View Full Version : The Uschi Digard Appreciation Thread

Todd Jordan
04-23-2012, 11:05 AM
My God, this woman's body is so fucking amazing. Well, it was. Not sure how it is now. I'm watching Uschi's Hollywood Adventure right now, which is awful, but she is in top form. I could watch her writhe around on a bed, feeling herself up, all fucking day. Never gets boring. I'd much rather watch that than her faking sex with some dude. Get him out of there. That's like drawing a moustache on the Mona Lisa.

I'll bet I could point her boobs out in a line-up. Go on challenge me.

Oh fuck...eat that hot dog Uschi!! Ooops...Lesbo scene coming. They're sharing a hot dog, and Uschi is watching the way this other chick is working it. Oh! Maid is going to join in. Oh see, Uschi bought a hotel with the money her dead husband left her, and her boyfirend is off to war in Vietnam. She bought the hotel because she is one of the few female vouyers out there, and she loves watching the guests screw.

Nope, the maid is going to have fake sex with some dopey guy whose room she is cleaning.

This movie stinks, other than the amazingness if that angel with the tan lines and incredible curves.

Ian Jane
04-23-2012, 03:15 PM
How much of the stuff she did with Nick Phillips have you seen? Some of those are super rad.

Todd Jordan
04-23-2012, 05:23 PM
I do not know...I usually only care that SHE'S in it.

Ian Miller
04-23-2012, 06:28 PM

Wouldn't Millard on blu be great? Bring on CRIMINALLY INSANE/SATAN'S BLACK WEDDING!!!

Todd Jordan
04-23-2012, 08:46 PM
Not sure I could handle an HD Peggy...yeah I could.

Newt Cox
04-24-2012, 06:29 AM
I think I have only seen two movies with Uschi.

Kentucky Fried movie and Ilsa Harem keeper of the Oil Sheiks.

Newt Cox
04-24-2012, 06:29 AM
I think I have only seen two movies with Uschi.

Kentucky Fried movie and Ilsa Harem keeper of the Oil Sheiks.

Todd Jordan
04-24-2012, 08:46 AM
Newt, you need to remedy that. Quickly.

Wait, how old are you? That could make a difference. I shows a pic of her to some guy in his early 20s and he said she was fat. I told him he was a fucking idiot, which he is. She's not some waifer think skank with fake everything. She's a REAL woman.

Newt Cox
04-25-2012, 01:05 AM
Newt, you need to remedy that. Quickly.

Wait, how old are you? That could make a difference. I shows a pic of her to some guy in his early 20s and he said she was fat. I told him he was a fucking idiot, which he is. She's not some waifer think skank with fake everything. She's a REAL woman.

I am in my mid to late 30s. And find Uschi to be somewhat attractive. I do like that she isn't what I call a "Stick woman" and that her breasts are real. Nothing more unattractive on a lady than breast implants.

Ian Jane
08-15-2012, 11:02 AM
Happy birthday, Uschi, wherever you are!


Ian Jane
02-12-2013, 10:13 AM
Has anyone seen Black Alley Cats? The description at SWV (http://www.somethingweird.com/cart.php?target=product&product_id=43501&category_id=324&utm_source=Copy+of+70%27s+Soft+X+Smut!+A-F&utm_campaign=70s+soft-x&utm_medium=email)'s site makes it sound rad:

"I tawt I taw a puddytat! I did! I did! I saw a whole bunch of puddytats and they’re beating the crap out of people! Yes, filmlovers, it’s rape and revenge, puddytat style, in this wild Sick-Shit classic!

An interracial bevy of beauties from Miss Emerson’s School for Girls -- wearing short skirts and schoolgirl-style collared shirts -- are raped at knifepoint by a gang of seedy, drunken bastards led by JOHN PAUL JONES. Of course, being nasty bitches to begin with, these gals don’t take their rape lying down. Noooooo... They "learn how to fight back" by taking karate lessons and target practice and purchasing leather jackets with a snarling pussycat logo on the back, and become The Black Alley Cats -- an ebony and ivory female vigilante group that robs from the rich and gives to the poor.

In between their Robin-Hood-from-Hell-like raids on suburban affluence, they also schedule a return engagement with John Paul and his rapist crew, beating the shit out of them with baseball bats and leaving them lying naked and bloody on Hollywood and Vine.

And when they’re not out bustin’ heads, they hang out at the School where their horny Headmistress practices "a hands-on" approach to education. A good deal of time is also spent in the steamy communal shower where lots of soapy beaver is happily on display.

But when one of the Cats is sexually abused by the kinky couple she babysits for (MARSHA JORDAN and NORMAN FIELD), her gang-sisters exact sexual revenge: they break in on a party Miss Jordan is having, take the money and jewelry from the upper-class snobs, then force USCHI DIGART and two other white chicks to have sex with the token black guy at the party: "You want to integrate? You’re gonna integrate!" These Cats have political claws in their sexual paws!

Of chief interest here is adorable SANDY DEMPSEY as one of the berserk Alley Cats. Watching Sandy launch karate kicks sans panties is one of the reasons God invented movies. Highly recommended. From the 35mm gang-bangin’ negative. Meow! (Or is it Me-Ouch?) -- Handsome Harry Archer "


Todd Jordan
02-12-2013, 12:20 PM
Not seen it, but that's on my list to order now, thank you. MArsha and Uschi? Count me in.

Jason C
02-13-2013, 12:09 AM
The Black Alley Cats (1973)

I enjoyed the hell out of this flick. It goes from one depraved setup to the next never pulling any punches and loaded with full nudity and a camera that is often where you want it. By the time its over dozens of chicks have been displayed fully nude. The attacks and sex are as explicit as they can be without showing penetration. The setups are always sleazy and sometimes disturbing while the payback is always amusing. The dialogue and acting are better than I expected.

Uschi has a brief none speaking role as one of three suburban house wives forced by the Black Alley Cats to strip then caress the “token” black guy at the party. NSFW Screenshot (https://lwg9qq.bn1.livefilestore.com/y1pQWagm-InoFrwH7G5C3Rl4b05yk6Xe_jHcVpaOz_W93n6pSgZIvT-4f5HDzuri8VtOtwI7eded3bccrRDzTKMVpTfwzmbPZCP/BlackAlleyCats-03-Uschi.jpgg)

The transfer is watchable but the ghosting and combing effects can get distracting. I want an upgrade.

NSFW Screenshot (https://lwg9qq.bn1.livefilestore.com/y1pHIBfDiPooabwC0oa3aGUBl8dGoh8D6WYVbVktcT3Up73Ll8 GSXtGsEGMXyvnkQTFr-S8g0uF7ei_B80t8Y4qf_w1FHgpGFx0/BlackAlleyCats-02.jpg)

Extras on the DVD-R
The Exotic Dreams of Casanova (1:22) (Trailer)
Wild, Free & Hungry (1:26) (Trailer)
Please Don't Eat My Mother (1:30) (Trailer)
Pot Party Playgirls (1:33) (Short)
Mondo Mod (1:40) (Trailer)


Todd Jordan
02-13-2013, 08:36 AM
Thanks for that Jason. Looks awesomely awful. That's the thing that stinks about SWV though...you get what you get and most probably it won't look very nice.

Ian Jane
02-13-2013, 10:03 AM
Yeah, thanks Jason. This'll go on my next SWV order, whenever that is.

Ian Jane
02-07-2015, 12:15 PM

Todd Jordan
02-07-2015, 12:57 PM
Why can't I find these things scanned and up on the torrents? That'd be gold reading.

Kevin S.
02-08-2015, 12:05 PM
I watched an odd film last night with Uschi in it called Roxanna. I believe its from 1970. Its basically about this woman who is more or less a sex addict. It would start off with a sex scene then go to an odd scene of her twitching and freaking out like she was dope sick. The whole film is narrated (though mostly silent).

Strange film. Anyone seen this one?

Ian Jane
02-08-2015, 12:56 PM
Yep! That's the Nick Phillips one with all the fetishy boots in it, right?

Good stuff.

Ian Jane
02-22-2015, 01:56 PM
Todd's dream came true!


Todd Jordan
02-22-2015, 08:24 PM
Dog sex jokes aside....good GOD that is a foxy photo. Jesus.

02-23-2015, 01:31 AM
I think that Monica Gayle appears in one scene of ROXANNE. She and Uschi shared a scene in SANDRA-THE MAKING OF A WOMAN.

Speaking of Uschi and Monica sharing a film, has anybody seen them in THE WORLD IS JUST A "B" MOVIE? I've never found a print of that film, which I think was released in 1972 or so.

Beasts in Human Skin
03-17-2015, 01:02 PM

If anybody's looking for more creepy pictures of Uschi and her dog, I've got you covered. http://www.beastsinhumanskin.com/2012/05/who-wants-to-see-uschi-digard-get-naked.html

Todd Jordan
03-17-2015, 03:31 PM
The pics of her straddling the dogs back are a bit too creepy, yeah. If Phoebe Cates was in place of Uschi, would it be so creepy to you?

Beasts in Human Skin
03-17-2015, 04:49 PM
That's a good question and the answer is Yes. Probably. It even grosses me out when people let their dogs lick their face.

The pictures with Uschi are pretty tame, I do admit. Some of the ones with Brigitte Lahaie are much more sexual and, in my opinion, a little disturbing.

Ian Jane
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Ian Jane
02-05-2017, 09:58 AM
A recent ABA release: (http://alphabluearchives.com/store/product/swingers-massacre/)

Gorgeous Swedish tit model USCHI DIGARD was one of the top men’s magazine models in the ’60s and ’70s and secured a top place in the annals of skinflick history thanks to her “discovery” by infamous breast man Russ Meyer.

Uschi showed up in bit parts in some mainstream films and grindhouse classics, but the bulk of her work was in full- frontal soft-X and sexploitation flicks. This THREE-FILM collection includes the rarity SWINGER’S MASSACRE aka INSIDE AMY (1975, 105 min, Joyanne Mitchell, Marsha Jordan, Rene Bond, Uschi Digard), a grim, serious and epic hard-R-rated film filled with sex and murder. A husband and wife become active in the ’70s swinger scene only for the husband to become murderously jealous. Look for X actresses like Uschi, Rene Bond and Marsha Jordan in bit roles.

Plus TWO first-time-on-video digital transfers: FUZZ (1970, 45 min, Uschi Digard, John Holmes, Maria Arnold, Neola Graff aka Malta)

John Holmes has a poolside orgy and Uschi and Malta have an ultra-sexy lesbian session in this all-action soft-X masterpiece. THAW THE FRIGID BIRD (1970, 59 min, Uschi Digard, Fifi Watson) Uschi has three lengthy scenes (straight, lesbian and orgy) in this lost film about inter-office affairs. Digital transfer of 16mm print! First time on video!

Total running time: 209 min.


Ian Jane
02-05-2017, 09:59 AM
And another one... (http://alphabluearchives.com/store/product/the-melon-affair-starring-uschi-digard/)

THE MELON AFFAIR aka UP YOUR ALLEY (1971, 70 min, Haji, Uschi Digard) A horny and nerdy virgin lands a catering job at a film party filled with busty actresses just like the ones he fantasizes about all day long. But his good fortune doesn’t last long as he accidentally causes the death of a Mafia don whom he must impersonate amidst a jewel-smuggling plot. A screwball big-titty sex-comedy that only could have been made in the 1970s,

THE MELON AFFAIR is a perfect example of the genre. Includes must-see footage such as Haji (FASTER PUSSYCAT, KILL KILL) riding topless on a motorcycle and Uschi performing a messy ice cream massage! Also includes bonus feature PRISON GIRLS (1972, 95 min, Maria Arnold, Linda York, Marsha Jordan, Uschi Digard, Neola Graff)!

Total running time: 165 min.