Released by: Secret Key
Released on: 9/13/2011
Director: various and unnamed
Cast: various and unnamed
Year: 1960s and 1970s
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The Movie:
Get ready for some more old-time goodness with this collection of loops, courtesy the loop-meister himself, 42nd Street Pete. This time around he gives us a hoard featuring four Uschi Digard films, the alleged Marilyn Monroe strip tease, plus some other nuggets of lust. And the cover…just drink that in. Someone get that woman's DNA, because when human cloning becomes a reality they HAVE to clone her and make her do more work.
The collection plays one loop right after another with occasional introductions by 42P, with the sound of an old rickety projector as the only audio. The loops vary greatly in image quality, going from beaten up to dragged behind a car. But that's all part of the charm. It's meant to give you as close an experience to actually watching these on a tiny projector as you can get. Don't like to projector sound? Turn the volume down and cranks down music and zone out to gorgeous women from the good old days: tattoo and piecing free, with real tits and hairy splits.
The set comes with liner notes providing titles and a few words about each film by Pete. The titles don't appear in the loops, so it's uncertain if these are the real titles or Pete's titles. There's no real need to go into each and every loop, as he done a fine job of it. They can all be summed up easily: naked people dancing and modeling, heavy petting and rope play. It's all softcore, so don't expect to see much more than nude frolicking.
Some highlights:
- Masturbation with a rubber snake
- A woman missing a tooth and eating an apple as sexy as she can
- Uschi
- Uschi with Candy Samples
- Uschi in “Dr. Probeâ€, which Pete says has never been released until this set
- Uschi as a sick, twisted kidnapper-rapist
- A Gil Elvgren-esque tease featuring an apple, a soda, and sticky boobs
- A white woman with an afro
- Babes wrestling
This viewer's favorite is the one titled “Mistress Uschiâ€. It actually has a little (stress little) bit of production value and actually tells a story before the skin smearing. It's a real sleazy one for sure. Uschi is playing cards with two guys. The dudes apparently lose, and as either a penalty for losing or to up the ante they go out and kidnap two hotties. Back they go to the house of Uschi where they are in no time naked and being beaten raped by Uschi. The guys join in of course, but they are in for a surprise when the kidnapped girls turn the tables.
Pete also has on this set some mini-loops that could be purchased through the back of old magazines. Nude volleyball, a bathing beauty, and naked darts. Neat stuff. All-in-all an entertaining bunch of loops.
Video/Audio/Extras:
All are shown in a 4:3 ratio. As mentioned earlier the quality of the loops is all over the place, but they're all watchable. There appear to be no authoring concerns. The audio is the sound of a projector throughout all the loops, so not much to note. When Pete does his intros he sounds fine. No distortion, hissing, popping or the like.
There are no extras, other than a bunch of trailers for more DVDs from the manufacturer. But at three hours long, what need is there for extras? The aforementioned liner notes are a welcomed bonus.
The Final Word:
One can never get enough of Uschi and she's all over this one. There are many other fine women to behold and the shorts range in subject matter, right on up (or down) to the mild roughie category. This is a fun set and a fine addition to the 42nd Street Pete series. Definitely recommended.