View Full Version : Beer Wolf's cousin...

paul h.
05-09-2012, 08:12 PM
Tire Wolf!!!





05-09-2012, 09:04 PM
Tire Wolf,
Why you cry?
Is tire smoke,
In your eye?
Won't you fly,
Into the sky?

Paul Casey
05-10-2012, 08:04 AM
What luxurious fur!!

Barry M
05-10-2012, 08:27 AM
I thought dire wolves were extinct?

Ian Jane
05-10-2012, 09:46 AM

Barry M
05-10-2012, 10:53 AM
Tire Wolf has crazy-eye; I see a long, troubled relationship, possibly involving restraining orders against fibreglass beings.

Ian Jane
05-10-2012, 11:05 AM
It looks like he should be holding something in his right hand.

Barry M
05-10-2012, 11:11 AM

I think it's generally a bad idea to let Tire Wolf sense your true feelings.

Barry M
05-10-2012, 11:42 AM

Scratch a Tire Wolf, find a Buddha.

Paul Casey
05-10-2012, 12:13 PM
Dear Buddha, look out for Cthulhu.

05-10-2012, 11:33 PM
Tire Wolf is crying with a smile.

Ian Jane
05-11-2012, 04:14 PM

Holy shit, you're right!


chuk hell
05-12-2012, 12:35 AM
I know that Tire Wolf. Why do you think they moved him to the back of the lot, away from the street? I bet somebody tried to steal that Tire Wolf.

paul h.
05-13-2012, 08:27 PM
Hi Chuk!

Tire Wolf used to live right up the street from me at a strange, run down flop-house / used-tire shop / possible prostitution ring front, called "Trek". Then one day he disappeared. The whole place was gutted and rebuilt with clothing store, popular ice cream shop, and a "Pipes Plus". Well first there was a boot store, then eventually, it was replaced by the "Pipes Plus" (head shop). A couple of years later, I spied Tire Wolf about 2 miles south of his original location, sporting a new paint job. Unless of course, there's more than one Tire Wolf. ???

chuk hell
05-14-2012, 03:35 PM
Hi Paul!

I didn't know Tire Wolf had such a long a storied past. I only know him from that Tire shop on South Congress, a little north of William Cannon. He used to be right out by the street but they moved him back. I thought maybe someone tried to steal him.

paul h.
05-16-2012, 02:20 PM
Yeah, he used to live at Havana & S. Congress (prior to "gentrification" of the area).

Barry M
05-16-2012, 02:58 PM
Gentry hate Tire Wolf.

A sixty foot lawn jockey sure would be something, though.