Springfield take on Mars.

Barry M
09-07-2012, 04:12 PM
Those flying saucers are too small. IMHO.

Paul Casey
09-07-2012, 05:49 PM
Those flying saucers are too small. IMHO.

Theme song: "Tiny Martians" by Don Ho.

Ian Jane
09-12-2012, 02:56 PM
Sorry Todd.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hmcf6UnOL.jpg

Jimmy Simard
09-12-2012, 03:02 PM
But the dog get the third billings and take almost half of the cover... it sure doesn't happen often.

Barry M
09-12-2012, 03:03 PM
Todd, please review this for the Better red than dead thread.

Scott
09-12-2012, 04:57 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61a%2BozGE2JL.jpg

Reminds me of this.

http://burkehamblin.com/images/movies_doubledown.jpg

I hope to never see either of them.

The Silly Swede
09-12-2012, 05:30 PM
I thought Priestly was dead! :funny:

Ian Jane
09-21-2012, 05:50 PM
Sorry Toidd.

Todd Jordan
09-22-2012, 11:07 AM
Offensive.

Ian Jane
09-25-2012, 09:09 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41r9rhdXzcL.jpg

Apronikoff
09-25-2012, 11:23 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41r9rhdXzcL.jpg

Haha...once as part of a business trip, I had to go see Barbara Streisand in concert. With openers Babyface, Boyz 2 Men, and Enrique Inglesias no less. Now that's a surreal memory...

Ian Jane
10-03-2012, 03:48 PM
When I did A/V work ages ago I had to work sound for a very flamboyant Barry Manilow impersonator.

Also, I never want this.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uSIroeEBL.jpg

Ian Jane
10-03-2012, 03:49 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/512dZa38cAL.jpg

Ian Jane
10-03-2012, 03:50 PM
Soirry Toidd. Doigs solving mysteries are not my bag.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51-UR63GtkL.jpg

Barry M
10-03-2012, 03:55 PM
It's sad (and scary!) how that bird is caught in the spiderweb.

Clive Smith
10-04-2012, 03:19 AM
With Tom Berenger as Watson

Barry M
10-04-2012, 09:28 AM
Tom Berenger rocks General Hand Grenade.

Clive Smith
10-04-2012, 09:53 AM
Eatin' toast and marmalade
And getting sticky hands

Ian Jane
10-04-2012, 12:36 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518l7mXkzkL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51x6xZihlaL.jpg

Ian Jane
10-04-2012, 03:56 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51W9QHeRSqL.jpg

Ian Jane
10-06-2012, 12:55 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516e1Ol-g7L.jpg

Alison Jane
10-06-2012, 12:58 PM
That'd be the greatest movie ever if you were the one sitting in the throne.

Todd Jordan
10-08-2012, 10:01 PM
eww.

The Silly Swede
10-09-2012, 07:48 AM
Seriously Ian. That is some kind of prank you photoshopped during your lunchhour isnt it? I refuse to believe it is real.

Geten
10-09-2012, 07:59 AM
"Brokeback Mountain meets Twilight" to quote the user review on imdb.

Barry M
10-09-2012, 08:17 AM
Needs more Tom Cruise.

Ian Jane
10-12-2012, 01:45 PM
Sorry Toidd.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JZP5vCJZL.jpg

Todd Jordan
10-12-2012, 04:11 PM
be sorry for the dog. He had to star in that clunker.

Apronikoff
10-12-2012, 04:58 PM
be sorry for the dog. He had to star in that clunker.

Ehhh, I heard he'll star in anything. Snorting blow off hookers' asses doesn't come cheap, after all.

Barry M
10-12-2012, 05:06 PM
I am getting the CUPID COCAINE edition for sure.

Ian Jane
10-17-2012, 10:21 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eOWA2DvLL.jpg

Paul Casey
10-17-2012, 12:10 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eOWA2DvLL.jpg

I would watch it if, at the end of the trailer, they showed tree boy walk into the house, the camera pulls back, and the narrator says, "To his horror, Timothy didn't know his new parents were ... VEGETARIANS!!"

Ian Jane
10-24-2012, 04:36 PM
Soirry Toidd.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51e8TwDxwOL.jpg

Ian Jane
10-24-2012, 05:39 PM
Sorry Todd.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MslQ4Q6AL.jpg

Todd Jordan
10-24-2012, 07:47 PM
If you want me to go away, send me Beaches.

Ian Jane
10-26-2012, 03:09 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sdo2SG8WL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511LjWEhxhL.jpg

Barry M
10-26-2012, 03:30 PM
I've seen AMBULANCE GIRL -- it's about Jane Stern (half of Gourmet magazine's excellent Road Food column). I can recommend Road Food.

WE WERE THE MULVANEYS is based on a pretty harrowing Joyce Carol Oates novel about how a rape fucks up a perfectish family. Everybody suffers, but dad's post-family hell is living with a woman and reading Penthouse letters to each other at night. I don't know if that'll be in the movie.

Todd Jordan
10-26-2012, 03:57 PM
Honeymoon With Mom...no WAY that can be crap. No way.

Paul Casey
10-26-2012, 04:30 PM
Honeymoon With Mom...no WAY that can be crap. No way.

"That's right, honey, suck his dick like I showed you."

Todd Jordan
10-26-2012, 04:33 PM
"No, you dumb cunny! Like THIS!!"

Ian Jane
10-31-2012, 10:29 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ztTnhEovL.jpg

Ian Jane
11-01-2012, 12:21 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zaEN8jIvL.jpg

Ian Jane
11-03-2012, 08:44 AM
Sorry Toidd.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511GkTKxXPL.jpg

Ian Jane
11-03-2012, 08:46 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51lnJwEEYBL.jpg

sukebanboy
11-03-2012, 10:17 AM
That'll be an NC-17 rated horror movie if they do it realistically!!!

Alison Jane
11-03-2012, 10:21 AM
Keith David? For THAT I think he SHOULD start eating that trashcan!

sukebanboy
11-03-2012, 10:23 AM
Never mind him...what crap ERIC ROBERTS has put his name too......not sure about him playing a white man in Compton at Christmas.......Things won't end up too good for his character i think...

Barry M
11-03-2012, 10:23 AM
Keith David looks like Old Spice guy there.

Ehren H
11-05-2012, 12:04 AM
It's also got Miguel Nunez from Return of the Living Dead/Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning....I'm not understanding why people DON'T want to see this movie haha

The Silly Swede
11-05-2012, 10:08 AM
Oh Ian, your just being racist! The cast list alone makes it worth torturing yourself through.

sukebanboy
11-05-2012, 10:59 AM
Ian,

we all think you maybe made a mistake with that one...and here is the FINAL proof (one way or the other)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCpDHkkXPO4

Ian Jane
11-05-2012, 11:19 AM
If that's the case, I expect you all to buy this when it comes out on DVD!

Roderick
11-05-2012, 11:22 AM
I'd watch that.

Jimmy Simard
11-05-2012, 11:46 AM
Same for me... I don't know if you are joking guys, but the trailer make it good enough for me to be in my maybe list for Christmas purchase.

Horace Cordier
11-05-2012, 05:13 PM
Preordered!

Ian Jane
11-06-2012, 04:55 PM
Preordered!

Good! You can review it.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61GuJ3iGbYL.jpg

Sorry Paul.

Ian Jane
11-06-2012, 04:56 PM
This also looks shitty.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DdHLBIajL.jpg

Paul Casey
11-06-2012, 05:32 PM
Good! You can review it.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61GuJ3iGbYL.jpg

Sorry Paul.

Pretty sad looking nachos. However, eating them with a clam ceiling sounds appealing.

Damin J. Toell
11-06-2012, 06:43 PM
This also looks shitty.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51DdHLBIajL.jpg

I knew that if they ever turned COMMUNITY into a film, they'd fuck it up.

sukebanboy
11-07-2012, 05:24 AM
Good! You can review it.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61GuJ3iGbYL.jpg



LOVE the summary on IMDB..


Keefer has a talent. He can eat. So when he gets fired from his job, finds his girl getting banged by a tranny, then gets a ticket, he finds he has no direction. Its not until his good friend Meegosh sets up FOOD WARS, an underground food eating competition in his friends basement. Word gets out and everybody in town wants a piece of the champ. But its not until the towns healthy Mayor Fingstal tries to shut things down using his two cronies, Officer Slivjack and Biggsley, thats when things really heat up. Then it all comes down to one final food battle from hell, the Nacho Mountain!

Ian Jane
11-07-2012, 10:28 AM
The guy with green hair in the bottom corner kinda looks like Fat Mike from NOFX.

Ian Jane
11-11-2012, 10:23 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517NuEJFZCL.jpg

Ian Jane
11-11-2012, 10:23 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pf%2BZtPnUL.jpg

sukebanboy
11-11-2012, 10:28 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517NuEJFZCL.jpg

Knock it off Ian...PG Wodehouse kicks all kinds of ass....especially JEEVES AND WOOSTER......

This series is good if you are a fan of British restrained humour...and as these are all short stories (30 mins) the hit /miss ratio will be quite good I expect

Ian Jane
11-11-2012, 10:44 AM
I base all my selections in this thread pretty much entirely on the cover art, and the cover art for that release makes me not want it.

So there.

Apronikoff
11-11-2012, 10:51 AM
Knock it off Ian...PG Wodehouse kicks all kinds of ass....especially JEEVES AND WOOSTER......

This series is good if you are a fan of British restrained humour...and as these are all short stories (30 mins) the hit /miss ratio will be quite good I expect

Yeah, I'm a big Wodehouse fan too...this looks pretty great to me.

Ian Jane
11-11-2012, 10:55 AM
Jeeves & Wooster was great. I'm still hating on that cover though.

sukebanboy
11-11-2012, 11:15 AM
I am slightly cheating on this one as I DO have a feeling to watch it .....but still...

http://www.videomontbleu.com/yearreleases06/august06/images/11098f.jpg

Ian Jane
11-11-2012, 11:31 AM
I bet the one eyed dog eating the sausage link is tough but lovable.

sukebanboy
11-11-2012, 12:02 PM
I bet the one eyed dog eating the sausage link is tough but lovable.

You've watched it already haven't you Ian....

There is NO WAY you could have guessed that just from the genre of movie and the cover!!

Scott
11-11-2012, 12:57 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51pf%2BZtPnUL.jpg

Clyde.

Barry M
11-11-2012, 01:43 PM
I have KARATE DOG somewhere, but haven't watched it. RIP, Bob Clark.

Todd Jordan
11-11-2012, 05:13 PM
Ian's toughest competition is himself.

Horace Cordier
11-11-2012, 06:43 PM
Between the awesome looking CHRISTMAS IN COMPTON and his dissing of the mighty Jeeves and Wooster Ian is clearly slipping in this thread.

Ian Jane
11-12-2012, 10:13 AM
Between the awesome looking CHRISTMAS IN COMPTON

We'll see how awesome you think it is when the review copy shows up.


and his dissing of the mighty Jeeves and Wooster Ian is clearly slipping in this thread.

And then there's this.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rndybaaML.jpg

Barry M
11-12-2012, 10:19 AM
Crane style!

sukebanboy
11-12-2012, 10:39 AM
BOOM

The main man Mr Jane sucker punched us by giving a couple of contested, dodgy decisions.....and then

BANG

...hits us with the K.O. punch!!

Hats off to you Mr Jane!

Ian Jane
11-13-2012, 10:20 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51m3YD6hJJL.jpg

Robert Englund is cooler with a fright glove.

The Silly Swede
11-13-2012, 11:33 AM
Id buy that in a heartbeat. French mainstream cinema is usually top notch.

Todd Jordan
11-13-2012, 03:30 PM
The same guy directed The Girl from Monaco which I really liked. I don't want to see the above movie at all, but that dude picks some smoiking hot ladies for his films.

Jimmy Simard
11-13-2012, 03:54 PM
Robert Englund is cooler with a fright glove.
He is the killer in C'est arrivé près de chez vous (Man Bites Dog), so he is cooler than Englund with or without his glove :up:

Ian Jane
11-13-2012, 04:23 PM
Maybe you guys would also like this movie!

Ian Jane
11-13-2012, 04:24 PM
And I didn't realize that was the dude from Man Bites Dog. That guy was pretty rad. And that chick is kinda cute. So maybe.... I'll take that one back. But the cover still sucks.

sukebanboy
11-13-2012, 08:08 PM
Now THAT is career spanning change...from MAN BATES DOG...to mainstream romantic comedy...........

I thought he would never work again after that movie!!!(I heard no one would hire the directors again tough!)


AMERICAN POOP???.....I think you knocked that one up in photoshop Ian....no one would EVER make that movie!!

Ian Jane
11-13-2012, 08:24 PM
Nope, American Poop is 100% legit.

http://www.amazon.com/American-Poop-Movie-Ross-Kidder/dp/B000ZN71LI/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1352852649&sr=1-1&keywords=american+poop

Ehren H
11-13-2012, 08:32 PM
The trailer for Christmas in Compton didn't dissuade me at all (I'll admit it, I laughed a few times) and American Poop? With that title, and the fact it's a raunchy teen comedy, I can guess I'd like it. If a smutty teen comedy can give me at least 3 sets of breasts and at least 4 good jokes, and I'm satisfied.

I like shitty movies, I should probably put that disclaimer out there. (I really do.)

Barry M
11-13-2012, 08:52 PM
"What does home base feel like?"

Jimmy Simard
11-13-2012, 08:54 PM
Nope, American Poop is 100% legit.

http://www.amazon.com/American-Poop-Movie-Ross-Kidder/dp/B000ZN71LI/ref=sr_1_1?s=movies-tv&ie=UTF8&qid=1352852649&sr=1-1&keywords=american+poop
The one Amazon recommand to purchase with it sound like a real winner too :nono:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51bovceccRL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
I like that review

"This was a really bad film. Four guys with a combined IQ of a cucumber comes up with the idea to have sex with older women. The Script and the acting was so bad that you thought it was a porn movie except there was no porn either. Could possible be used in a class room for future directors under the headline "Past mistakes that we can learn from". Still, I am certain that it will appeal to some viewers but I don't know why."

Robin Bougie
11-14-2012, 09:31 AM
We'll see how awesome you think it is when the review copy shows up.



And then there's this.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rndybaaML.jpg

"Furting"? Is that like a fart that hurts?

Ian Jane
11-14-2012, 01:30 PM
I bet this is not so good.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51syInSScyL.jpg

Ehren H
11-14-2012, 01:35 PM
I bet it's sappy, saccharine, terrible, and one of them dies.

Horace Cordier
11-14-2012, 03:47 PM
I bet this is not so good.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51syInSScyL.jpg

Never is even better it would seem.

I can't believe the awesome Paddy Consadine from Statham's BLITZ is in this shite (as the Brits would say).

Ehren H
11-14-2012, 03:49 PM
He was also in Shane Meadows' amazing and downbeat revenge flick, Dead Man's Shoes, which is a flick that I HIGHLY recommend.

The Silly Swede
11-14-2012, 04:31 PM
He was also in Shane Meadows' amazing and downbeat revenge flick, Dead Man's Shoes, which is a flick that I HIGHLY recommend.

Damn straight. Those of you who have not yet seen this must do so ASAP.

Paul Casey
11-14-2012, 05:31 PM
I bet this is not so good.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51syInSScyL.jpg

Can't wait to see them dyke it out.

Barry M
11-14-2012, 05:38 PM
That would be a powerful vision of young love.

I can't believe they finally remade "SUCK IT YOU LESBIANS".

Horace Cordier
11-15-2012, 12:19 AM
Damn straight. Those of you who have not yet seen this must do so ASAP.

So ordered. Have had this one on DVD for years. Need to get off my ass and watch it already.

sukebanboy
11-15-2012, 05:54 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Uzp8dkOBsnc/TOMm85bNRzI/AAAAAAAAA6I/qqujKqAjH4M/s1600/ottoselevn.jpg

It's a comedy fro Germany...and we all know Germans dont do comedy well...come on, give me an example then!!!

Ian Jane
11-15-2012, 10:36 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Uzp8dkOBsnc/TOMm85bNRzI/AAAAAAAAA6I/qqujKqAjH4M/s1600/ottoselevn.jpg

It's a comedy fro Germany...and we all know Germans dont do comedy well...come on, give me an example then!!!

The Dudu movie with Eric Falk in it was funny. At least I think it was. It had no subs.

Apronikoff
11-15-2012, 01:11 PM
The Dudu movie with Eric Falk in it was funny. At least I think it was. It had no subs.

Haha, Ian said dudu!

Barry M
11-15-2012, 02:30 PM
It's a comedy fro Germany...and we all know Germans dont do comedy well...come on, give me an example then!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z4Xzt1By2I

Paul Casey
11-15-2012, 03:08 PM
It's a comedy fro Germany...and we all know Germans dont do comedy well...come on, give me an example then!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm4Q4vWy_ck

Ehren H
11-15-2012, 03:20 PM
The Python guys actually went over to Germany at one point and redid some of the classic Flying Circus sketches in German, because as Eric Idle said, the Germans called and said, "come help us, we have no sense of humor."

It is beyond surreal, and hilarious in an all new way.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKtIHtmDGWI

Ian Jane
11-19-2012, 05:57 PM
Nope. I don't want this even if Superman is in it.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TFDX7IGlL.jpg

Jimmy Simard
11-19-2012, 06:38 PM
Even Charisma Carpenter isn't enough to make me watch it...

Barry M
11-19-2012, 09:23 PM
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjQwMzQ0NzUwMF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjQ0MDcyMQ@@._ V1._SX358_SY500_.jpg

I saw this today. I didn't want it.

Tomorrow, who knows. Ever's a long time.

sukebanboy
11-20-2012, 06:19 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm4Q4vWy_ck

Are you SURE that is meant to be funny though???..it might be a SERIOUS safety guide for all was know!

Actually, I can now see where the FINAL DESTINATION guys go all their ideas!!

Horace Cordier
11-20-2012, 10:19 AM
I'm holding Ian to his promise that I get CHRISTMAS IN COMPTON for review!

Ian Jane
11-24-2012, 02:20 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Yn50euPQL.jpg

Jimmy Simard
11-24-2012, 04:32 PM
This is sure an awfull cover :puke:

paul h.
11-24-2012, 05:05 PM
"crackling"


http://youtu.be/B6bgBwuFOXw

Ian Jane
11-27-2012, 11:05 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61m39s7MaJL.jpg

Newt Cox
11-27-2012, 03:07 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61m39s7MaJL.jpg

Saw the trailer for that before DKR and wow it just looks really bad.

sukebanboy
11-27-2012, 07:55 PM
Saw the trailer for that before DKR and wow it just looks really bad.

What are you doing man????

DONT rely on the trailer...Just read the recommendation on the front of that DVD jacket!

Ian Jane
11-29-2012, 02:57 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51sqwZW1jIL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51LWfn-O%2BlL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514b7HTg%2B8L.jpg

paul h.
11-29-2012, 04:33 PM
I just vomited through my nose.


http://youtu.be/vI3SZRDYxr8

and there's this review from the youtube comments:

I hav tha movi and it's rely good

dudebud123456 7 months ago





There's no mention of a baby being cut in half in the trailer. I'm a little disappointed.

Ian Jane
11-29-2012, 04:37 PM
Always trust dudebud.

Damin J. Toell
11-29-2012, 09:02 PM
I hav tha movi and it's rely good

dudebud123456 7 months ago


Give that dude a syndicated movie review column ASAP.

Todd Jordan
11-29-2012, 09:18 PM
dudebud makes some interesting observations.

Scott
11-29-2012, 10:46 PM
http://youtu.be/vI3SZRDYxr8

Slightly OT - This was the video that was recommended after that trailer:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pfWIMvs6W5Y

paul h.
11-30-2012, 09:47 PM
I don't think I've ever been this depressed.


I have now consumed all of the alcohol in my house including the aftershave.

sukebanboy
12-01-2012, 05:18 AM
I don't think I've ever been this depressed.


I have now consumed all of the alcohol in my house including the aftershave.

Go for the cleaning fluids next!!

Scott
12-01-2012, 11:42 AM
I thought it was hilarious.

Barry M
12-01-2012, 12:30 PM
I'm going to Starbucks.

I won't, but somebody should do Nate (whoever Nate is).

paul h.
12-01-2012, 01:34 PM
I thought it was hilarious.

Mee tOO. Just makin' some alcoholic depression jokes.

fresh salsa is ready now!

Ian Jane
12-01-2012, 02:11 PM
I just ate some chips and salsa and washed it down with some Rolling Rock while doing screen caps for Death Nurse and listening to Thor.

I don't ever want this.

5057

Ian Jane
12-02-2012, 01:52 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51gluJxo1pL.jpg

Ian Jane
12-02-2012, 01:52 PM
What the fuckkkkk?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YgC4E8jaL.jpg

Marshall Crist
12-02-2012, 02:00 PM
I just ate some chips and salsa and washed it down with some Rolling Rock while doing screen caps for Death Nurse and listening to Thor.

I don't ever want this.

5057

I don't know...I like Patton Oswalt and Kevin Corrigan. But I hate sports.

paul h.
12-02-2012, 03:22 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YgC4E8jaL.jpg

Starring Christina Aguilera, Courtney Love, and Helena Bonham Carter.

Jimmy Simard
12-02-2012, 03:22 PM
What the fuckkkkk?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YgC4E8jaL.jpg
I bet my niece would do nightmares watching that and as I love her I don't want that too...

Ian Jane
12-05-2012, 11:22 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ElCCs4KWL.jpg

Apronikoff
12-05-2012, 11:34 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ElCCs4KWL.jpg

Damn it, now I gotta find you a new Christmas present

Barry M
12-05-2012, 06:04 PM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg138/barrymba56/01-0103628jpg_0_1.jpg

I wasn't sure whether this belonged here or the "Jesus your birthday sucks" thread.

Horace Cordier
12-05-2012, 11:12 PM
Where's my CHRISTMAS IN COMPTON DVD Mr. Jane??????

Ian Jane
12-06-2012, 10:11 AM
You all convinced it was great so I kept it.

Horace Cordier
12-06-2012, 11:53 AM
You all convinced it was great so I kept it.

You'll pay for this!

sukebanboy
12-06-2012, 08:11 PM
You all convinced it was great so I kept it.

It was the plan all along i think!

Ian Jane
12-07-2012, 10:02 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eJhbv0OHL.jpg

Barry M
12-07-2012, 10:29 AM
From Vince Marcello, the director of ZOMBIE PROM! These anti-Barbie DTV movies have been pretty cool, actually. I liked Martha Coolidge's one, and I think I have Patricia Rozema's somewhere: they're quality kids' movies, and the girls-own idea doesn't hurt. I could imagine picking this up for a present.

Two possible points in favour: the girl on the right with the leather jacket is in a wheelchair, so I'm hoping this could be another WILD HEARTS CAN'T BE BROKEN; and RuPaul plays Ms Strict in ZP.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFbz5DEZiT0


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Bqx_w_uCrk

Ian Jane
12-09-2012, 04:32 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HD6zcPEXL.jpg

The Silly Swede
12-09-2012, 04:47 PM
I love the tagline on that though. Kind of sums up 90% of all the hollywood "Based on a true story" movies.

Toyboy
12-09-2012, 09:29 PM
5150

Horace Cordier
12-09-2012, 10:08 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51eJhbv0OHL.jpg

bbbbbbuuuuttt its got that cute 90210 guy in it!

Apronikoff
12-09-2012, 10:17 PM
bbbbbbuuuuttt its got that cute 90210 guy in it!

And it has Cathy Rigby in it!


There was this hardcore band from my hometown when I was in high school that had a song about the pleasures of going down on Rigby. "Goddamn your pussy tastes so great/your clam juice running down my face"


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo8xB-skXEA

Ian Jane
12-17-2012, 02:50 PM
Previously on Dexter...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518WLaJf0mL.jpg

Scott
12-17-2012, 05:46 PM
Previously on Dexter...

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518WLaJf0mL.jpg

And then he killed them all.

Ian Jane
12-18-2012, 10:56 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HEk5N0ThL.jpg

Scott
12-18-2012, 01:01 PM
God dammit.

Roderick
12-18-2012, 01:42 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HEk5N0ThL.jpg

Helen Hunt offers up full frontal nudity in this one so YMMV.

Scott
12-18-2012, 02:49 PM
Helen Hunt offers up full frontal nudity in this one so YMMV.

Helen's Cuhnt.

sukebanboy
12-19-2012, 10:43 AM
Helen Hunt offers up full frontal nudity in this one so YMMV.

20 years ago sure.......Now i agree with Ian DVDS I don't ever want!

Ian Jane
12-20-2012, 10:30 AM
Kevin Sorbo alert!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514YkbcmX9L.jpg

Newt Cox
12-20-2012, 11:06 AM
Kevin Sorbo alert!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514YkbcmX9L.jpg

Has Sorbo ever been in anything good? I never watched Hercules,but now The Hub is rerunning it each night and wow it is pretty bad.

P. Querut
12-22-2012, 11:26 PM
Dont ever bring near me anything with Lisa Welchel in it or I will hang myself....I watched this fundamentalist homophobe hypocrite on Survivor and she was so obnoxious. In a similar vein, I will never watch any of those evangelical movies based on bible nonsense with Kirk Cameron or Stephen Baldwin or any other horrifying actors. And while I'm venting about religious nutjobs, I will never buy or rent another Mel Gibson movie.

Ian Jane
01-02-2013, 11:28 AM
Sorry Toidd.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515kfFJa05L.jpg

Ian Jane
01-03-2013, 10:05 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FvvQ2TE5L.jpg

Apronikoff
01-03-2013, 01:28 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FvvQ2TE5L.jpg

"One Man, a Small Town, and a Big Idea"

Is his big idea to molest those kids?

Ian Jane
01-15-2013, 01:18 PM
NOT. INTERESTED.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61bLDeIcYVL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iO2-us8AL.jpg

Ian Jane
01-24-2013, 11:20 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zHnMFbxNL.jpg

Ian Jane
01-25-2013, 05:25 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51j3wgs4CYL.jpg

Ian Jane
01-29-2013, 02:24 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51b6EVM-FgL.jpg

Ian Jane
02-05-2013, 01:24 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NElOQn2eL.jpg