View Full Version : What was the first hard X movie you saw?

Todd Jordan
11-17-2011, 07:18 PM
Mascara (1984) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0196741/)

Lisa DeLeeuw was my introduction to the wonders of porno movies. I'll bet almost everyone's first porn had Ron Jeremy in it. This one did. It was at a house where I babysat and I would watch it whenever I could.

I named the thread in a way that will let me read it at work. We have a filter that won't let me read the Weird Search Queries thread.

The Silly Swede
11-17-2011, 07:20 PM
The Grafenberg spot. 80s porn with Traci Lords and John Holmes. I propbably saw some before that, but this one is the first I actually remember seeing.

Barry M
11-17-2011, 07:58 PM
Insatiable or maybe Pussy Talk (not sure which I saw first) on Yonge Street in 83 or 84. Pretty sure that Ontario only had just Xes cut to Rs then.

Also saw Agent of H.E.A.T. at the Metro, but that was never X.

First VHS rentals weren't til the 90s. Some Marc Dorcel stuff, including Le Parfum de Mathilde. I thought if it was in French I'd be immune.

I never was much of a hound. Gimme a book.

Todd Jordan
11-17-2011, 08:07 PM
How old are you Baz?

Barry M
11-17-2011, 08:21 PM

Paul Casey
11-17-2011, 08:42 PM

Wanna come over tonight?

Paul Casey
11-17-2011, 08:42 PM
I can't remember the first, but the first title I remember is Poltergash.

Alison Jane
11-17-2011, 09:12 PM
Blood For Dracula.

Ian Jane
11-17-2011, 09:14 PM
Deep Throat. A kid at school had a worn out VHS copy of it, and made even more worn out VHS copies for his friends and handed them out to people at school free of charge. He was later nicknamed The Porno King because he had this habit of taking the blank VHS tapes you would give him and turning them into dirty, dirty gold.

I will always remember watching Deep Throat for the first time, the whole 'making magic bubbles' thing and being conflicted - it was hard to get it on with yourself when Harry Reems was so damn funny, but man did that mediocre looking chick have some serious sword swallowin skills!

Robin Bougie
11-18-2011, 01:39 AM
As mentioned in another thread, THE INITIATION OF CYNTHIA (1985) starring John Leslie, Jerry Butler, Colleen Brennan, George Payne, and Amber Lynn. Not unsurprisingly, that billing is in my mind as the perfect 80s XXX cast, with only Jamie Gillis, Ginger Lynn, and Traci Lords conspicuously absent.

It belonged to my older brother, and he accidentally left it in his VCR during summer vacation. He was at work every week day, and would sneak into his room and watch it over and over and over and over. When I bought the tape again 20 years later, I was pleasantly surprised to find that I had most of the dialog burned into my memory, and could recite it verbatim out loud as I watched it.

Alison Jane
11-18-2011, 07:33 AM
...it was hard to get it on with yourself...


So apparently the intent of this thread is first XXX...

In that case, the first one I saw was Talk Dirty to Me. Still a favorite.

Todd Jordan
11-18-2011, 08:04 AM
I thought the intent was clear enough. What did you think "hard X" meant?

Dom D
11-18-2011, 08:13 AM
Probably it was Emmanuelle in America. 'twas a baptism of fire...

Alison Jane
11-18-2011, 04:59 PM
I thought the intent was clear enough. What did you think "hard X" meant?

An X movie that was rated as such for sex. There are X movies that are not rated that based on sex. Which is what I thought you meant. Obviously. Thus why this last guy picked Emanuelle in America. Not XXX either. Not just me then, huh.

The Silly Swede
11-18-2011, 05:08 PM
Alison, I didn't think you women ever admitted to watching porn. How come you are so well educated in the subject of X-rated films? Is it that pervert Ian?

Todd Jordan
11-18-2011, 05:12 PM
An X movie that was rated as such for sex. There are X movies that are not rated that based on sex. Which is what I thought you meant. Obviously. Thus why this last guy picked Emanuelle in America. Not XXX either. Not just me then, huh.

No you're both numbnuts then. Well, not Dom. Just you. Would you rather I titled it "What was the first movie you saw that showed sexual organs messing together in an orgasmic frenzy?" Ask your man to change it.

Dom D
11-18-2011, 05:39 PM
Emmanuelle In America isn't XXX? I've clearly been living a horribly sheltered exsistence.

Alison Jane
11-18-2011, 06:23 PM
It's probably unrated.

SJ... I'm not that educated when it comes to XXX. I mostly prefer the softcore Euro stuff, I can handle it if it delves into hardcore but I don't prefer it. I watched this stuff before I knew Ian.

Dom D
11-18-2011, 07:35 PM
It's probably unrated.

Well technically there's no such thing as a triple XXX rating so most of these films are unrated. EIA does have hard core sex and one very happy horse so I think it makes the grade.

Newt Cox
11-20-2011, 02:55 AM
Sweat starring Jerry Butler,Amber Lynn,Nina Hartley,Jamie Gillis and Buffy Davis

and on the same tape was

One Night in bangkok

Paul Casey
11-20-2011, 01:21 PM
Buffy Davis

Lucky boy. I saw her in a mag (DDOUBLES, though now that I think about it, the first D may have been for effect) as a kid, but didn't see her in action til I was in college.

Thomas Wood
11-20-2011, 10:29 PM
CAFE FLESH, maybe not the most erotic film to start with but certainly one of the most interesting.

Andrew P
01-09-2012, 09:20 PM
Doctor Lust


Newt Cox
01-13-2012, 09:01 AM
Lucky boy. I saw her in a mag (DDOUBLES, though now that I think about it, the first D may have been for effect) as a kid, but didn't see her in action til I was in college.

Buffy was also in the third porn flick I saw . "Taste Like Candy" with Candie Evans.

09-23-2013, 02:40 AM
"High School Fantasies" [1974: USA{LA}. Prod.: Richard Aldrich. Dir.: James Bryan. Run Time: 70']
Featuring: René Bond, Nicole Riddell, April Grant, Cindy Taylor, Lucille Bragg, Maggie Best
Larry Barnhouse, Ric Lutz, Tony Mazziotti, Leo Lyons, Steve Harrod, Fred Lorenzo
Can you remember back to the first explicit movie you saw in a theater or at a drive-in? I bet it was a life-changing episode. I would love to hear the details. This one is mine. I did not see this movie until a summer Sunday afternoon in 1975 [on a CTA SuperTransfer] at the Monroe Theater downtown. The Monroe had been a “Soft-X” house. I wasn't ready for this. Or rather, only one intimate part of my body was seemingly ready for this.
The story of this film is textbook. Larry Barnhouse (Freddy) is the teenage nerd who just cannot get over with the girls. Meanwhile, his buddies, including Ric Lutz & Tony Mazziotti, are trying to help him. But their style of help mostly involves taking Freddy's money, and selling him some hope. R. Lutz & T. Mazziotti are able to score, and we view that. There is only one external climax in this entire movie! It is an astounding one, however. It warped me for life. I want a climax like this in every movie I view.
One time, R. Lutz & T. Mazziotti convince Freddy that all he needs is the concoction of “Spanish Fly” which they have located. (We see them make it up.) Somehow or another, they actually succeeded. Freddy's pick-up style does not change, but when the girls have a taste of some soda spiked with the concoction, they are overcome with lust. R. Lutz & T. Mazziotti, sensing they may get rich selling this, try to duplicate the formula, but they utterly fail. You will chuckle, you will grimace, and you may even cry when Freddy finally scores with René Bond, his dream girl.
People whose opinions I respect have referred to this movie as basically autobiographical, and one named it "the best sex film ever made". I wish you could hear the soundtrack on this movie. A sound-alike band manages to wangle in just-different-enough versions of thirty rock & roll songs of the late 1950s. It looks to me like a real high school was used. Someone would be fired and | or arrested if that happened today.

Gav M
09-23-2013, 03:40 AM
I'd seen a few anonymous loops (probably Colour Climax) on an nth generation video round a friend's house in my mid-teens, but the first film i can actually recall was Ultra Flesh which definitely set me on a voyage of smut discovery.

09-23-2013, 04:53 PM
Gerard Damianos 'Fantasy'. My father had a much worn copy stashed away, but I knew where it was hidden. I still hold fond memories of it, still adore this movie and wish it would get a better release.

Paul L
09-23-2013, 05:21 PM
CICCIOLINA NUMBER ONE. A friend of a friend's father had a poor quality VHS copy stashed away. H/c was still outlawed in the UK at the time (obviously), not that this would pass the BBFC today anyway :biggrin:

First 'narrative' h/c film was Tinto Brass' CALIGULA.

John Bernhard
09-25-2013, 08:42 AM
SKIN TIGHT @ the Capitol Theater in beautiful Passiac NJ in 1984.
I was 24 and a late bloomer to these things ( and was terrified of the combat zone in boston where i lived ).

09-25-2013, 02:53 PM
I found my dad's stash and that was the first one I popped in the VCR.

Johnny Stickman
09-26-2013, 04:56 PM
I've come across soft smut here and there as a kid. My borhter had a PLayboy and tape full of sex stuff that I rummaged through as a young punk. The first hardcore something I had seen was nothing to brag about, Cum Sucking Sluts. Just a series of vignettes that had nothing memorable going on. The first old school porno I had seen was pieces of Deep Throat and the first one I watched completely was the live-action Tijuana Bible Sex in the Comics which was a blast. I'm still new to classic X-rated material.