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Thread: Agent 69 In The Sign Of Scorpio / The Danish Tegn Movies

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    Agent 69 In The Sign Of Scorpio / The Danish Tegn Movies

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    Watched this yesterday, very silly stuff. Danish psuedo porn dressed up as spy parody/slapstick comedy. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't but even when it doesn't it's so goofy you can't help but giggle at it.

    Basically Agent Jensen works at a health food store in Denmark where he waits for another agent to show up. Through a comedy of errors, the dopey hippie son of a former super agent gets a package that was meant for an American agent named Herbert W. Horsepower. From here, Jensen is in a race against time to get the package, which contains some microfilm, from the dopey hippie before a bad guy named Scorpio can get it. Along the way he bangs a chick on a train, loses his pants, crossdresses and gets into all sorts of trouble.

    Later in the movie a white guy plays a Sheik whose two assistants lower a blonde agent onto his dong. And who should pop up in this movie? None other than Torben Bille, the Sinful Dwarf himself! He's a karate expert who even has his own special midget car that he drives around in. Pretty rad.

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    IMDB says he also shows up in the sequel, Agent 69 Jensen in Sign Of Sagittarius, which I'll be watching sooner rather than later. Oh and there's a weird dance number involving some girls with gold body paint, a bad subplot involving some agents dressed as Muslim women on hand to do 'Arabian cooking' that is delightfully racist, and a strange scene where some dudes play pool with naked ladies spread eagle over the pockets on the table.

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    Silly, sexy dopey stuff. It's hardcore but not to gratuitous lengths. I don't know a whole lot about these movies but this one was fun.

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    This "tegn" series is great. They're like the rompy softcore movies you always wished went a bit further. I bought the double feature disc years ago and then tracked down the rest.

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    Oddly I saw this just last night. Seems strange
    to me that there arent more hardcore films like this where the film is fun and breezy with solid production values rather than all cum shots, fake tits and sex scenes that for 20 minutes. Its very cheesy and the females definitely have a right to complain about why the women are stunning and the men are ugly but overall a happy find. Will track down the rest of the series.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dom D View Post
    the females definitely have a right to complain about why the women are stunning and the men are ugly
    I find that this is pretty common in European smut, where there is a much higher ratio of older/heavier/weird looking male performers while almost all of the woman are young, nubile and foxy.
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    Except when they look like Florence Henderson or have mustaches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alison Jane View Post
    Except when they look like Florence Henderson or have mustaches.
    Haha, right. There are obvious exceptions but I think as far as the numbers go, the ladies win out in the looks department over the guys.
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    Watched Sagittarius the other night, not as good as Scorpio but still fun. I knew as soon as the pretty Asian karate lady from the beginning showed up she was gonna get it on with someone, but for some reason the fact that it was another chick surprised me. Go figure. Cool to see most of the same actors and characters from the other movie pop up in this one too. Good times.
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    We followed up with In The Sign Of The Lion. I enjoyed it more than Agent 69. Had more genuine laughs that one laughs with rather than at. This series has been a top find. It's not often you describe hardcore porn as charming but these make the grade. Very much Carry On films with sex.
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    We watched In The Sign Of The Virgin (Danish Pastries) last night and again, quite enjoyable. More sex in it than the other films, shot more graphically too, but that same sense of goofy fun runs throughout it. Premise is, by way of the imdb:

    "The impending approach of Venus - known to cause "disturbing erotic behavior" - sends two men with very different missions to the town of Petit-Bois. One to save the schoolgirls from lust, the other to test a new aphrodisiac. Chaos ensues."

    That's more or less accurate. Ole Soltoft is in it again and he's funny as usual. Lots of pretty girls and really wacky situations. Good times. Two left in the series to watch - Taurus and Gemini.
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    So I came across the works of Swedish director MIKE BECK a couple of weeks ago. Basically it seems he was quite active directing films in the 00's. What I found interesting is that he directed a lot of comedies using the same Swedish actors, which are slapstick and very much in homage to the Mazurka and Zodiac films. In fact 3 of them are in fact ZODIAC films on there's one MAZURKA. I've watched 3 of his films so far

    I VÄDURENS TECKEN (In the sign of Aries)
    I FISKARNAS TECKEN (in the sign of Pisces)
    MIDSOMMAR-DRÖMMAR

    Now, these are very much of the modern era, filmed in HD and very much porn films. Not as plot heavy but there is a definite spirit of the originals here. In fact, just the nature of the slapstick comedy, Swedish locations, and the fact that these have recurring Swedish actors make them a hell of a lot more fun than the average and stale modern day US porn film. Worth checking out. There are trailers online if you can find them.

    There was a Mike Beck comedy boxset available with 7 films. It's quite hard to find though now.

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