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    Senior Member The Silly Swede's Avatar
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    The Hitmans Bodyguard

    A buddy cop movie, except no cops outside of the cannonfodder variety. Sam Jackson sets a new motherfucker-record and Ryan Reynolds proves to be capable of being funny without being a douche.

    Ad some excellent shootouts, car chases and for the first time in the history of Nu Image/Millenium decent CGI.

    Anyone else seen it yet?
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    Why are you wasting your time reading this? Go see it!
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    Ryan Reynolds is a shitty actor

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    The Hitman's Bodyguard

    Press release!

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    The Hilarious Action-Comedy Starring Ryan Reynolds and Samuel L. Jackson Arrives on Digital HD November 7 and 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray™ Combo Pack, and DVD November 21 from Lionsgate

    SANTA MONICA, CA (September 26, 2017) – Leading an all-star cast, Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool, The Proposal) and Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction, Marvel’s Cinematic Universe) take viewers on an outrageous action-packed, comedic adventure in The Hitman’s Bodyguard, arriving on Digital HD November 7 and 4K Blu-ray Combo Pack (plus Blu-ray and Digital HD), Blu-ray™ Combo Pack (plus DVD and Digital HD), DVD and On Demand November 21 from Lionsgate. When Michael Bryce, an elite bodyguard, and Darius Kincaid, a renowned hit man, are forced to work together, they don’t just have to avoid getting killed…they also have to avoid killing each other. The film, which was #1 at the summer box office three weeks in a row, also stars Oscar® nominees Gary Oldman (2011, Best Actor, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy) and Salma Hayek (2002, Best Actress, Frida).

    The world’s top protection agent (Reynolds) is called upon to guard the life of his mortal enemy, one of the world’s most notorious hit men (Jackson). The relentless bodyguard and manipulative assassin have been on the opposite end of the bullet for years, and are thrown together for a wildly outrageous 24 hours. During their raucous and hilarious adventure from England to the Hague, they encounter high-speed car chases, outlandish boat escapades, and a merciless Eastern European dictator (Oldman) who is out for blood. Hayek joins the mayhem as Jackson’s equally notorious wife.

    Directed by Patrick Hughes (The Expendables 3, Red Hill) and written by Tom O’Connor (Fire with Fire), The Hitman’s Bodyguard 4K Ultra HD, Blu-ray and Digital HD features exclusive bonus content including outtakes; four featurettes; deleted, extended, and alternate scenes; and audio commentary with director Patrick Hughes. The DVD will include director commentary and a behind-the-scenes featurette. The 4K Blu-ray Combo Pack, Blu-ray Combo Pack, and DVD will be available for the suggested retail price of $42.99, $39.99 and $29.95, respectively.

    4K ULTRA HD / BLU-RAY / DIGITAL HD SPECIAL FEATURES
    Outtakes
    Deleted Scenes
    Extended Scenes
    Alternate Scenes
    “The Hitman’s Bodyguard: A Love Story” Featurette
    “Hitman vs. Bodyguard” Featurette
    “Dangerous Women” Featurette
    “Big Action in a Big World” Featurette
    Director’s Commentary
    DVD SPECIAL FEATURES
    “Big Action in a Big World” Featurette
    Director’s Commentary

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    Yeah I did a thread on this when I had seen it. Noone bothered to respond to it. Fuck you all.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Silly Swede View Post
    Yeah I did a thread on this when I had seen it. Noone bothered to respond to it. Fuck you all.
    Meow! I'll merge. haha. I missed the original thread.
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    Good on ya
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    I'll go see this sometime next year when the Japanese distributor wakes up and actually brings it here.

    Edit: Crap. Shit. Fuck. It looks like it's only gonna be on fucking Netflix here. Cunts!
    Last edited by Takuma; 09-29-2017 at 11:12 AM.

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    Saw it.

    The Hitman's Bodyguard (USA, 2017) [Flight] - 3/5
    A film so true to its title and casting (Samuel "Motherfucker" L. Jackson bodyguarded by Ryan "Deadpool" Reynolds on a road trip to court while targeted by killers) that any further plot summary is unnecessary. Moderately funny buddy action comedy with some unexpectedly good action and stunt sequences, as well as some unnecessary brutality and CGI bits that didn't need to be in the film at all. Salma Hayek has a great supporting role as a foul mouthed inmate.

    This poster cracks me up


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