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Published on 10-28-2016 08:36 AM
Released by: Vinegar Syndrome
Released on: October 25th, 2016.
Director: Various
Cast: Various
Year: Various
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The Movies:
Twelve dirty movies? That’s a lot of smut! And being the devout perverts that we are around these here parts, we’re going to cover each and every one of them, properly. Most of these run an hour or so, with the really short ones noted below.
DISC ONE:
The Geek:
This one follows a group of campers (three men – one of whom is Ric Lutze – and three women – one of whom is Lynn Holmes) that heads off into the woods – what woods? Who knows. The opening credits tell us this was ‘filmed on location in Oregon, Washington and Alberta, Canada.’ We then learn that there is the legend of a mammoth being, a grotesque being, lurking about these woods – this thing is known as The Geek. A narrator then tells us we’re about to learn about the sasquatch – part man, but mostly beast! Is the sasquatch a mutated version of ancient man? Are we really the masters of the Earth like we think we are? So many questions!
We spend the first eight minutes walking through the woods and then a clearing full of some stock footage deer before the uncredited director, who seems to really like his zoom lens, shows us the excitement of building a camp site! After that, one pair of hikers wanders off and has sex in the grass. The girl has a lot of pimples but the leather go-go boots are a nice touch (and practical for hiking). After that the leader of their group warns the rest that the area is uncharted before taking Holmes back to his tent for a drink that inevitably leads to sex. After that he tells her how his fifteen year old sister ran off and got married, which inspires her to take good care of him.
The next day they head back out into the wilderness unaware that they are being
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