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Released by: Impulse Pictures
Released on: November 10th, 2015.
Director: Various
Cast: Chris Cassidy, Tina Russell, Susan Nero, Sharon Mitchell
Year: 1970's - 1980's
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The Movie:
For a thirteenth (!!) time, those perverts over at Impulse Pictures present another collection of 8mm hardcore loops, preserved digitally (even scanned in HD!) for posterity's sake and now available on DVD for your own personal enjoyment. Some familiar faces tend to pop up in loop collections like this, and our thirteenth entry in the series is no exception.
Here's what to expect…
ANATOMY OF A RAPE: This one starts the collection off with a bang as a sailor abducts a brunette, drags her back to what may or may not be an abandoned warehouse of sorts, and then roughly has his way with her on a dirty mattress. This would be more convincing if she didn't periodically look to be cracking up! And then at the end he pees on her!
WICKED LOVING: A woman waters her flowers while a blonde guy with cool sideburns stands behind her and fondles her. They're obviously in the mood for some…. wicked loving. Her top comes off, she goes down and then they're both nude as they make their way towards the main event - screwing on the dining room table next to a creepy ceramic head!
SUPER SUCK: A couple are making out in the bedroom. She gets nude and he goes down and then she returns the favors. After that, they get down to business from a few different angles. The girl is cute but this is pretty much vanilla sex.
SWEET MUSIC: This one opens up with a woman going down on her man next to a hi-fi system. He gets her on all fours, her stocking clad legs up in the air, and gives her what for. They go at it from a few different angles and then he finishes up.
RAPTURE BY THE SEA: This couple aren't by the sea at all but do appear to be on a soundstage of some sort poorly made up to look like a beach. She blows him and then he takes her on all fours before flipping her over for more of the same until he's ready to pop. Seriously though, this is a pretty shitty looking beach. They didn't even try.
UNTITLED: Two dudes sit in two chairs across from a bed where a brunette writhes around a bit. One guy gets her from behind while she goes down on the other guy and then they switch things up a bit, alternating between her various orifices. The actress in this kind of looks like Shelly Duvall, which is kind of weird. Also, foot-jobs!
UNTITLED: A man makes sweet love to a redhead on the mattress side of a pull-out couch. A curvaceous brunette appears and seems to be upset, until they get her to join in at which point this lucky dude takes his time with these two lovely ladies. The girls do most of the work here, he just sort of lays back and lets them go to town for the most part, though by the end he's a bit more enthusiastic.
SON OF QUASIMODO: This one is presented by 'The Demonic Players!' Remember them? Of course you don't! We start off with some stock footage of a cathedral before cutting to the interior where a guy in a bad hunchback get up rings a bell. A blonde rubs his back, two other women wander past and then leave them alone. Blondie takes care of Quasimodo quite nicely and then the other girls and some guy who is dressed like a train conductor show up. Orgy time!
DAD IS AT IT AGAIN: A guy, presumably dad (possibly your dad), walks in on two foxy lesbians playing with a vibrator. He gets in on the action and they have a three way. One girl has a really long necklace that looks like it's going to either get in the way or choke her but it never does. The other girl has dirty sandal shoes on. This guy, who may or may not be your dad, then bones them silly. The end.
ONE MORE TIME: Two ladies are doing exercises on the floor of a bedroom. They're wearing neat lingerie. The blonde has a big headband on, the brunette is sporting some gold sheer get up. A guy is in the bed and looks on as they have rad lesbian sex. He comes out from under the covers, erection in hand, and the girls take advantage of the free boner he offers them.
PISS PARTY: Two lesbians fool around in a bed. One of the lesbians gets up, sits on the toilet and diddles herself while the other watches her from the next room. The girl on the toilet pees a lot which gets the other girl all hot and bothered. She comes into the room, they screw in the bath and then head back into the bed for more screwing, some of which involves the application of honey and a carrot! One of the girls in this short looks like Tina Russell.
VIBRATOR VIXENS: Two girls are hanging out in bed, one has a weird vibrator glove thing strapped to her hand and is pleasuring the other lady with it, all over her lady bits. This goes on for a while from a few different positions and then they bust out a big ol' dildo that they take turns with.
BIG GIRLS: Sue Nero lays back on an E-Z-Boy thing and plays with her hooters for the camera. Another girl comes in and goes down on her, she's wearing purple felt boots. They have a nice lesbian grope session. Lots of nice, big boobs in this one.
FRIENDS AND LOVERS: Sharon Mitchell is doing what Sharon Mitchell did back in the day - she's vacuuming the floor in her lingerie. This makes her horny as she gets naked and plays with herself for a bit, which is fun to watch. She looks great here. The action end of that vacuum gets a bit of a workout until an olive skinned lady with 'Asian' style makeup arrives. They go at it, as girls do in pornographic movies, stripping slowly and then really just going to town.
CHINA DOLLS: A pair of ladies engages in some lesbian sex that starts off with boob licking and quickly turns into box munching. One girl is Asian (the doll of the title) and the other is not. They seem to be having fun here, one girl, the Asian one, keeps looking into the camera and smiling a nice, genuine smile as if to say 'hey, check it out, I'm having a good time and I hope you are too.' THE END!
Video/Audio/Extras:
Each of the 8mm loops on this disc are presented in their original 1.33.1 fullframe aspect ratio and transferred from film. They haven't been fully restored so expect a fair bit of print damage and plenty of visible scratches but that doesn't really detract from the experience much. Colors are faded and black levels all over the place but if the elements are in rough shape, at least the disc is well authored and not plagued by compression artifacts or edge enhancement problems.
The audio is on par with the video, sort of. This stuff was shot without sound, so really we just the 'click' of a projector in terms of audio, there's really not much to write about here.
Extras? Nope. You get a menu and loop selection but that's it. Inside the case, however, you will discover a booklet of liner notes from Cinema Sewer's Robin Bougie that is actually an interview with 8mm loop collector 'Leland Boozer' who speaks about buying cheap 8mm smut in a crummy little porno store called Cindy's: The Adult Bookstore in Portland, Oregon, where old 8mm films were sold on the cheap for $1 each!
The Final Word:
42nd Street Forever: The Peepshow Collection Volume 13 gives you pretty much exactly what you want out of a loop collection like this - some variety, some familiar faces, and a whole lot of complete strangers going at it in varying degrees of both passion and skill for your sleazy, dirty entertainment.
