• 42nd Street Forever: The Peepshow Collection Volume 31 (Impulse Pictures) DVD Review

    Released by: Impulse Pictures
    Released on: August 13th, 2019.
    Director: Various
    Cast: Ginger Lynn, Oral Annie, Linda Shaw, Leslie Winston, Serena, Sharon Mitchell, Mona Page, John Leslie, Tawny Pearl, Mike Ranger, Loni Sanders
    Year: 1970’s – 1980’s
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    42nd Street Forever: The Peepshow Collection Volume 31 – Movie Review:

    The Peepshow Collection series from Impulse Pictures keeps on going with this thirty-first installment. Here’s what you get this time around…

    A NOVEL APPROACH: Mona Page is reading a book about nymphos, just hanging out in her lingerie by the fire. Her mustachioed man sits in a chair nearby and notices she’s licking her lips – clearly the victim of wanton horniness! When she starts sucking her fingers and tweaking her nipples, he takes the hint and soon enough his dong is down her throat. They sixty-nine for a bit, he eats her butthole and then they pork! Dude gets really, really sweaty in this one. Granted, they’re pretty close to the fire place so maybe it’s really hot in there, but he sweats a LOT.

    PROBING INTERVIEW: Tamara Longly stars in this Cabellero loop in which she sits, bespectacled, in a chair interviewing with a guy sporting a giant bushy moustache sitting underneath a pretty cool Pabst Blue Ribbon mirror. Clearly this is a high quality establishment and not some guy’s basement. She takes notes and he removes her glasses and moves in for a kiss. It works! There are also some Miller High Life mirrors on the wall and this is absolutely some guy’s basement. Anyway, she goes down on him, mounts him, rides him and he bones her from a few different angles. In this review I referenced ‘The Couch Of Forbidden Knowledge’ and the couch in this loop looks like it might be the same couch.

    CRAZY ANN: Leslie Winston, who I guess is Crazy Ann, is strutting about in her black bikini, poolside. She heads inside where a guy with a moustache who looks suspiciously like the guy with the moustache from the first loop is waiting for her, looking pretty fly for a white guy in his Adidas shirt. She strips and he eats her butthole for a bit, after which she goes down. With the foreplay out of the way they get down to business on a white couch that is now probably horribly stained. Then they move to the floor and go at it there for a bit. The end.

    WUNDERLUST: John Leslie is driving down a backwoods road in a slick sports car when he spots a shapely brunette at the side of the road. Being John Leslie and all, he stops and offers her a ride. They stop a few miles down the road, get out of the car and make out. She takes care of him first and he humps her from a few different angles out there in the woods. He keeps his Member’s Only jacket on though. Then they head inside and screw on a bed in a nicely paneled room decorated with an Asian umbrella to give it some exotic flair.

    AFTERNOON ROMANCE: A lithe and lovely dark haired lady, Loni Sanders is outside, nude, rubbing herself. A guy who looks an awful lot like Mike Ranger watches her through the window. Cut to the interior and somehow she’s made it inside, arched over on the couch with his head crammed between her legs. They play around for a bit and then he humps her. Nothing really remarkable about this one but Loni does look really good here.

    THE BANQUET: Linda Shaw and Sharon Mitchell topline this one which starts with a bunch of people eating fruit off of Linda’s naked body. Some guys are there and another woman as well, so obviously this turns into an orgy pretty quickly with Linda’s body kind of serving as the centerpiece of it all. The girls are just as into one another as they are into the guys, maybe more so, but everyone seems to be having a good time so no harm, no foul.

    WET DAY DREAM: This one is touted as an ‘ALL NEW SAN FRANCISCO FILMS’ production. A dude with curly hair is readying a girly magazine in bed, naked – two promiscuous ladies come into the room and find him there and decide to take advantage of the situation. The blonde licks his tows and works his way up while the brunette smooches him before hopping on top. Then they do it! At one point he gets a finger up his bum but he doesn’t seem to mind, so it’s all good, even if you should get consent first before doing that.

    INSIDERS: This one features an opening title card that reads HEXEN-FETT in a crazy gothic font. It kinda looks like the cover of a black metal album or something, it’s odd. Anyway, a blonde maid is cleaning up when a darker haired brunette, presumably the lady of the house, arrives on the scene with a few bottles of booze. Rad! We then cut to the exterior – we’re in a church I guess? Cut back inside and a priest shows up and checks out the booze, he’s stoked and can’t wait to get loaded. He and the brunette take off and the maid helps herself to a few shots of hooch. Cut to a different room and the priest is on a couch with a different brunette, the first one sitting in a chair nearby. The maid comes in and serves them all drinks and everyone gets fucked up. Soon enough, our group of wasted Catholics are having a big ol’ orgy, the two brunettes going down on Father Bonesalot, with another priest in another room drinking even more. The maid is drinking solo in another room but soon strips down to her undies. The second priest walks in as the first priest finishes and he hopes onto one of the girls and goes to town and then the super wasted maid comes in and joins the fun, getting rammed by the second priest who has a lot of visible tattoos, which is weird for a priest. Also, even though the first priest finishes, he’s still horny enough to let the first brunette toss his salad. These people are all going to have to go to confession this Sunday, fucking heathens!

    DOUBLE HUMPERS: Ginger Lynn and a dark haired chick are blowing the shit out of Paul Thomas when this one starts. He’s got a cool L.A. Lakers shirt on and Ginger is nice enough to sport some rad black stockings, her friend some white stockings. The ladies look good and they do a nice job of switching things up, making sure that Sir Paul is well taken care of. This one is on the short side, but hey, Ginger Lynn, so quit bitching.

    HOT LICKIN': A cute blonde in a red and white striped shirt is engaged in a sixty-nine with some dude when her pretty dark haired roommate comes into the room. She gets naked too and the ladies do a fine job of taking care of him, even if he can’t be bothered to take his knee-high tube socks off. Knee-high socks can be hot on a lady, but on this guy, who looks kinda like Matthew McConaughey’s character from Dazed And Confused or maybe one of the Bee-Gees, they’re kind of a fashion mistake. Anyway, soon enough they get him off and we’re done.

    SERENA'S SLAVE: Do you know who Serena’s slave is in this loop? It’s Merle Michaels (not to be confused with Merle Haggard – they don’t look anything alike). She and Serena are romping around in bed in lingerie when this one starts. There’s a neat old tube TV nearby and a rad vintage stereo nearby. They’re probably listening to E.L.O. or some shit like that. Anyway, they quickly get naked and start sixty-nining each other, poking fingers into all available orifices and having a gay old time. There are a lot of mirrors in the room too. Also they scissor each other, which we see happen in the reflection in the mirror, a neat twist. That’s about it, really, but hey, they look pretty satisfied when it’s all over and done with.

    THEGIRLFRIENDS: Two girls, possibly friends, sit at a table in the kitchen. There’s a poster of an oiled up nude lady in the background and some fruit on the table. They share some wine and then we cut to them using a weird dildo that has a plastic thumb attached to it. There’s an eyesight chart on the wall, the first three letters are F-U-C-K. They wind up naked using the weird thumb dildo and a less frightening regular dildo on one another before the dark haired girl fucks herself with a pan handle. They scissor for a bit and then bust out a double ended dong but they don’t wind up sharing it before it fads to black.

    GIRL TALK: Two girls, a blonde and a brunette, are in a room. The brunette has her skirt up and is masturbating on a table with a red table cloth on it. The blonde is intrigued. They don’t appear to be doing much talking here. A dude, with a moustache of course, comes into the frame and is clearly into watching these girls have rad lesbian sex – which is what we get to do as well. They seem to be pretty good at this, lots of kissing as well as they usual licking and poking. The blonde has black stockings on and the brunette has her hair in pigtails. The guy though? He never gets involved or really even factors into any of this after we see him that first time. I guess we just assume he’s pulling it off camera or something.

    TUB CUM: A girl in a scally cap carrying a toolbox walks up the stairs to a lovely home. Maybe she’s a plumber? We can assume this because she heads straight into the bathroom (the house was unlocked) where she sees Tawny Pearl having a bath. The plumber gets baked and plays with Tawny’s boobs and what does she have in that toolbox? A bunch of dildos and vibrators! What kind of plumber carries around a bunch of dildos and vibrators? A horny lesbian plumber it seems, because these two go at it like rabbits on the side of the tub (which is nicely tiled). For some reason there’s a red telephone beside the tub. It kind of looks like the Bat-Phone from the Adam West Batman TV series.

    TIT TO CLIT: Our final loop for this installment starts with a cute brunette on a red couch masturbating with a sex toy. An older but attractive blonde walks in, removes the sex toy and takes over. From there, the lovely ladies take turns pleasuring one another. The couch looks really comfortable. It looks like it’s made of a very plush material – but unless I missed it, nobody actually rubs a tit on a clit in this loop, so it’s kind of false advertising. Still, they girls are clearly enjoying themselves and they go at it with enthusiasm and gusto, and that counts for a lot.

    42nd Street Forever: The Peepshow Collection Volume 31 – DVD Review:

    Each of the 8mm loops on this disc are presented in their original 1.33.1 fullframe aspect ratio and transferred from film. They haven’t been fully restored so expect a fair bit of print damage and plenty of visible scratches but that doesn’t really detract from the experience much. Colors are faded and black levels all over the place but if the elements are in rough shape, at least the disc is well authored and not plagued by compression artifacts or edge enhancement problems.

    The audio is on par with the video, sort of. This stuff was shot without sound, so really we just the ‘click’ of a projector in terms of audio, there’s really not much to write about here.

    Extras? Nope. You get a menu and loop selection but that’s it.

    42nd Street Forever: The Peepshow Collection Volume 31 – The Final Word:

    42nd Street Forever: The Peepshow Collection Volume 31 compiles another collection of interesting pornographic artifacts from days gone by, sure to please those with an affinity for the dirty movies of yesterday.