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Toyboy
07-23-2012, 07:51 AM
Keep it real, Mr. Willard...

http://www.tmz.com/2012/07/19/fred-willard-arrested-masturbating/

Barry M
07-23-2012, 08:35 AM
Nut busted.

MAN JERKS OFF is news? I guess it's MAN JERKS OFF WHILE COPS WATCH. Cops are hots.

This would be a better story if it were Fred Ward.

Gary Banks
07-23-2012, 08:38 AM
It does prove that he hasn't outlived his dick yet.

Ian Jane
07-23-2012, 08:54 AM
Fred Willard is awesome. Why are cops busting people for jerking off in porno theaters? Isn't that like arresting people in restaurants for eating?

Barry M
07-23-2012, 09:21 AM
There's way worse stuff people do in movie theatres.

Mark Tolch
07-23-2012, 10:00 AM
Sorry man. Jerking off in a porno theatre is nasty. They have this stuff now, it's called porn on DVD. Sit on your couch and do that.

Alison Jane
07-23-2012, 10:09 AM
Sorry man. Jerking off in a porno theatre is nasty. They have this stuff now, it's called porn on DVD. Sit on your couch and do that.

Professional advice, Mr. Willard.

Todd Jordan
07-23-2012, 12:08 PM
But I'll bet this gives his career a boost it didn't give to PeeWee Herman. Fred Willard will wear this charge with pride and milk it as far as he can. "Milk"...see what I did there?

Barry M
07-23-2012, 12:15 PM
Well, PBS fired him from his narration gig, so in the short* term, it's costing him work.

I think/hope you're right that this won't hurt him, though -- after all, it's Fred Willard. There's a lot of mean crap in the TMZ comments, though, which I didn't expect.





* without prejudice

Paul Casey
07-23-2012, 12:32 PM
Maybe he and Christopher Guest can make something rad out of this.

Paul Casey
07-23-2012, 12:37 PM
Sorry man. Jerking off in a porno theatre is nasty. They have this stuff now, it's called porn on DVD. Sit on your couch and do that.

If you're jerking off on your couch at home, there's no chance of a stranger coming over to mouth your meat*. I'm sure Fred was on more of a cruise than a jerkboat.


*well, if your couch is on your porch, maybe there's a chance

Alex K.
07-23-2012, 12:47 PM
I wonder if he'll work with Paul Reubens on a Funny or Die video soon?

Barry M
07-23-2012, 01:36 PM
There's some moral here, somewhere.

People who live in glass houses shouldn't jerk off?
Let he who is without sin get his rocks off first?
A man's tiki should exceed his grasp, or the cops will bust you?

I dunno, maybe I'm just not feeling it. Yet.

Todd Jordan
07-23-2012, 03:16 PM
Well, PBS fired him from his narration gig

Let me think about how irrelevant PBS is....VERY. Fuck PBS. FX will give him a show, something meaty.

Jimmy Simard
07-23-2012, 03:35 PM
PBS is the network who beg for money everytime I fell on it flipping the channels right?

Todd Jordan
07-23-2012, 05:19 PM
Yep. That's the one. Send us money so we can have crappy programming that you won't watch. We are PBS.

Paul Casey
07-23-2012, 09:12 PM
Yep. That's the one. Send us money so we can have crappy programming that you won't watch. We are PBS.

New Yankee Workshop and This Old House are good. However, I wouldn't send them anything. Probably because I'm cheap. I'm too cheap* to drive up and see Todd.


*smart

paul h.
07-23-2012, 09:12 PM
There's still some pir0nho theaters?

paul h.
07-23-2012, 09:14 PM
dEar fRED wILLaRD's aGeNt,

pLEASE tO BE castInG him as A HEavy now.

Thx

Todd Jordan
07-23-2012, 10:09 PM
I'm too cheap* to drive up and see Todd.


*useless

preeeeeek.

Toyboy
07-23-2012, 10:57 PM
There's still some pir0nho theaters?

That's what surprised me most - that little theater looks rad though.

You can't fault the man for sticking with what you know as I guess he got busted for this years ago. There's a definite kick busting it in public - not that I'd know. :howyoudoin:

Alison Jane
07-24-2012, 02:59 PM
Just watched him on Roseanne. :haha:

Scott
07-24-2012, 03:11 PM
fred willard shoots piranha theater up with his semen--!

Barry M
07-24-2012, 03:16 PM
It gets harder* to compete with 3D all the time.




*without prepuce

Alison Jane
07-27-2012, 10:53 AM
http://www.rr.com/entertainment/topic/article/rr/7392519/72565583/Willard_says_he_did_nothing_to_warrant_arrest

Todd Jordan
07-27-2012, 11:04 AM
fred willard shoots piranha theater up with his semen--!

I surprised someone from Korea knows who he is.

Barry M
07-27-2012, 11:09 AM
I surprised someone from Korea

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg138/barrymba56/6537457045_77938dfaec_z.jpg

Randy G
07-28-2012, 06:54 PM
Yep. That's the one. Send us money so we can have crappy programming that you won't watch. We are PBS.

Frontline is good and they use to show Fawlty Towers and Monty Python back in the day.

Newt Cox
07-28-2012, 08:23 PM
Frontline is good and they use to show Fawlty Towers and Monty Python back in the day.

They also showed Red Dwarf,Black Adder and Doctor Who.

Todd Jordan
07-28-2012, 08:28 PM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg138/barrymba56/6537457045_77938dfaec_z.jpg

Good one. I'm proud to know my real contribution here is to provide opportunities to the boards jokesters via my shitty typing skills.

Barry M
07-28-2012, 10:41 PM
Sorry, Todd. I tried to find a picture of Kim Jong-Il looking (http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/) surprised, but couldn't. That guy was hard to surprise.

Barry M
07-28-2012, 10:45 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19huvgIi41r8asibo1_500.jpg

Kim Jong-Un (http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com) seems to be even harder to surprise. I think I would've been surprised here.

Toyboy
07-30-2012, 06:53 PM
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19huvgIi41r8asibo1_500.jpg

Kim Jong-Un (http://kimjongunlookingatthings.tumblr.com) seems to be even harder to surprise. I think I would've been surprised here.

Is that a real person to his left or someone in an Alfred E Newman mask? Could be from when he visited the set of UP THE ACADEMY.

Terry C
07-31-2012, 04:17 PM
I wonder if he'll work with Paul Reubens on a Funny or Die video soon?

God, I can only hope so.