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    I think that takes 'niche hardcore' to a new level of specialization.
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    "I want to see a porno where Santa Claus gets it on. But not normal, large, bearded Santa. He needs to be a little person."

    "Oh, so one of Santa's elves then."

    "NO! No, not an elf. Did I say 'elf'? I said Santa. A little fucking Santa."

    "Ah. I got just the thing..."

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    I kinda wanna see it.
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    Is that guy a midget? He looks normal. Maybe the chick is just tiny, too.

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    He's not a midget but he is little. The title of the DVD isn't MIDGET FUCKING SANTA.

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    He's not a midget but he is little. The title of the DVD isn't MIDGET FUCKING SANTA.
    Maybe it should be. He'd fit down the chimney better. Well, after his boner deflates, that is.

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    I looked at the screen shots and the dude is like 5' 2" and is only in the Santa suit for 2 of the 5 vignettes.

    Bullroar.

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    Hustler is dumb. I fuckin KNOW that's not Jeopardy. alex Trebek would never manhandle chicks like that.

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    Right but if they call it Jeopardy they get sued. So maybe they're not so dumb.

    Allie Haze as Princess Leia.

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