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Ian Jane
12-08-2010, 03:56 PM

Best chase scene ever? A 20 minute bit with a guy who has been ass raped running through the woods in his tighty-whities being chased by Satanic bad guys, tripping over nothing, falling down for no reason, repeated footage... wtf?


I love this movie.

Alison Jane
12-08-2010, 05:05 PM
We should watch it again tonight.

Ian Jane
12-08-2010, 05:16 PM
I never want to watch it sober. Ever.

Alison Jane
12-08-2010, 05:26 PM
Who said anything about being sober. Ever.

Todd Jordan
12-08-2010, 06:48 PM
I haven't seen it but that guy at about 1:15 looks like he makes it worth watching.

Alison Jane
12-08-2010, 07:06 PM
Come over next weekend and you can watch it.

And then leave.

Todd Jordan
12-08-2010, 07:14 PM
sounds like a plan. A not too well thought out plan. You need to come HERE and watch it.

Paul Casey
12-08-2010, 07:35 PM
Todd bought those tighty-whities on eBay.

Todd Jordan
12-08-2010, 07:41 PM

Paul Casey
12-08-2010, 08:25 PM
I saw someone selling a pair of, um, highly used men's TRON briefs for $500 once. That must've been before eBay cracked down on selling soiled grunts.

Ian Miller
12-09-2010, 05:41 AM
A good first thread in this here new sub-forum. SC is bitchen and I need to watch it again. There's an insane earnestness to it that makes it more disturbing than it has any right to be, but that's usually the magic ingredient in 70's regional schlock that shocks.

Ian Jane
12-09-2010, 09:51 AM
Right. It's not good at all, but you can tell everyone is trying really hard. It's kind of endearing.

Ian Jane
02-09-2017, 10:24 AM
Watched this again last night for the first time in six years, apparently. It still makes me laugh. With AGFA and SWV heading into Blu-ray territory this, I'd love to see this one get the HD treatment.

Alison Jane
02-09-2017, 11:23 AM






Gary Banks
02-09-2017, 11:28 AM
"You're not sick...your ass is sore".

Alison Jane
02-09-2017, 11:36 AM

Matt H.
02-09-2017, 11:40 AM
Last time I watched this, I noticed how much Bobby looks like a young Jim Van Bebber - it makes it even more amusing.

02-12-2017, 05:45 AM
A modern classic of American Cinema. I can't wait to put fire ants on MY enemies.

C.D. Workman
02-15-2017, 01:52 AM
I love this film. It may be the most hilariously homophobic movie made by obviously repressed homosexuals ever. My favorite line may be "Satan doesn't like queers." Because, you know, we're constantly being told that God doesn't like 'em either, so you'd think Satan would love them. But no, they just can't get any love from anyone!

Bruce Holecheck
02-15-2017, 12:24 PM
With AGFA and SWV heading into Blu-ray territory this, I'd love to see this one get the HD treatment.

It's being worked on, supposedly paired with Derek Todd's THINGS TO COME (1976).

Ian Jane
12-20-2018, 10:39 AM
AGFA mentioned on their FB page this is coming eventually. So probably not soon, but some day.

Patience is a bitch sometimes.

David H
12-21-2018, 06:59 PM
This was probably my favorite SWV Image dvd (along w/ASYLUM OF SATAN). CHILDREN is such a wigged out movie, and I found the ending genuinely creepy. Looking forward to the AGFA blu.