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    What I learned at the AVN 2011 Awards show...

    So I wound up getting a sweet press pass to the AVN Award's show last night. An interesting to say the least and pictures will follow.

    For now, a few points in regards to what I learned last night:

    -Miller High Life really is the champagne of beers but $8 a bottle? Go fuck yourself, Palms Resort. I will go with out.

    -Fake boobs are alive and well.

    -Chi Chi LaRue does not make a convincing woman, but he's got a wicked sense of humor.

    -Lisa Lampanelli is moderately funny in small doses.

    -Joanna Angel is very friendly and genuinely nice. She's also much shorter than you'd think.

    -Alexis Texas is very photogenic and also quite nice and down to earth.

    -Ron Jeremy needs a hair cut.

    -Italian journalists like to complain about the lack of anal penetration clips being shown during the ceremony.

    -Porn stars are not good at being put on the spot and having to make up impromptu thank you speeches.

    -John Stagliano is the man and I wish I could have thanked him for having the balls to not fold and to take on the supreme court over his obscenity case. Seeing him tear up talking about his wife's support was sincerely touching.

    -The industry has little respect for its past. Only Rocco Reed yelled out 'RIP John Leslie' at one point. There was no other mention of him. No mention at all of Jamie Gillis. I actually found this rather offensive, but maybe that's just me. At least in Hollywood if you're a big deal and you die you get a second or two in the Oscar montage of dead people.

    -Fat Mike likes porno but not enough to not leave early.

    -I'm 99.9% sure I saw Robin Weigert from Deadwood walking the red carpet with another lady. I got a great shot, she was very cool and friendly to talk to. I hope it was her, otherwise she's going to wonder why I told her Deadwood was the best TV show ever.

    -James Deen is a good man and he likes whiskey.

    More to follow, lots of pictures too. What an odd weekend this was.
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    If I met Alexis Texas 'in the flesh' I have a boner as big as Texas.

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    Part one of the coverage is here!

    More, including a nice picture of Ms. Texas for Goldberg, to follow tomorrow.
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    -Italian journalists like to complain about the lack of anal penetration clips being shown during the ceremony.

    I laughed out loud. That's fucking funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Howlett View Post
    I laughed out loud. That's fucking funny!
    It's true. The same guy, who was sitting beside me and talking to me the entire time, also gave Rocco Siffredi a standing ovation (when no one else even really clapped). He also claimed that many of the girls were too American looking. When I tried to explain to him that this could be because they were, in fact, Americans, he made a weird snorting noise and said 'Italians fuck better.'

    So there you go.
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    Could you have impressed him w/ knowledge of the wondrous beauties of Selen and Monica Roccaforte?
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    No, but I tried impressing him with knowledge of Joe D'Amato. It didn't work.
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    Rock! Shock! Pop!

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    Maybe you should've impressed a meatball sub down his throat. It worked on Dario!

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    Red carpet coverage wraps up with part three. Tomorrow we'll get to the show itself.

    Oh, and this one's for you, Goldberg.

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