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    Death Kiss (kinda-sorta brings Bronson back for a Death Wish Sequel?)

    The likeness is uncanny...

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    Gentlemen, we have officially entered Bronsonsploitation.

    Let's take a moment to ponder this achievement.

    That said, it's undoubtedly going to be bad and I'm going to assume that either (A) our Bronson clone will be dubbed or (B) he will be the shittiest actor since Tommy Wiseau or (C) both.
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    Probably both, but I will watch this shit out of this anyway.
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    All actors should be found by scouring lookalike agencies. Available for weddings, children's parties and bah mitzvahs:

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bfeu3-YN_UE
    I'm bitter, I'm twisted, James Joyce is fucking my sister.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ian Jane View Post
    Probably both, but I will watch this shit out of this anyway.
    Same.
    "Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness."

    Alejandro Jodorowsky

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    Maybe there's some Bubba Ho-Tep shit going on and Bronson and Bronzi swapped identities. Bronzi subsequently died and this is the real Bronson.

    Amused to see this is from the director who complained when the UK distributors changed the name of one of his flicks to 'Leatherface'. Seems like he's decided to jump on the fraudulent movie bandwagon himself now.
    I'm bitter, I'm twisted, James Joyce is fucking my sister.

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