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MetalZ
08-06-2011, 07:10 PM
Hey guys!

Anyone seen this? Was it funny? Kinda hot?

Alison Jane
08-06-2011, 08:25 PM
I've seen the Simpsons parody!

Todd Jordan
08-06-2011, 09:07 PM
Which was stupid.

Ian Jane
08-07-2011, 09:43 AM
Is this the one you're talking about?

1741

You can watch the trailer here (link nsfw):
http://theater.aebn.net/dispatcher/movieDetail?movieId=3702&theaterId=62991

And yeah, the Simpsons one wasn't very good but Andy San Dimas was good as Marge.

MetalZ
08-12-2011, 09:24 PM
That's the one Ian!

A Simpsons porn... there really IS a fetish for everything... I think I'll skip this one... :haha:

Ian Jane
08-13-2011, 09:41 AM
Yellow's not your color?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_levqx4Nuoe1qabmr6o1_500.jpg

Robin Bougie
09-14-2011, 01:45 PM
I think I'd like a tall freshly squeezed glass of Beaver Juice.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3332/3447244560_da6497a5d7_o.jpg

Alex K.
09-14-2011, 04:24 PM
(Looks at thread title)


Noooooo, they did not make a porno based on. Jesus christ what's next? A Goonies porno? Monstersquad porno?

Todd Jordan
09-14-2011, 05:10 PM
Whatever they think people will buy is what's next.

Ian Jane
09-14-2011, 07:26 PM
I'm gonna have my name legally changed to Biff Malibu.

Todd Jordan
09-14-2011, 10:23 PM
You can then be mistaken for a member of Gluecifer.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gluecifer

Alex K.
09-15-2011, 08:21 PM
Whatever they think people will buy is what's next.\

I'm not so much surprised that this was made but by how desperate Porn Producers seem to be getting. They gotta' be aiming this title at the 'gag gift' market. You know, when Alyss needs to buy Ian a birthday present she'll know what to get him :D .

Ian Jane
09-16-2011, 09:13 AM
I'm not so much surprised that this was made but by how desperate Porn Producers seem to be getting. They gotta' be aiming this title at the 'gag gift' market. You know, when Alyss needs to buy Ian a birthday present she'll know what to get him :D .

I did get the Alpha France Waterpower/Femmes De Sade double feature for father's day a few years back.

Robin Bougie
09-17-2011, 05:05 AM
I found evidence tonight while looking through an old 1987 AVN guide of a long out of print rarity that I'd never heard of -- an XXX spoof of WEIRD SCIENCE:

http://i.imgur.com/4ipXl.jpg

According to their review, it's a somewhat faithful adaptation, with two "nerd" girls in the Anthony Michael Hall and Ilan Mitchell-Smith roles. They try to invent a horned-up hunky stud with their computer instead of Kelly Lebrock, but something goes wrong with the program and instead Tracey Adams appears -- promptly introducing them to lesbianism. According to the review, eventually Tracey gets bored with the nerdgirls, and creates the aforementioned stud for herself. Thus, the cover art.

Robin Bougie
09-17-2011, 06:24 AM
Also found this:

http://i.imgur.com/csKAi.jpg

A porn version of ACTION JACKSON. Man, they really did do a porn version of pretty much *EVERYTHING*.

Ian Jane
09-17-2011, 09:38 AM
And people act like the porn remake is a new trend. It's been going pretty strong since at least the 70s!

Robin Bougie
09-17-2011, 09:57 AM
And people act like the porn remake is a new trend.

They are fools!

Todd Jordan
09-17-2011, 10:46 AM
I want that Weird Fantasy movie. I want it now.

Robin Bougie
02-23-2014, 12:36 PM
Still have never found a copy of BEAVERJUICE, SATISFACTION JACKSON, or WEIRD FANTASY. Dammit!

Did, however, did a copy of a VIDEODROME-inspired porno called VIDEOBONE (1986). I would say that it was for Cronenberg completists only. Not remotely faithful to the original, sadly.

Thomas Wood
02-23-2014, 07:50 PM
Still have never found a copy of BEAVERJUICE, SATISFACTION JACKSON, or WEIRD FANTASY. Dammit!

Did, however, did a copy of a VIDEODROME-inspired porno called VIDEOBONE (1986). I would say that it was for Cronenberg completists only. Not remotely faithful to the original, sadly.

SATISFACTION JACKSON is available at the Vintage Erotica Forum, links seem to be still working.

sukebanboy
02-23-2014, 09:41 PM
If SATISFACTION JACKSON is even REMOTELY as good as it SHOULD be I will be watching it very soon...Unfortunately, I presume it will NOT even remotely live up to its awesome intentions...

Robin Bougie
02-24-2014, 09:11 AM
haha yeah. They very rarely did back then. I think I've mentioned this in Cinema Sewer, but the porn spoof is one of the very few aspects of modern porn that crushes the vintage stuff. There is so much more effort (not always, but far more often) put into making the newer spoofs into actual spoofs. Often in the 1980s and 90s, they just did a sexy pun on the title, and that was as far as the connection went. Pretty lame.

sukebanboy
02-24-2014, 09:40 AM
haha yeah. They very rarely did back then. I think I've mentioned this in Cinema Sewer, but the porn spoof is one of the very few aspects of modern porn that crushes the vintage stuff. There is so much more effort (not always, but far more often) put into making the newer spoofs into actual spoofs. Often in the 1980s and 90s, they just did a sexy pun on the title, and that was as far as the connection went. Pretty lame.

Yeah, I always thought it was a shame to miss those golden opportunities of actually making a XXX version of them....stuff like ACTION JACKSON or AMERICAN NINJA etc would have made AWESOME XXX versions!..( I am OF COURSE, drawing the line at the ET porn that WAS actually made....that should NEVER have been done....for obvious reasons!!!)

Robin Bougie
02-24-2014, 12:12 PM
SATISFACTION JACKSON is available at the Vintage Erotica Forum, links seem to be still working.

Nope, that's not the full movie. It's just a 14 minute scene. Although you mentioning that made me search again, and I found that someone has uploaded the movie in full to XVIDEOS! Hot dog! (Even though I'm pretty sure it's gonna suck)

http://www.xvideos.com/video3045405/satisfaction_jackson_1988_full_movie

EDIT:

Ok, I'm about 40 min in. The bad news is that you can just go ahead and skip ahead to the 16 min mark, because no plot at all happens until then. The good news is that Jack Baker, who I have long felt is the most underrated humorist in 1980s porn, has a role as "Wilber"! He's awesome! You guys might know him better from THE KROFFT SUPERSHOW and the star of WONDERBUG in the 1970s.

http://i.imgur.com/vNGiVjx.jpg

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0047323/reference

Ashbee
02-24-2014, 01:07 PM
And people act like the porn remake is a new trend. It's been going pretty strong since at least the 70s!

Try the sixteenth century!

Thomas Wood
02-24-2014, 08:11 PM
Nope, that's not the full movie. It's just a 14 minute scene. Although you mentioning that made me search again, and I found that someone has uploaded the movie in full to XVIDEOS! Hot dog! (Even though I'm pretty sure it's gonna suck)



Robin, since you found it, it really doesn't matter but are you searching VEF correctly? It's the full version.

http://vintage-erotica-forum.com/showthread.php?t=143506&highlight=satisfaction