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Ian Jane
06-14-2011, 05:24 PM
These all look awful.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51T9j51ARoL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41rnIm1KYfL.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514YYTYF7ZL.jpg

Todd Jordan
06-14-2011, 09:15 PM
Are you sending those all to me for review? Please God...no...

Clive Smith
06-15-2011, 05:50 AM
"thunderously impressive"

Mike T
06-15-2011, 07:06 AM
Are you sending those all to me for review? Please God...no...

I sure hope so! And we expect a GLOWING review of the royal romance that touched the hearts of the world. :biggrin:

Horace Cordier
06-18-2011, 09:21 AM
I sure hope so! And we expect a GLOWING review of the royal romance that touched the hearts of the world. :biggrin:

Good grief. What amazes me is that the USA (who fought a pretty brutal war to break the grip of the parasitic scum known as the British monarchy) now go nuts for all this royal nonsense. Pathetic really.

Horace Cordier
06-18-2011, 09:23 AM
Are you sending those all to me for review? Please God...no...

No - I'm probably the intended victim. SONOFABITCH!!

And I'd love Rachel Bilson to grab something of mine but it sure as hell is not my heart.

Mike Howlett
06-18-2011, 09:46 AM
I want to punch that WAITING FOR FOREVER dude repeatedly in the face with brass knuckles, leaving just a stringy pile of putrescent pulp. Mother fucker.

Nolando
06-20-2011, 12:48 PM
And I'd love Rachel Bilson to grab something of mine but it sure as hell is not my heart.

Hmm, wondering what that thing could be?

- Your imagination?
- Your gaze?
- Your sandwich?

Ian Jane
06-28-2011, 03:22 PM
https://www.facebook.com/app_full_proxy.php?app=96687436973&v=1&size=o&cksum=7ad56b0b714f82d36a10bec4bdcc10e2&src=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nimbitmusic.com%2Fimages%2Fdb %2Foriginal%2F2211032.jpg%3Fq%3D1307635189%3Frefre sh%3D1274118131

I don't like dirty socks and I don't think they're fun at all even if they do have a band.

Mike T
06-28-2011, 03:31 PM
Is that Horace?

Ian Jane
06-28-2011, 03:32 PM
On the right.

Todd Jordan
06-28-2011, 03:36 PM
I would watch those socks before any of that rom-com or royalty shit.

Mike T
06-28-2011, 03:37 PM
Yes, I've been reading his tales of the loopy one from Vegas on FB. Very amusing, but slightly disturbing. Right was my guess too. :)

Toyboy
06-28-2011, 05:16 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/vasool-raja-mbbs-2004-tamil-dvd-594-p.jpg

Ian Jane
06-28-2011, 05:27 PM
Hmmm. Depending on the plot synopsis I might want to own that.

Toyboy
06-28-2011, 05:39 PM
ajaraman (Kamalhaasan) is his area's Vasoolraja, the man to go to when some dues need to be collected. But his father (Nagesh) is under the impression that Rajaraman is a doctor and Rajaraman goes to great lengths to keep the truth hidden. But the dean of a medical college (Prakashraj) reveals the truth to Rajaraman's father, who is naturally completely heartbroken. So Rajaraman decides to fulfil his dream by becoming a doctor and enrolls in the same medical college. He also wants to explain things to the dean's daughter Janaki (Sneha), his childhood friend, who he thinks revealed the truth about him to her father.

Ian Jane
06-28-2011, 05:50 PM
OK, nope, I don't think I ever want to own that. He fooled me with his moustache and his thumbs up.

Toyboy
06-28-2011, 05:55 PM
I might consider this.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/vasool-raja-mbbs-2004-tamil-dvd-594-p-1.jpg

Ian Jane
06-28-2011, 05:55 PM
For Todd.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MXOZpmc4L.jpg

Ian Jane
06-28-2011, 05:57 PM
I might consider this.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/vasool-raja-mbbs-2004-tamil-dvd-594-p-1.jpg

I stared at that for like two minutes before I figured it out.

Well played.

Todd Jordan
06-28-2011, 06:18 PM
For Todd.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51MXOZpmc4L.jpg

NO NO NO

ok

Mike T
06-29-2011, 01:04 AM
I might consider this.

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/vasool-raja-mbbs-2004-tamil-dvd-594-p-1.jpg

Priceless!!! :biggrin:

Ian Jane
06-30-2011, 08:37 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519hk-dfGaL.jpg

Mike T
06-30-2011, 10:16 AM
Hey...Lea Thompson! She was my teenage*-movie-crush girl. Schwing!

* that was thirty years ago, though...

Ian Jane
06-30-2011, 11:04 AM
I'm not sure that the fact that she's standing on a cupcake is doing her any favors.

Todd Jordan
06-30-2011, 12:04 PM
You'd both still plow that field and you know it.

Mike T
06-30-2011, 12:24 PM
You'd both still plow that field and you know it.

Guilty as charged, your honour! I saw a pic of her recently on IMDb - still spanktastic after all these years! Wuff! :biggrin:

Toyboy
06-30-2011, 03:40 PM
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

A fucking cupcake movie.

Fuck.

Ian Jane
07-01-2011, 08:45 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51lAl6IHOdL.jpg

Mike T
07-01-2011, 08:52 AM
Two-disc set? I guess that's double the pomp and ceremony...for Todd. ;)

Mark Tolch
07-04-2011, 08:58 AM
I love Lea Thompson. My ex wondered why I loved watching the chick show Caroline in the City with her. Well, now you know, bitch.

Ian Jane
07-07-2011, 05:51 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51gonzWGbuL.jpg

Todd Jordan
07-07-2011, 08:18 PM
*shiver*

Mark C.
07-12-2011, 02:17 AM
http://www.ascully.com/images/bluray/hallpass/cover.jpg
http://www.bluraywire.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/yearonebluraycoverart.jpg
http://images.barnesandnoble.com/images/101150000/101153369.JPG

Ian Jane
07-29-2011, 11:13 AM
I don't ever need to watch a single episode of this show.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BPbHxPyqL.jpg

Toyboy
07-29-2011, 12:01 PM
Only in 'merica!
only in 'merica!
only in 'merica!
onlyn 'merca!!
ONELMRCA!!!

Toyboy
07-29-2011, 12:08 PM
Oh, man! Who would let this guy install their cable!?! He seems to not know what he's doing! I'd fire him if he wasn't making me laugh so hard!!! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE, CABLE GUY, BEFORE I SHIT MY PANTS!!!

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f57/timmylog22/larrythecableguy.gif

Ian Jane
07-29-2011, 12:12 PM
He sees the humor in pooping with bears.

http://dvdandcdspot.com/images/larry the cable guy Morning Constitutions.jpg

Seriously though, fuck that guy.

Ian Jane
08-09-2011, 03:39 PM
I don't ever want this.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SbPwMOXZL.jpg

Ian Jane
08-09-2011, 03:40 PM
Or this. No thanks.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AAunsTTzL.jpg

Ian Jane
08-09-2011, 03:44 PM
NOT.

INTERESTED.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51wtuKTeTVL.jpg

Toyboy
08-09-2011, 03:50 PM
I bet that the people in that movie have big dreams and even bigger talent, if only they'd believe in themselves.

Ian Jane
08-09-2011, 03:51 PM
Dude, they're going to follow their own beat. How inspiring is that?

I notice in hindsight there's a lot of Royal Wedding DVDs in this thread. Sorry Queen Elizabeth II.

paul h.
08-09-2011, 05:54 PM
1748

Ian Jane
08-11-2011, 05:14 PM
I said NO!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61vyAozhBJL.jpg

Toyboy
08-11-2011, 05:31 PM
You're just mad because your nickname used to be "Stink".

Alison Jane
08-11-2011, 05:39 PM
Hey, that movie looks fun!

Ian Jane
08-11-2011, 05:55 PM
You're just mad because your nickname used to be "Stink".

Used to be?

Toyboy
08-22-2011, 11:54 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/dolphin-tale-movie-poster.jpg

Ian Jane
08-22-2011, 12:04 PM
Haha. That's awesome. Why is Todd so sad?

Todd Jordan
08-22-2011, 12:13 PM
I like the holding your breath image. I didn't realize you could act under water as well. Talent. You need more bubbles coming from you butt. Its the only way you can keep up with the dolphin.

I also need to know why I am so sad. Probably something to do with poop.

Toyboy
08-22-2011, 12:23 PM
Haha. That's awesome. Why is Todd so sad?

He's sad because the dolphin has a robotic tail.

Ian Jane
08-22-2011, 12:36 PM
That makes sense. Now that I notice that, it makes me sad too.

Todd Jordan
08-22-2011, 12:40 PM
I noticed that right off and knew immediately the film would be touching and heartwarming. Inspiring really. Why doesn't the dolphion have a rose tattoo?

Todd Jordan
08-22-2011, 12:45 PM
HAHAHA!!!! I just noticed...."and Todd JOrdan as "Dink".

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Awesome.

Paul Casey
08-22-2011, 12:47 PM
Haha excellent.
Hey, how was Randy on the set? Was he a total dillbag or is he alright?

Toyboy
08-22-2011, 12:49 PM
HAHAHA!!!! I just noticed...."and Todd JOrdan as "Dink".

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Awesome.

You're the town drunk. One night you drive your riding mower off the pier and shave off Winter's tail. Everyone in town hates you from then on and you go into hiding. Morgan Freeman teaches Winter how to forgive and love, you're invited to a Spring Time Celebration in your honor and everyone holds hands on the pier watching Ian ride Winters in triumph, then the two of them leap into the air and Winter bites your arm off. Everyone cheers. THE END.

Todd Jordan
08-22-2011, 12:52 PM
Morgan Freeman is God, and only God can teach us to forgive and love.

paul h.
08-22-2011, 01:28 PM
http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/391/81s2heri3ylaa1500.jpg

Todd Jordan
08-22-2011, 01:59 PM
how was Randy on the set? Was he a total dillbag or is he alright?

Aside from the rape incident, he was ok. A bit cranky at times, but a decent enough guy. But then again I'm a dink so don't take my word.

Ian Jane
08-22-2011, 02:01 PM
http://www.locolovemovie.com/images/loco_love_DVD-800.jpg

Todd Jordan
08-22-2011, 03:04 PM
Loco poop.

Ian Jane
08-23-2011, 08:51 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WCoVwWfeL.jpg

Barry M
08-23-2011, 09:57 AM
I'd watch that. I sidelong'd a couple of imdb linked reviews, and it sounds worth my worthless time: the writer/director has some great writing/editing/producing credits, great leads (Harris was Avon Barksdale from The Wire, Saldana was fine in Drumline plus, Uhura). It looks okay, probably a flop, but good enough for me for sure. Not sure the original title Ways of the Flesh was much better, but it might've had a better cover, which woulda helped. Pretty clearly this release is a dump by a company that doesn't care; sometimes that's a good sign, for me.

Pretty positive reviews:

http://www.efilmcritic.com/review.php?movie=15355
http://www.moviefreak.com/artman/publish/movies_waysoftheflesh.shtml

One review I glanced at references Tyler Perry, so I guess neither of us are really the intended audience, but who cares, there's no such thing as appropriation of eyeballs. (Is there?) This doesn't look like an important film, but I still kind of like seeing what's going on. I dug Ladrón que roba a ladrón a lot, which was kind of a Spanish-American Dortmunder caper: that's English-friendly as they come, but it sure wasn't made for anglo Canucks.

You need a bigger apartment, get some room for all these unloved DVDs.

Barry M
08-23-2011, 10:02 AM
I wouldn't want LOCO LOVE either, but it does have a Barbara Eden cameo.

Also, this guy:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx64_N4AA04

Ian Jane
08-23-2011, 10:05 AM
Oh believe me, I have no problem with movies not made for Anglo-Canucks - I just think that cover art is horrible and that the title is horrible and that even if it has Ed Asner and Method Man in it, a team up I think I've been waiting for all my life, I don't want it.

Barry M
08-23-2011, 10:15 AM
I bet they're room-mates, and Asner plays ODB.

Method Man: "The souffle is ruined!"

Ian Jane
08-23-2011, 10:22 AM
If that were the case, I'd probably change my mind.

Todd Jordan
08-23-2011, 10:46 AM
An Odd Couple remake? That might be good. A cranky old man and an urban black guy. Oh the hilarity that could ensue. And then at the end they can resolve their differences and teach us all a lesson in tolerance.

Paul Casey
08-23-2011, 10:51 AM
An Odd Couple remake? That might be good. A cranky old man and an urban black guy. Oh the hilarity that could ensue. And then at the end they can resolve their differences and teach us all a lesson in tolerance.

It's called All In The Family.

paul h.
08-23-2011, 11:29 AM
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/8261/51ni9ktuxl.jpg

Todd Jordan
08-23-2011, 11:36 AM
They should remake All In the Family too. Except Archie Bunker is a Muslim bigot and no one dares to tell him he can't say those things. Meathead is an athiest and we never see Dingbat's face. Just her eyes and she has no lines.

Barry M
08-23-2011, 11:39 AM
Just call it STIFLED.

Toyboy
08-23-2011, 12:08 PM
http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/8261/51ni9ktuxl.jpg

Is that Virginia Madsen? After SIDEWAYS people were saying she'd make a comeback.


"IT'S RAINING HASH BROWNS!!!"

Ian Jane
08-23-2011, 12:12 PM
Don't call it a comeback, she's been here for years.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51qSnR9B7DL.jpg

Mike T
08-23-2011, 12:13 PM
Faith like Potatoes? What denomination are they? :wtf:

Toyboy
08-23-2011, 12:19 PM
Don't call it a comeback, she's been here for years.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51qSnR9B7DL.jpg


Hmph. It'd be more inspirational if she had a robotic tail.

Ian Jane
08-23-2011, 12:20 PM
And if there were some sharks to contend with. Jamming the wind is all well and good, but jamming sharks takes some real balls. She doesn't appear to have any balls.

Barry M
08-23-2011, 12:22 PM
She has balls like potatoe.

Paul Casey
08-23-2011, 12:46 PM
Faith like Potatoes? What denomination are they? :wtf:

Irish Catholic

Ian Jane
08-24-2011, 08:50 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51jTpQn2ypL.jpg

Toyboy
08-26-2011, 11:26 AM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/beachbums.jpg

Barry M
08-26-2011, 11:36 AM
Tinky Shooz?

Toyboy
08-26-2011, 11:44 AM
Yep. Tinky Shooz is in BEACH BUMS.

Barry M
08-26-2011, 11:51 AM
Mustbuy

This thread's toining out to be a goldmink.

Roderick
08-26-2011, 12:21 PM
I want to read the book first.

Ian Jane
08-26-2011, 12:43 PM
What the fug is this?

http://elatedesign.net/images/portlbbbig.jpg

Ian Jane
08-26-2011, 12:51 PM
http://jkevdesigns.com/keyart/Gooby_pstr.jpg

Toyboy
08-26-2011, 01:10 PM
What the fug is this?

http://elatedesign.net/images/portlbbbig.jpg

Looks like a DVD case for LITTLE BEACH BUMS:JOURNEY TO LA CIUDAD.

Barry M
08-26-2011, 01:38 PM
Damn those MOD discs.

Roderick
08-26-2011, 02:11 PM
Damn those MOD discs.

I thought their first album was pretty good.

Toyboy
08-26-2011, 02:45 PM
I thought their first album was pretty good.

But wasn't it all just SOD rejects?

Roderick
08-26-2011, 02:59 PM
But wasn't it all just SOD rejects?

I thought they were "rejected" because the band didn't want to keep going, not because the band thought they sucked. Either way it's not nearly as good a record as the first SOD.

Paul Casey
08-26-2011, 03:57 PM
Don't talk to me, talk to Nick, talk to Nick

Toyboy
08-26-2011, 05:56 PM
Ian - did you Google "Beach Bums" to see if that was a real movie, and then find that cover?

Tell the truth.

Barry M
08-26-2011, 08:11 PM
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/klaurynh/LBB1DVDCOVER.jpg

Ian Jane
08-27-2011, 09:12 AM
Ian - did you Google "Beach Bums" to see if that was a real movie, and then find that cover?

Tell the truth.

Absolutely I did.

Ian Jane
08-31-2011, 08:49 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51td7TmiOTL.jpg

Ian Jane
09-02-2011, 09:06 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51r9zJKrjyL.jpg

Ian Jane
09-02-2011, 09:06 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Irqz3I5EL.jpg

Ian Jane
09-08-2011, 12:53 PM
Fuck you, Zoot Sims. I hate your name.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51TylwhZkUL.jpg

Toyboy
09-08-2011, 01:27 PM
Man, you really hate the jazz. I remember you got into my car in Boulder and a Sonny Rollins song came up on the iPod and you started punching me in the ear.

Ian Jane
09-08-2011, 01:36 PM
That was during the height of my obsession with Manowar, and you were trying to control my goddamn life.

Ian Jane
09-08-2011, 05:12 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51k51k6bkXL.jpg

Paul Casey
09-08-2011, 06:50 PM
I wonder what if the ellipsis replaced "at sucking more than any other movie."

Ian Jane
09-09-2011, 09:12 AM
I dunno but holy shit, look at those giant bats circling the Empire State Building.

NYC is in serious trouble.

Paul Casey
09-09-2011, 09:33 AM
I dunno but holy shit, look at those giant bats circling the Empire State Building.

NYC is in serious trouble.

You'll be pretty bug free, though.

Ian Jane
09-09-2011, 09:48 AM
Yeah, but think about all the bat plop that'll be on the streets and sidewalks. Maybe the zombies will clean it up.

Paul Casey
09-09-2011, 10:47 AM
Yeah, but think about all the bat plop that'll be on the streets and sidewalks. Maybe the zombies will clean it up.

The guano will help fertilize the city's greenery. You can grow your own garden so you don't have to go out into the wild to get groceries.

Ian Jane
09-09-2011, 11:03 AM
I don't want this.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FlE70sC5L.jpg

The Silly Swede
09-10-2011, 07:38 AM
2036

This is the B-Ray I want least of all in the entire world. But since I am generous I bought Tolch 10 copies which is on its way to him right now.

Ian Jane
09-10-2011, 09:00 AM
How you can you resist it? It's a ton of fun and full of heart. You heartless Swede!

The Silly Swede
09-10-2011, 03:01 PM
Why, I am a heterosexual male. Therefore I can resist it. Had I been a 13 year old girl it might have been my most cherished posession.

Ian Jane
09-19-2011, 12:04 PM
I will pass on this.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51I1pP5IjxL.jpg

Paul Casey
09-19-2011, 12:35 PM
I will pass on this.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51I1pP5IjxL.jpg

Is that Amy Grant and John Tesh?

Ian Jane
09-19-2011, 01:00 PM
Sadly no. It's that dude from Smallville and some chick I don't know.

Todd Jordan
09-19-2011, 01:36 PM
Paul, what do you care about the young people? That's Great-GILF Doris Roberts all up in there.

Ian Jane
09-19-2011, 03:24 PM
For Paul.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513Xh5RtsPL.jpg

Paul Casey
09-19-2011, 04:01 PM
I'd let Amy Grant worship my false idol.

Todd Jordan
09-19-2011, 04:23 PM
...but you'd settle for Doris Roberts.

Paul Casey
09-19-2011, 07:23 PM
Probably.

Ian Jane
09-21-2011, 08:54 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51l6DQi6oXL.jpg

Todd Jordan
09-21-2011, 09:26 PM
Which two figurines did you get?

Paul Casey
09-22-2011, 08:07 AM
Probably the two they show.

Todd Jordan
09-22-2011, 08:48 AM
There should be four different. That's shitty marketing.

Paul Casey
09-22-2011, 09:05 AM
Pipsqueak and Num Nums are the big draws, I guess.

Ian Jane
10-05-2011, 10:31 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51gfSo5Q7oL.jpg

Barry M
10-05-2011, 10:40 AM
Good call. I'm holding out for the unrated edition. It's unlimited.

Clive Smith
10-05-2011, 12:15 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51gfSo5Q7oL.jpg

Turns out Sam Sarpong was in CARMEN: THE HIP HOPERA. Maybe I need to see this after all.

Newt Cox
10-06-2011, 03:48 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51gfSo5Q7oL.jpg

Maybe Eddie is at church praying for another successfull tv series with Urkel.

Robin Bougie
10-06-2011, 08:59 AM
This is a Christian romantic comedy created to convince people who are not married to practice abstinance:

DO NOT WANT

2237

Robin Bougie
10-06-2011, 09:00 AM
This is a Christian "action movie" about puppets in the old west who love Jesus.

DO NOT WANT

2238

Barry M
10-06-2011, 09:09 AM
This is a Christian romantic comedy created to convince people who are not married to practice abstinance:

DO NOT WANT

2237

Nice, the way the cover echoes The Vatican Sex Manual (http://p2.xhamster.com/000/008/023/292_1000.jpg).

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lqtgb7RDweI/RxSppPJc7oI/AAAAAAAAA5I/k5osW6koyqc/s400/VATICAN10.jpg

Ian Jane
10-06-2011, 09:34 AM
I kinda do want the puppet movie.

Paul Casey
10-06-2011, 09:45 AM
I kinda do want the puppet movie.

Me too.

Robin Bougie
10-07-2011, 04:44 AM
haha goddamn it, me too :blush:

Todd Jordan
10-07-2011, 08:47 AM
It has a vocal solo by none other than Gordon Greer. How can you NOT want it?

Robin Bougie
10-07-2011, 08:52 AM
I want to see Mr. Button Family Video win an oscar, just so I can see who goes up to get the award.

I mean, will it just be Mr. Button, or his whole button family?

Paul Casey
10-07-2011, 08:58 AM
"Overall I was not impressed at all with this film. Ambushed, had a christian base, but some foolish little puppets added to it that does not leave much for older children and adults. In Search Of Dudley Dumpling, was pretty bad. The acting was hideous(in both movies), and the script was poorly written. In the show, there is a little puppet boy named Dudley, who gets saved and tells everybody about Jesus. That part was christian-like, but the other characters, I just can't leave out. They act foolish and giddy, driving around in a car and hitting eachother with bags. Kids 3-5 maybe could get a little enjoyment out of this film, but my two little brothers, 5 and 7 sometimes cry when I turn this movie on. I do not recommend."

Ian Jane
10-07-2011, 09:05 AM
"They act foolish and giddy, driving around in a car and hitting eachother with bags.

Haha, I don't know why but that made me laugh so hard I shot coffee out of my nose.

Paul Casey
10-07-2011, 09:36 AM
Haha, I don't know why but that made me laugh so hard I shot coffee out of my nose.

haha Yeah, that's why I copied it over. You can get all six of Mr Button's Family Videos for $21.92. I might have to do that.

http://www.mrbuttonfamilyvideo.com/

Ian Jane
10-12-2011, 04:06 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51w5Z414paL.jpg

Ian Jane
10-12-2011, 04:06 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513Ks6qgwlL.jpg

The Silly Swede
10-12-2011, 05:05 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51w5Z414paL.jpg

I feel this film might be out of plade in a threat like this. Any film with Helena Bonham Carter is worth seeing. Even if it is about bread.

Ian Jane
10-13-2011, 09:03 AM
So you're saying you find it thoroughly irresistable? High fives all around for a rare case of truth in advertising.

Todd Jordan
10-13-2011, 12:58 PM
Did he fuck her through that piece of toast? If so, I'll watch it.

The Silly Swede
10-13-2011, 01:24 PM
I actually held the cover in my hand once, but didn't rent it. So no, it wasn't irresistable. But it still might be an all right film. Perhaps todd can buy it and then review it for us.

Kevin Coed
10-13-2011, 02:13 PM
Did he fuck her through that piece of toast? If so, I'll watch it.

Unlikely. He's homosexual.

Ian Jane
10-13-2011, 02:54 PM
Perhaps todd can buy it and then review it for us.

THIS is a great idea.

Todd Jordan
10-13-2011, 03:55 PM
Ugh...I refuse to buy it.

Barry M
10-13-2011, 04:27 PM
Maybe you'd like it better if you thought of it as Helena Bonham Carter in THE SOGGY BISCUIT.

Roderick
10-13-2011, 05:51 PM
SOGGY BISCUIT

That's the one were Spider-Man plays the jock strap, right?

Ian Jane
10-14-2011, 11:43 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51u2e%2BEjw3L.jpg

Barry M
10-14-2011, 11:50 AM
Ione Skye. Just sayin'.

Toyboy
10-14-2011, 01:57 PM
BazRock's down with the Ione
Listen to the shit 'cuz both of them is boney
wanna do it like they's Chachi an' Joaney
Yeah, 'cuz she's the cheese an' Baz is macaroni

Barry M
10-14-2011, 02:33 PM
I yam what i macaroni.

Barry M
10-14-2011, 03:10 PM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/95/Ione_Skye.JPG

Yay! Ione's onboard for the big-scream RABBIT'S MOON remake!

Paul Casey
10-14-2011, 04:59 PM
I liked her better as Fairuza Deschanel.

Ian Jane
10-14-2011, 05:02 PM
Is she wearing a clown suit in that picture?

Barry M
10-14-2011, 05:20 PM
Maybe she's a big Bowie fan. Scary Monsters was a pretty great album.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2441466639_cdb7776d4b.jpg

Paul Casey
10-14-2011, 09:31 PM
"Den I says, "What'm I gonna do widda brown zucchini?"

Ian Jane
10-18-2011, 04:35 PM
Sorry Todd.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91h6GXGBbGL._AA1500_.jpg

Barry M
10-18-2011, 05:01 PM
I'm sensing a trend. What christmassy movies do you like, Ian? I forgot to go see RARE EXPORTS. I bet it's not as scary as BABES IN TOYLAND, though.

Ian Jane
10-18-2011, 05:13 PM
I like Black Christmas, Christmas Vacation, and the animated How The Grinch Stole Christmas. I also like the Charlie Brown Christmas special with the sad little tree, the Run DMC Christmas In Hollis video (made Alison and the kid watch it last year before anyone could open presents).

Barry M
10-18-2011, 05:53 PM
You're rushing the season. It's hardly even halloween yet. Sheesh.

Good choices. Christmas Vacation is the cure for suicide most years at our house.

Todd Jordan
10-18-2011, 07:05 PM
What is up with that border collie's face??

Toyboy
10-18-2011, 07:57 PM
What is up with that border collie's face??

That yellow lab looks demented and cross eyed when you zoom in on it..

Barry M
10-19-2011, 08:28 AM
We're using dog come-faces to sell DVDs? It's truly the end of DVDs as a mass medium.

"Miracles come in many sizes."

Ian Jane
10-19-2011, 10:40 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FJKP1f5FL.jpg

Todd Jordan
10-19-2011, 11:01 AM
If you get that one, don't send it to me. I have enough to review.

Paul Casey
10-19-2011, 11:09 AM
If you get that one, don't send it to me. I have enough to review.

Ol' reverse psychology Toidd...

Todd Jordan
10-19-2011, 01:03 PM
You always cut to my core, Pailie.

Ian Jane
10-19-2011, 02:09 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519wPBwLV2L.jpg

Todd Jordan
10-19-2011, 04:13 PM
How in the FUCK can those people not be embarassed to be in that shit?

It looks like a bi-sexual comedy. Send it to Pail.

Robin Bougie
10-20-2011, 05:29 AM
They should rename that: "Two of us have cocks in our butts"

Newt Cox
10-20-2011, 07:15 PM
They should rename that: "Two of us have cocks in our butts"

Thanks brah I just sprayed water all over my desk.

Robin Bougie
10-21-2011, 11:25 AM
Spit-take: DON'T LET IT HAPPEN TO YOU.

Paul Casey
10-21-2011, 11:29 AM
Weird...I assumed enema blowout.

Todd Jordan
10-21-2011, 12:34 PM
Weird...I assumed enema blowout.

HA HA HA!!!! That made me LOL. TYF LOL

Robin Bougie
10-22-2011, 02:47 AM
Paul Casey: king of the enema joke.

His throne is made of ass-flesh.

Ian Jane
10-26-2011, 03:51 PM
NOT.

INTERESTED.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518ABV1s8OL.jpg

The Silly Swede
10-26-2011, 05:36 PM
I like the "From the studio that brought you...." advert. I feel they should just do "From Hollywood. The place that brought you X and X" with the Xes being the two biggest hits in the genre needed.

Ian Jane
10-26-2011, 05:59 PM
I wanna punch the fuckers on the front cover in their fucking faces.

The Silly Swede
10-26-2011, 06:01 PM
I wanna punch the fuckers on the front cover in their fucking faces.

DO IT! Find em and just do it!

Ian Jane
10-29-2011, 11:15 AM
Todd's probably all over this one but not me.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Q1pHduJpL.jpg

Ian Jane
10-29-2011, 11:16 AM
Is this like Cool Runnings with cars?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OTh0MF1eL.jpg

Ian Jane
10-29-2011, 11:23 AM
For Barry.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/514pD0jkFLL.jpg

Paul Casey
10-29-2011, 12:01 PM
Is this like Cool Runnings with cars?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OTh0MF1eL.jpg

2 High 2 Race

Roderick
10-29-2011, 12:22 PM
Is this like Cool Runnings with cars?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OTh0MF1eL.jpg

The second one is better. Rock Steady: Tokyo Spliff

Ian Jane
10-31-2011, 03:48 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51JeVWQNbYL.jpg

Paul Casey
10-31-2011, 04:21 PM
Those aren't the internet stories I'm interested in.

WHERE'S GOATSE?

The Silly Swede
10-31-2011, 05:12 PM
Goatse.cx - The true Hallmark story. I can see it happening. They should get Tom Selleck for the role.

Mark Tolch
10-31-2011, 07:19 PM
Todd's probably all over this one but not me.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Q1pHduJpL.jpg


I guess if the dog was fighting for the south, Louis Gossett Jr would have turned down narrating.

Ian Jane
11-02-2011, 01:27 PM
I think I will probably pass on this one.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51rqhj1yFuL.jpg

Paul Casey
11-02-2011, 01:39 PM
You sure that's not "Ricky Gervais Is A Wolman!"?

Ian Jane
11-02-2011, 01:51 PM
Ricky Gervais Is A Wolman!

Only in Maine.

Paul Casey
11-02-2011, 03:06 PM
D'oh!

Todd Jordan
11-02-2011, 04:42 PM
You sure that's not "Ricky Gervais Is A Wolman!"?

HAHA you asshole.

Fuck Ian. Maine is light years better than the states below it.

Paul Casey
11-02-2011, 04:58 PM
HAHA you asshole.

I've read far too many of Todd's posts in my time. I've caught it! Ahhhhhhh!

Todd Jordan
11-02-2011, 05:07 PM
Good. You have Toaids.

Paul Casey
11-02-2011, 07:13 PM
Good. You have Toaids.

Well, at least I'll finally be able to grow facial hair.

Todd Jordan
11-02-2011, 07:41 PM
...awesome facial hair, you mean.

Ian Jane
11-03-2011, 01:01 PM
Even Brian Dennehy won't get me to watch this.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51bKX%2BNc5PL.jpg

Toyboy
11-03-2011, 08:04 PM
Fred Dalton with Thompson - One of the best ventriloquist acts of the 70's. Used to crack me up when they'd be on Carson and do the rude butler routine.

Paul Casey
11-03-2011, 08:45 PM
Fred Dalton with Thompson - One of the best ventriloquist acts of the 70's. Used to crack me up when they'd be on Carson and do the rude butler routine.

There were points when you didn't know who was controlling whom. Classic.

Barry M
11-03-2011, 08:49 PM
Not to mention the sweet southern rock of Brian and Dennehy. I forget which, but one of 'em taught Kelsey Grammer how to play the slidewhistle.

Barry M
11-03-2011, 08:52 PM
Reason: Where -> when

Paul Casey, Master of Space-Time.

Paul Casey
11-03-2011, 09:00 PM
Paul Casey, Master of Space-Time.

'Bout time I got my due.

Ian Jane
11-04-2011, 09:00 AM
Todd's probably gonna have to review this.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511inCKC7FL.jpg

Paul Casey
11-04-2011, 09:11 AM
Is Leaky Robert like Cokie Roberts?

Todd Jordan
11-04-2011, 09:49 AM
Todd's probably gonna have to review this.

aw COME ON....

Mark Tolch
11-04-2011, 11:38 AM
aw COME ON....

I ended up watching LA ZOMBIE from Strand, so fuckin deal with it, dude.

Ian Jane
11-04-2011, 11:42 AM
But you bailed on the review. Todd is more hardcore than you.

Ian Jane
11-04-2011, 01:07 PM
I like ghosts, and I like cats. I don't like Ellen Page so much though. She cancels out the two positives in this one for me.

http://www.keenzo.com/pimg/Image/Products/300/X14AB_4091188.jpg

Todd Jordan
11-04-2011, 03:33 PM
But you bailed on the review. Todd is more hardcore than you.

Or I'm just dumb and afraid to say no.

Mark Tolch
11-05-2011, 01:23 PM
Or I'm just dumb and afraid to say no.


I didn't actually say "No". I said "oh, you fucking PRICK, you did this on purpose.".

Ian Jane
11-05-2011, 01:55 PM
But I didn't. I wish I could say I did, because it would have been funny. I thought it was just a low budget horror movie.

Toyboy
11-07-2011, 10:19 AM
I passed on reviewing 100 TEARS after swearing I'd write it up. Ian fired me from my non-existent reviewer position because of that.

Ian Jane
11-07-2011, 10:34 AM
Dude, that movie looked like it would contain so much sheer terror, it's probably best you didn't. You'd never sleep again.

Toyboy
11-07-2011, 10:37 AM
I watched it, but it was so mediocre I couldn't come up with anything to say about it. I had hoped it was gonna be insane or really bad, but it was just okay. Maybe the meat cleaver should have been 2-4 inches larger.

Todd Jordan
11-07-2011, 11:44 AM
Mediocre is the worst. I get a lot of those. Never much to say about them.

Ian Jane
11-08-2011, 11:14 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515G9V11WZL.jpg

Ian Jane
11-08-2011, 11:15 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Po6fz0yvL.jpg

Paul Casey
11-08-2011, 01:22 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515G9V11WZL.jpg

While I still think Morgan Fairchild is totally load worthy, she looks like an old Paris Hilton in this pic. So...will I think old Paris Hilton is hot? Time will tell.

Ian Jane
11-08-2011, 01:26 PM
I like her better in Old Navy commercials, personally.

Ian Jane
11-10-2011, 04:14 PM
Sorry Toidd.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61tu%2BMYWwBL.jpg

Todd Jordan
11-10-2011, 04:38 PM
I wouldn't watch that either. I hate talking animal movies unless they give them something chewy to make the mouths move and then dub the voices. No one does that anymore. Certainly not the cunts at Diksney anyway.

Ian Jane
11-10-2011, 04:59 PM
That dog in the top right corner has a Fez.

Barry M
11-10-2011, 05:09 PM
Does the camel have a toe?

Paul Casey
11-10-2011, 05:20 PM
SCARY BUDDIES is too scary for kids. Well, that's what I read, anyway.

Todd Jordan
11-10-2011, 06:51 PM
Monsters, Inc. should have been scary. Wasn't. Made monsters look like sissy asses. Disney could make a title like Attack of the Midget Vagina Sludge into a feel good kid movie, instead of the awesomeness such a title could deliver.

I've been getting better with my spell checking skills. I have said "moive" instead of "movie" but caught that shit. Imagine the jocularity that would have led to.

Toyboy
11-10-2011, 10:01 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a376/matthewallison/When_Do_We_Eat_DVD_Contest_Poster-1.jpghttp://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i88/solarjinx/movie%20pics/movieposter.jpg

Toyboy
11-10-2011, 10:10 PM
http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww6/ghosthacker32/whos_your_monkey.jpg

Clive Smith
11-11-2011, 06:57 AM
Same monkey. The same. *



* Treasure Buddies

Ian Jane
11-11-2011, 09:31 AM
Monkey conspiracy!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517NmJ1ckML.jpg

This looks like one that Todd would enjoy, but it's probably not my thing.

Jimmy Simard
11-12-2011, 05:22 AM
He is the killer in Man Bites Dog :up:

But I doubt highly it is as fun to watch :funny:

The Silly Swede
11-12-2011, 09:03 AM
Benoit Poelvoorde is actually funny as hell. Watch Le Boulet with him. Great french action comedy!

Barry M
11-12-2011, 09:52 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Slapherfrench.jpg

Ian Jane
11-12-2011, 10:46 AM
Kinky!

Todd Jordan
11-12-2011, 08:02 PM
That monkey with a throwing star....that could have potential if it was done right, which it undoubtedly wasn't.

Ian Jane
11-15-2011, 09:58 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5192GijksxL.jpg

Todd Jordan
11-15-2011, 10:56 AM
Oh come on...how can you not want to watch a touching story with ultra-sensitive Fiftee Cent in the lead? Rapper + actor = Raptor.

The Silly Swede
11-15-2011, 11:14 AM
50 cent might actually be the worst of the shitty raptors. His acting is really cringeworthy. Makes Ice-T and Ice Cube look like Proper actors.

Terry C
11-15-2011, 08:24 PM
2407

The Silly Swede
11-16-2011, 09:04 AM
Um...... isnt his penis very much cut as opposed to uncut?

Barry M
11-16-2011, 09:22 AM
Really makes you think, don't it? Like all the best porn.

Ian Jane
11-17-2011, 10:47 AM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513dV6XxSqL.jpg

Todd Jordan
11-17-2011, 11:12 AM
Ted Lange...didn't he play Isaac on The Love Boat?

Jimmy Simard
11-17-2011, 09:19 PM
Yes

Ian Jane
11-21-2011, 04:14 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51X-W8ljLyL.jpg